Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Let us go directly to the discussion of beautiful women. Can anybody think of anything better to do? Neither can I, so let's do it!

Mary Carey

Thursday, November 8th, I started my evening off by driving to the brand new, "Rouge Gentleman's Club," in Van Nuys, to see my friend Mary Carey.

Here we go again. Since I have written about Mary several times in the recent past, I'll be brief, which some may have noticed is almost impossible for me!

Mary is a tall, lovely, sweet, and extremely friendly woman, and she performs very well on stage.

For the one show I saw, Mary performed her, "School Girl," show, which I have seen many times, and I never get tired of it.

If any of my readers ever get an opportunity to see Mary perform and to meet her in person, by all means, do so. She is well worth the drive to a nearby, or even a not so nearby, club. In fact, why not begin bugging the owners and managers of local clubs to get Mary booked for a feature gig?

Mary can be checked out at: MaryCarey.com

Misty Rain

After saying goodnight to Mary, I flew low to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to another friend, Misty Rain, and to observe her last show of the evening.

Once again, having written about Misty many times, I'll attempt to keep it short. The review, not... never mind. That's an entirely different story.

For the one show I saw, Misty performed her, "Pirate," show. This is one of her best shows, and her costume is great. In fact, it would take too long to attempt to describe the, "Pirate," costume in detail; therefore, my readers will simply have to take me at my word, when I say it is a very interesting costume, complete with a plumed hat and a sword.

Being one of the best features around, Misty Rain really must be seen! All my readers should start the bugging at their local clubs, and if they succeed in getting Misty booked locally, they should not fail to go out to see and meet Misty in person. She not only performs good shows, but she has a sweetheart personality and loves to meet her fans!

Misty can be viewed at: MistyRain.net

Jesse Jane

Friday evening, December 9th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to observe Jesse Jane's debut as a feature performer.

I only had time to stay for one show, but I'll do my best based on that show. Jesse took the stage wearing a very cute and extremely sexy, all white, angel costume, complete with feathered wings and halo.

Jesse performed like a veteran on the stage. It was as if she had been featuring for several years. Her dancing was, for the most part, actual dancing! She danced and moved in a very sexy, sensuous, and provocative manner. It was an absolute pleasure to observe!

I was just a bit disappointed that Jesse's interaction with the denizens of the tip rail was limited to lots of beautiful, sexy, smiles and being certain to dance close to everybody before she ended her performance. However, she is just starting out as a feature, so I'm certain that her performances will evolve as she gains experience. I do believe I'll attempt to keep up with her feature career to see how she progresses.

While this was Jesse's debut as a feature, it is the third time that I have met her. Based on that limited experience, I would say that Jesse is sweet, friendly, and seems to have a very bubbly personality.

Oh yes, Jesse Jane is a very pretty and sexy looking young woman. And, while she easily falls into the petite category, she has a great looking body. I was especially impressed with the muscular definition in her abdominal region!

I would definitely recommend that my readers take advantage of any opportunity they might get to go to a club to see Jesse Jane perform and to meet her in person!

I have been unable to locate a website for Jesse Jane, and unfortunately, I forgot to ask her if she has a website. Perhaps my Editor-in-Chief might know of one.

Devyn Devine

Saturday, December 10th, I drove to Phoenix, Arizona, picked up Devyn Devine and my Editor-in-Chief and dined with them at, where else, Pancho's Mexican Buffet.

After the early dinner with terrific company, we returned to Stevi Secret's Nude Cabaret where I spent the evening and observed Devyn's feature performances.

Devyn has one of the sweetest personalities I've ever had the pleasure of knowing, yet at the same time, she tends to be a bit mischievous, which is just fine with me. Standing four feet, eleven inches tall, and being endowed with all natural 38 DDD breasts, Devyn can definitely be considered voluptuous! In fact, she has a nice layout in the February 2006 issue of Voluptuous Magazine. Devyn is pretty, friendly, has a beautiful smile, and is very intelligent. In fact, she occasionally writes a column for AINews.com. I want my readers to take a look at Devyn's columns. Her work puts mine to shame!

Devyn also has long, silky, and very soft, black hair. I know this to be true, because I gave in to the temptation to stroke her hair a number of times during the evening, and was that ever fun! If only... never mind. I'm about to get myself into trouble, again.

I was amazed at how well Devyn performed on stage. I have seen a good number of features with much more experience who did not perform any better!

Devyn's shows are generally very high energy performances. Her musical selection is always good and very appropriate. Her costumes, while not too elaborate, are all very appealing, quite sexy, look great on her, and are very effective. Devyn's interaction with the customers went so far as it possibly could and still be legal in an Arizona club!

After Devyn had performed her last show and signing, and had cashed out, she, the Editor-in-Chief and I went to an IHOP for breakfast together.

All-in-all, this was the most enjoyable trip to Phoenix I have ever had the extreme pleasure of making. Between getting to watch good looking young women take their clothes off, and spending so much quality time with two very dear friends, this was a trip I would not have missed for all the money in the world. (Er, allow me to think about the gobs of money part for a moment.) It was a fantastic time, and I want to thank Steve and Devyn from the bottom of my heart, or wherever it comes from.

Visit with Devyn at: DevynDevine.net

On a footnote, there is two new dancers at Stevi's club named Billie and Cami. They are both very cute, sweet, friendly ladies; therefore, if any of my readers find themselves in Phoenix, drop by Stevi Secret's Nude Cabaret, introduce yourselves to Billie and Cami, and buy some dances from them.

Rouge Gentleman's Club

This club, located at 14626 Raymer Street, in Van Nuys, was formerly known as, "Bob's Classy Lady," then later known as, "The Classic Lady of Oz." (in my opinion, it did not take any great amount of imagination to come up with this name change!)

Now that this club has been re-opened, all one has to do is to walk into the place, take a quick look around, and they will correctly guess that it is the newest Spearmint Rhino Corporation club. And, this club has never looked so good under its two former identities. I mean no personal affront to either Bob or the person who bought the club from him a few years back, but nobody builds a club with more of an eye toward class and comfort than the Rhino Corporation. Yes, there are other great clubs, especially large chain clubs, but none are any better than a Rhino Corporation club! That is my personal opinion of course. One can chose to take it to the bank, or throw it into the trash barrel according to their own tastes and beliefs.

I already like, "Rouge." Not only is it a full nude club, but one must see the waitresses costumes to truly appreciate them. They are a rather short, "French Maid," type of uniform complete with fishnet stockings, (or were they pantyhose. I would guess the later.) And it would appear that all the waitresses were wearing g-string panties, because every time I saw one of them lean over to put a drink down, or to speak with a customer, all I saw were beautiful, bare female buns, which is one of my favorite things to view in this world!

Oh yes, I probably should mention the fact that the uniforms are designed to expose the waitresses breasts. I discovered a waitress named Crystal I met at Pink Diamonds last Saturday night working as a waitress at Rouge on this night. Her breasts were so lovely as I had thought they would be, and was I ever happy to have the opportunity to find out! (If any of my readers ever find themselves inside Rouge, they should find Crystal, order a drink from her, and tip her well. She is a very nice young lady and she deserves it.)

Rouge comes complete with a kitchen, which I am told can make every thing from sandwiches to steak dinners. All-in-all, I recommend that all my local readers go to Rouge and check the place out the first chance they get.

Bandaids Show Lounge

Sunday afternoon, December 11th, after once again pigging out at Pancho's, before leaving Phoenix, I stopped in at Bandaids Show Lounge, located at 2548 N. Seventh Street at the corner of East Virginia Ave.

I was told Bandaids is the oldest topless bar in Phoenix. It appears to be a nice, clean, comfortable place to have a drink, watch some sports television, and to meet some good looking young woman.

I didn't have time to take a head count, but I estimate there were about a dozen dancers working this day, and it was in the early afternoon. Everyone of the dancers were good looking women.

I had the good fortune to met and speak for several minutes with a beautiful, young, brunette-haired dancer with a very nice looking body. Her name is Lorelie. Lorelie struck me as being not only pretty, but smart, sweet, friendly, a good conversationalist, and having a good sense of humor. If any of my readers find themselves in the vicinity, stop in at Bandaids, meet Lorelie and buy some dances from her.

Oh yes, I almost forgot. The staff at Bandaids appeared to me to be friendly and quite helpful. One gentleman I spoke with even seemed to believe me, when I told him who I was and why I was there. Now how is that for friendly?!

Well my dear readers, I do believe I have rambled on long enough for one week. Everybody stay safe and have a fantastic week!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer