Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Even though there was only one feature dancing in the Los Angeles area that I was aware of, I still had what I considered to be an interesting weekend. Let us now continue and find out why.

Jana Jordan

Thursday, March 13Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen's Club to spend the evening with Jana Jordan and to observe all three of her shows. Yes, I actually got there in time to see all three shows. And once again, it was only because the club put Jana up for her first show so late. Plus, she didn't have to wait long periods of time between shows. Otherwise, I had planned to only stay for her second show. But once I learned that she was going to be onstage for the third show as soon as she was, I told her that another twenty minutes wouldn't kill me, and I stayed. (Even as I was saying that I would stay, Jana told two other gentlemen who were sitting and chatting with her and I that if we would stay and lend her our support, she would give each of us a free copy of her, ''House of Jordan 2,'' DVD. True to her word, near the end of her last show of the evening, Jana gave each of us the promised DVDs.)

To begin her first show of the evening, Jana wore a blue bikini decorated with small white polka-dots. The bikini bottoms tied at the sides of her hips leaving somewhat long ribbon-like strips of material hanging down her thighs. Beneath her bikini bottoms, Jana wore a white thong. For footwear, Jana wore a pair of black shoes that had moderate height platform soles, spike heels and ankle straps.

At the start of her second show, Jana wore a costume that is still hard to describe, even through it was rather small. She wore a top that can best be described as a cross between a bikini bra and a halter top. It was pink and had a blue and white striped, somewhat triangular, patch on each breast cup. At the inside corner of each patch was a big pink button. The patch assemblies gave the appearance of being lapels. Jana also wore a very small mini-skirt affair that consisted of pink flaps interspersed with blue and white striped flaps. Beneath the mini-skirt thing, Jana wore a pink G-string. To finish out the costume, Jana wore a pair of mid-thigh length white stockings. She also wore a pair of stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, pink shoes which were held on with clear plastic straps that had pink dots scattered here and there.

For her third show, Jana wore what I can only describe as a sort of small hybrid between a regular bra and a sports bra. She also wore a small red plaid mini-skirt. Beneath the mini-skirt, Jana wore a black G-string. On her feet, Jana wore a pair of ankle socks with lace trim around the ankles and a pair of clear shoes with black straps, clear platform soles, and silver-colored spike heels.

Jana performed all three of her shows to rock and pop music.

Even though we were in downtown Los Angeles, Jana's interaction with the tip rail customers was relatively good.

Jana is very friendly, sweet, beautiful, well spoken and she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Also, Ms. Jordan looks great! She stands five feet three inches tall, weighs ninety-seven pounds and measures 32B-24-32. Her body is all natural, and she is in very good condition!

There is absolutely no good reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Jana perform and to meet her in person. I can not believe anybody would ever be disappointed by the experience.

Pay Jana a visit on MySpace at: MySpace/Janafoxy

I had planned on returning to the club to spend Saturday evening with Jana, but things just didn't work out. I went trucking with my son up to Fresno, as well as points in between on Friday. Unfortunately, the trip didn't go quite according to plan, and we didn't get back to my area until approximately 5:30 Saturday morning.

Of course, I didn't get much sleep Saturday because of the world finding little ways to wake me up several times during the day. Needless-to-say, by the time Saturday evening rolled around I was simply in no shape to go out.

That will do it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of hot, sexy, women! Until then, everybody have a great week, stay safe, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer