Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This weekend was filled with beautiful women ranging from a spicy Italian-American to a beautiful transplant from Great Britain. In fact, the weekend involved a few more good-looking women than what I had originally expected. Is anybody curious by now? Then please read on!

Nikki Jayne

Thursday evening, October 16Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to meet Nikki Jayne and to observe both of her shows of the evening. Yes, I have finally gotten to meet Vivid contract star Nikki Jayne, and what an absolute pleasure it was!

Nikki Jayne, who is originally from London, England, is gorgeous in clothes. In the nude, she is positively edible! And, she has the most beautiful blue eyes and long blonde hair! She is also very intelligent, quite well spoken, extremely friendly, and she obviously enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans! England's loss is most definitely America's gain!

Nikki Jayne weighs one hundred forty pounds, but before anybody has the audacity to start thinking she needs to go on a diet, allow me to say that she is five feet nine inches tall and she trains with weights. (the weight training just might be another good reason to not insinuate that she weighs too much.) Given her measurements of 34C-26-34, her height and weight, and coupled with her weigh training, Nikki Jayne has a body to die for! The woman is gorgeous from head to toe!

To begin her first show, Nikki wore a black hat. I don't believe it was a fedora, but I don't know what else to call it. She also carried a dog chain leash which ended up around my neck for a moment during the show. Nikki also wore a one inch wide choker that was covered with diamond-like settings. The choker had a silvery metal ring in the front. Nikki additionally wore a bluish-gray and black speckled halter-like top. In a more southern region, Nikki wore a matching G-string with an attached wrap around piece of material. On her feet, Nikki wore a pair of ankle-high, stiletto-heeled, low platform-soled, black shoes. Each shoe had two wide cuts in the leather across the top of the foot. The cuts in the leather gave the appearance of the shoes being held to the feet by three wide straps per shoe.

Nikki Jayne performed this show to rock music I wasn't familiar with.

Nikki Jayne's interaction with the tip rail settlers, while not overly wild and naughty, was never-the-less very good.

To start her second show, Nikki wore a rather elaborate blue bikini bra decorated with a sprinkling of sequins. Around her waist, she wore a blue belt that was encrusted with sequins. The belt had two light blue and two darker blue scarves hanging from it. Nikki next wore a pair of very abbreviated white panties that were decorated with a sprinkling of sequins. Her footwear was a pair of high-topped cowgirl boots. The boots had spike heels and extremely pointed toes. The boots appeared to be made from some sort of snake or lizard skin, and I'm not certain of color. They appeared to be a light gold color decorated with a design of reddish brown lines or possibly stitching.

Nikki Jayne once again performed this show to rock music that was unfamiliar to me.

While it still wasn't overly wild, Nikki's interaction with the tip rail squatters was even better during this show. (I believe she was becoming more comfortable on stage as the evening rolled by.)

Had Nikki Jayne not told me that this evening was her feature dancing debut, I would never have guessed. She is already so good as many feature dancers I've seen over the years, and yes, she is better than a few I've seen. Therefore, I do feel that Nikki is well worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person.

Nikki is scheduled to feature at the Rialto Spearmint Rhino the weekend of November 20 - 22. I plan to go see her there, so why shouldn't anybody else do the same unless they live on the other side of the country?

Check Nikki out at: NikkiJayne.com She can also be found at: MySpace.com/NikkiJayneVivid

Charisma Cappelli and Lisa Rose were in the club hanging out with Nikki.

I know for a fact that Charisma is an adult film starlet who is represented by L.A. Direct Models. (Yes, I immediately came home, went on line, and did my homework.)

I'm not certain about Lisa Rose. When I asked if they were not both L.A. Direct Models girls, Charisma said yes. Although, there may have been a break down in communication because of the loud music.

Lisa Rose is not listed on LADirectModels.com, and, when I did an Internet search, all I could find was a female singer from Scotland. (I couldn't determine from the few photos of the singer whether or not it might have been the same person.)

A few minutes after I entered the club and sat down at the bar, a familiar face stepped in front of me and gave me a huge smile. It was none other than adult film star and feature dancer Victoria Valentina! It turns out that this is now her home club, when she is not on the road featuring, and she house dances under the name of Valentina.

So, in anybody finds themselves in the vicinity of the downtown Rhino some weekend night, they should drop in, find, ''Valentina,'' say hello and buy a couple of dances. Hey, it will save some money. I'm certain the same pleasure would cost more whenever she is appearing as a feature. I'm thinking about saving up my pennies and getting a dance with, ''Valentina,'' myself some evening.

Victoria Valentina is scheduled to feature dance at the Rialto Spearmint Rhino the weekend of October thirtieth through November first.

Ogle Victoria at: VictoriaValentinoXXX.com. She can also be found at: MySpace.com/XXXVictoriaValentino

Monique Alexander

Friday evening, October 17Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Monique Alexander and to observe her first two shows of the evening. (I had originally planned to stay for all three of her shows, but age and the way I live my life was beginning to take a toll on me by the time Monique had finished her second show.)

For her first show of the evening, Monique performed her, ''Cowgirl Show.'' At the beginning, Monique wore a black vest with lines of red trim, one row of short, white, fringe across the upper back and another one that went around the bottom edge. Under the vest, she wore a navy-blue and white checkered halter-like midriff top. She also wore a small black mini-skirt that had two rows of short, white, fringe around the bottom and lines of red trim. The mini-skirt had a small white star in the middle of the front and another one on the left hip, or maybe it was the right hip. (So much for my memory. I knew I should have written it down!) Beneath the mini-skirt, Monique wore a pair of black panties with no material to spare. On her feet, she wore a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.

Monique performed this show to hip-hop and pop music.

At the start of her second show, Monique wore a pair of light yellow, fingerless, gloves that had lacy ruffled pieces around the wrist and a big pink bow on the top of each. She additionally wore a light yellow top that was more like a tube top or an over-sized bra than a blouse except for the fact that it had a zipper in the back. The top had a pink bow between the breasts. She also wore a light yellow, two layered, ruffled, extremely small mini-skirt. The layered material was somewhere between being pleated and being ruffled, and the material had a somewhat lacy look. There was also a pink ribbon around the waist of the skirt that wove in and out of the material. The skirt also had a large pink bow in the middle of the front waist area. Beneath the skirt, Monique wore a dark pink G-string. Her footwear was a pair of clear, spike-heeled, platform-soled shoes.

This show was performed to pop music.

Monique does good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail.

At five feet five inches tall, weighing one hundred five pounds and measuring an all natural 32B-24-34, Monique is a very lovely woman. She is also smart, very well spoken, extremely friendly, and she definitely enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

I consider Monique Alexander to be a good feature dancer and well worth the drive to any club within a hundred miles to see her perform and to meet her in person.

Check Monique out at: MoniqueAlexander.net

Jayden Jaymes

Saturday, October 18Th, I went to Imperial Showgirls, in Anaheim, for the first time in approximately eight and a half years. Once there, I met Jayden Jaymes and observed both of her shows of the evening. (I must thank Gary Gottleib, the publisher of Stiletto Magazine, for letting me know that Jayden was feature dancing there.)

For her first show, Jayden wore a red and black feather boa and a pair of almost shoulder-length, sheer, black, fingerless gloves. She also wore a black leather corset that laced up the back but had a zipper in the front for easy removal. She additionally wore a red lace bra and a pair of sheer black panties. Next came a red lace garter belt that held up a pair of black, mid-thigh length, fine, fishnet hose. And on her feet, Jayden wore a pair of spike-heeled, platform-soled, black shoes with clear tops.

For a time in the earlier part of her show, Jayden played around with a riding crop. She went so far as to allow a couple of customers to spank her with the crop.

Jayden's interaction with the tip rail squatters during this show was much better that what I am accustomed to seeing in Orange County. (Don't forget, Orange County, especially the city of Anaheim, is Mickey Mouse's backyard.)

This show was performed to pop music.

Jayden's costume for her second show consisted of a black, trench coat style, jacket that only reached to the bottom of her buns, a black bra, a black garter belt and no panties! (that is my favorite type of woman, once again.) Jayden also wore what appeared to be the same hose and shoes. That was just fine with me. The hose and the shoes worked very well with both costumes.

Jayden finished this show with a hot wax bit, then tossed two of her DVDs out to a couple of lucky customers.

This show was also performed to pop music.

Jayden's interaction with the denizens of the tip rail this time around was even wilder than that of the first show.

Ms. Jaymes is five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred thirty-five pounds and measures 34DD-26-34. Yes, I would have to say that Jayden has an absolutely Delicious looking body. She also just happens to have a beautiful face to go with the delectable body! Additionally, Jayden is smart, very friendly, a good conversationalist, and it would seem that she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. I myself was quite impressed with Jayden, which should be obvious.

Even though Jayden Jaymes hasn't been feature dancing for very long, she is already so good a performer as a vast number of features touring today. And in my opinion, Jayden is already well worth a trip to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. Therefore, I don't believe anybody should allow the door to hit them in the butt on their way to their car! If that isn't clear enough for some people, I'll put it another way. If anybody learns that Jayden is to be performing at a club located within a hundred miles of their home, they should make plans to go see and meet her without fail. I do not believe they would be disappointed.

Jayden told me that she is working on building an official website, but that the launch is still a thing of the future. In the meantime, a lot of good photos of Jayden can be found on the Internet. On a more personal note, she can be found on MySpace at: MySpace.com/JaydenJaymesxxx

Imperial Showgirls

It has been a little over eight years since I last set foot inside of Imperial Showgirls. In fact, the last time I was there, it was still called Imperial Theater.

I stopped going to the Imperial when the club stopped booking feature dancers in late 1999 or early 2000. Now that the club is under new ownership and new management, it is has started booking features again.

Not too much has noticeably changed at the Imperial so far as I could tell. The club still has a friendly, helpful, staff and a very good-looking crew of dancers and waitresses.

I was especially impressed with sweet, blonde-haired, Diamond and raven-haired, ebony-skinned, Hunter.

Diamond has a beautiful, all natural, body, a pretty face, and a great personality.

Unfortunately, I never got a chance to see Hunter nude; therefore, I don't know whether Hunter's breasts have been enhanced, or if she was lucky enough to come by them naturally. I just know that they looked great filling out the top portion of her costume!

Hunter not only has a great-looking body, but she is a very sexy-looking woman, and she too has a very good personality.

I thoroughly enjoyed the time I was able to spend chatting with both Diamond and Hunter, and I hope to see them both again soon.

Little has physically changed at the Imperial, but some remodeling is planned for the near future. In the meantime, it is already a nice-looking club. It is basically decorated with red material and dark woods. The furnishings are comfortable, and the club has so relaxing an atmosphere as any club I've ever been in.

I found Craig, the club's new general manager, to be a very nice guy, and he has a world of experience managing strip clubs. In fact, he managed PT Sports Club, in the St. Louis, Missouri area, for quite a few years, before being sent to California to run the Imperial.

When I discovered that Craig used to manage the pt Sports Club, I asked him a question. Sure enough, he knows Ginger Hill personally. Ginger used to be one of Craig's house dancers at PT Sports Club. (For anybody who doesn't know, Ginger Hill is a retired feature dancer whom I used to hang out in clubs with whenever I could. I still think about Ginger and miss seeing her.)

Okay good people, that is a wrap for this week. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of gorgeous, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer