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May 28, 2016 11:51pm
MWA: 05/28/16
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles Shaffer Myles' Weekend Adventures: Mia Malkova, Romi Rain

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about two beautiful women one of whom I saw twice. Is anybody now curious? Good! Then please read on.

But first I would like to remind everybody of the fact that the Exotic Dancer Gentlemen's Club Owners Expo will be taking place at the Hilton Riverside Hotel in New Orleans, Louisiana this coming August 7 through August 10.

Mia Malkova

Thursday night, March 24, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to finally officially meet Mia Malkova and to observe her one show of the evening. (I had seen Mia at one of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expos a couple of years ago, but, while I did manage to shoot a photo of her, I didn't get an opportunity to introduce myself and speak with her.)

For her one show on this night, Mia wore a completely black costume with the exception of her necklace. The necklace was gold in color. It consisted of a gold chain around her neck and long chains that looped around and under each arm and hung down to her waist on each side. Other than her necklace, Mia's costume consisted of a fishnet bikini bra and a pair of fishnet bikini bottoms. She also wore a pair of mid-thigh-length fishnet hose on her legs. Mia's footwear was a pair of low-topped black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles. The boots laced up their fronts.

During her show, Mia performed to, "Earned it," by the Weeknd, "Drunk in Love," by Byonce, and, "Bad Romance," by Lady GA.

Friday night, March 25, I returned to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Mia and to observe both of her shows of the evening. (Not only was it a very enjoyable experience, but it beat the hell out of staying home and watching the bad television broadcasts that serve as entertainment these days!)

For her first show during this particular evening, Mia wore a pink negligee with a hood. The negligee was somewhat more than floor-length and was trimmed with lots of feathers wherever possible. Beneath her negligee, Mia wore a pink bikini bra and a pair of pink thong panties that came dangerously close to being a G-string. To finish out this costume, Mia wore a pair of clear shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. The shoes were decorated with balls of pink artificial fur on their tops.

Mia performed this show to the same music that she had danced to during her one show on Thursday night.

During her last show of the evening, Mia wore an all-black basically latex costume. To begin with, she wore a wristband on each arm. With the wristbands was a long gold chain. Each end of the chain was respectively attached to the wristbands. Her main article of clothing was a series of interlocking straps that ultimately attached to a pair of G-string-like thong panties. Mia also wore a pair of mid-thigh-length fishnet hose on her legs. The hose had wide latex bands at their tops. Mia's footwear appeared to be the same pair of boots that she had worn during her one show on Thursday night.

This show was performed to, "The Hills," by the Weeknd, "Drunk in Love," by Beyonce, and, "Cake by the Ocean," by Dnce.

Mia is very limber. In fact, the word contortionist comes to mind.

Mia has long blonde hair and hazel eyes. She is five feet seven inches tall, weighs 125 pounds, and her beautiful body measures 34C-26-38.

I found Mia to be an intelligent woman with a good sense of humor. She is also well spoken. In addition to being a beautiful woman, Mia is very friendly and enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

Mia preforms so well as a lot of the features I've seen over the years and a bit better than some. She also interacts well with randomly selected tip rail patrons. Therefore, it is my opinion that nobody should ever past up an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person should said opportunity ever arise.

Mia does not have an official website at this time; however, she can be found all over the Internet. So happy searching people. It will be well worth the time and effort.

Romi Rain

Saturday, March 26, I drove up to Bakersfield to spend a little time with Romi Rain and to observe both of her shows at the Déjà Vu Showgirls.

For her first show Romi wore a black costume with the exception of a silver colored band on each upper arm. First she wore a long sleeved jacket that had the word Fuck spelled out on the front in large white letters. There was also wording on the sleeves and the back of the jacket, but I couldn't read any of it because Romi was moving around too fast. Under the jacket, Romi wore what appeared to be a one-piece item because of a series of intertwined straps that appeared to connect her bra to her G-string. Romi also had strips of black tape on various parts of her body. She wore a pair of slightly above knee-length stockings on her legs and a pair of high-topped shoes on her feet. The shoes laced up their fronts and had spike heels and platform soles.

During this show, Romi performed to, "So Hott," by Kid Rock. Her second song was a number by Marilyn Manson. Unfortunately, I didn't recognize the song myself, and I have been unable to decipher what the DJ wrote down in regard to the song title. Romi performed the rest of this show to, "Closer," by Nine Inch Nails, and, "Criminal," by Fiona Apple.

During her final show of the evening, Romi again wore a black costume, and she again had black tape on various parts of her body. She wore the same jacket, stockings, and shoes that she had worn during her first show. She also wore a fishnet bra and a corset. Romi additionally wore a pair of sheer panties with a design that gave the appearance of being lace.

Romi performed this show to, "Bad Things," by Jace Everett, "Feel Like Makin' Love," by Kid Rock, "Bad to the Bone," by George Thorogood, and "#1 Crush," by Garbage.

Romi did good interaction with randomly selected denizens of the tip rail during both of her shows.

Romi has black hair and her eyes are hazel. She stands five feet five inches tall and weighs in at one hundred fifteen pounds. Her beautiful body measures 34D-24-32.

In the time I have known Romi, I have come to believe her to be an intelligent and quite friendly lady. She is also a very good conversationalist. And, she enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

It is my opinion that anybody who happens to get an opportunity to visit a nearby club to see Romi perform and to meet her in person should take full advantage of said opportunity. It should prove to be an interesting experience.

Romi can be found at romirain.com.

That will just about do it for now folks. Let us all return here the next time to see just what I may have been up to next. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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