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December 19, 2016 12:37pm
MWA: 12/19/16
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles Shaffer Myles' Weekend Adventures: Joanna Angel, Abby Cross

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This article will be about three sexy women. Two of the women were feature dancing. Unfortunately, I am not able to write anything about the second lady, and it is due to no fault of the lady, myself, or anybody else who is associated with AINews.com. The third lovely lady was assisting the second feature entertainer I observed during this particular weekend. So now, why not read on to learn the details and hopefully be entertained.

Joanna Angel

Friday evening, September 16, involved a quick trip to the City of Industry Déjà Vu Showgirls to say hello to multiple award winning adult film star and feature entertainer Joanna Angel and to observe both of her shows of the night.

Joanna is also the founder and owner of Burning Angel Productions and BurningAngel.com. As if that were not enough, within the past year, she has been inducted into both the AVN Hall of Fame and the XRCO Hall of Fame.

To start her first show, Joanna wore a pair of red, white, and blue fingerless gloves. She also wore a sleeveless white midriff-top with a blue collar and lapels. The collar and the lapels were decorated with shiny metal studs. On the back of the midriff-top was an inverted somewhat triangular blue panel.

The blue panel was decorated with a design created with shiny metal studs and/or small rhinestones. With her top, she wore a pair of red panties. Under her top, Joanna wore a red string bikini bra the breast cups of which were covered with large red sequins.

Beneath her panties, Joanna wore a G-string-like black thong. On her legs, she wore a pair of somewhat above knee-length white stockings with one red and one blue horizontal stripe at the top of each stocking. Joanna's footwear for this show was a pair of almost knee-length, black, high-heeled boots with platform soles of moderate height. The boots were laced up their fronts.

Getting back to Joanna's black thong panties, once she had removed them, she stuffed them inside her vagina. She then slowly pulled them back out, wadded them up, came over to me and rubbed them in my face! Did I mind? Oh Hell no! Joanna is one of the cleanest women I have ever known, and at my age, I can use all the attention I can get!

At one point in this show, Joanna fired off a confetti cannon that was about one and a half feet long. (I spend several seconds picking pieces of confetti off the top of my head and my clothes. And no, I didn't mind a bit.)

Joanna ended this show with a game of cooter ball.

The audience for this show wasn't the greatest in that very few people played the game and those that did threw very few dollar bills.

Since nobody managed to land a dollar in the glass, Joanna tossed out a couple of her 8X10's to "the loudest customers."

The music for this show was, "Evil Twin," by Anthrax, "From the Pinnacle to the Pit," by Ghost B.C., "I Love New York City," by Andrew W.K., and, "Poison," by Alice Cooper.

For her final show of the night, Joanna wore a black leather cap that was similar to a motorcycle cap. The cap was trimmed with some metal studs. She also carried a long black riding crop. Next, she wore a long-sleeved black dress that was trimmed with lines of little metal studs. The dress had a zipper in the front for easy removal and was open from Joanna's crotch down. The dress was also somewhat longer in the back than it was in the front forming a tapered effect.

Under her dress, Joanna wore a green string bikini bra. The breast cups of the bra were covered with tiny green sequins. Joanna also wore a pair of green bikini bottoms beneath her dress. The bikini bottoms were tied together at Joanna's hips with enough excess material to form long bows. The bikini bottoms were also covered with tiny green sequins. (It is possible that the sparkling effect of the bikini bra and bottoms was created by something imbedded within the material rather than being sequins. I really couldn't tell for certain given the dim lighting, the abundance of energy in Joanna's performance, and my tired old eyes.)

Beneath her bikini bottoms, Joanna wore what appeared to be the same black G-string-like thong that she had worn during her first show. And finally, Joanna's footwear for this show was the same pair of black boots she had worn during her first show.

Joanna ended this show with a lotion bit. Once she had pretty much covered herself with the lotion, she walked around the edge of the stage allowing the customers to stick one dollar bills to her body.

During this show, Joanna performed to, "Hand of Blood," by Bullet for My Valentine, "London Dungeon," by the Misfits, "Sail," by Awolnation, and, "White Trash Circus," by Motley Crue.

Normally Joanna does not do a whole lot of up close interaction with the tip rail patrons. She is generally too busy giving the best performance she possibly can and making certain that the customers thoroughly enjoy her shows. She always does hold the crowd's undivided attention for the duration of her shows.

In addition to being an adult film star and a very good feature entertainer, Joanna is additionally an adult film director as well as being the founder, owner, and CEO of the Burning Angel production company and its related Internet websites.

Joanna is a well-spoken, very friendly, and intelligent woman. She also has a good sense of humor. And if all of that isn't enough, she additionally enjoys meeting her fans, chatting with them, and posing for photos with them.

A very sexy-looking woman, Joanna has black hair with hot pink highlights, and her eyes are brown. She is an even five feet tall. Joanna weighs a petite ninety-seven pounds, and she has an all-natural body that measures 34C-24-34. (I do believe that could be considered an hourglass figure.)

Because of the fact that Joanna performs very well on stage, so well as many of the feature entertainers I have seen over the years, and given her delightful personality, I do highly recommend that nobody should ever miss out on any opportunity they might be given to go to a nearby, or even a not so nearby, club to see her perform and to meet her in person. They would have to be already dead to not enjoy the experience.

Joanna can be located at JoannaAngel.com and BurningAngel.com.

Saturday night, September 17, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club to see an adult film star/feature entertainer that I know. Due to no fault of hers or mine, I am unfortunately not able to write anything about her. What I can write about is the young woman who was assisting her.

The feature performer was being assisted by the lovely and very charming adult film star Abby Cross.

I have met Abby a few times now, and I have always found her to be very friendly. She is also intelligent and well spoken.

Abby has blonde hair and green eyes. She is five feet two inches tall and weighs one hundred eighteen pounds. Abby told me that her bust measures 34B, but she really didn't know exactly what her waist and hips measurements were. So, I am going to rely on the Internet for that information. According to freeones.com, Abby's measurements are 34B-26-34. There are a bunch of other websites that list the same measurements for Abby; therefore, it must be true. After all, the Internet never lies, does it?

Speaking of the Internet, it has also told me that Abby is twenty-four years old and is originally an Austin, Texas girl. (has anybody noticed that Texas seems to supply quite a number of female country music stars and adult film stars and/or feature dancers? Texas has also supplied us with some Hollywood movie stars.)

If and when Abby might start feature dancing, I think everybody should go to a club to see her perform, meet her in person, and show her their support. I feel that she deserves nothing less. I will most certainly follow my own advice should I ever get an opportunity to do so.

I don't believe Abby has an official website. At least I have not been able to find one. However, she can be found on quite a few adult entertainment industry related websites, so happy searching people.

That will be all for now folks. We should all meet back here the next time to continue our discussion of sexy women and fun times. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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