Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I was sitting in a booth and speaking with Andy Enomoto, owner and publisher of Private Dancer Magazine, between shows at one of the clubs during this weekend, when a house dancer approached us. The first words out of her mouth was to ask us to tip her. Not because she had just finished dancing or anything else of any importance, but apparently just because she was there and wanted some money. After Andy and I had tipped her a few dollars between us, she then began to try and hustle us for lap dances.

Come on ladies, don't ask the customers to tip you just because you bothered to show up for work! If we are interested, we will come to the tip rail and tip you while you are performing. Don't walk around the floor asking for tips for nothing like some begger on the street. (This is just my own personal opinion, and I apologize in advance to any street beggers who might be reading this column.) Okay, that is enough of that. Now let us go directly to the discussion of beautiful women.

Alyssa Chase

Wednesday evening, July 26Th, I drove down to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, to observe Alyssa Chase's last show of the evening and to see whether or not she would remember meeting me at the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair tradeshow last year. She did remember my face, but I had to refresh her memory as to exactly where we met.

Due to having too many things to do, my own procrastination, and, once again, Caltrans, while I did get to the club in time to find Alyssa still out on the floor, I was too late for anything but her last show of the evening. However, that one show did not leave me with any feelings of disappointment.

Alyssa's costumes are lovely and very sexy. (for this show, Alyssa wore a black, sparkly, version of a gangster's suit complete with the appropriate black hat.) her music is good, and she performs very well. In fact, I would be prone to rank her right up there with some of the best. Also, her interaction with the tip rail customers was so good as could be expected in this club and then some. (Saturday evening, Derek Hay of L.a. Direct Models told me that Alyssa would be performing at Rouge Gentlemen's Club the evening of Tuesday, August 15Th. Sophia Lynn, Alexia Moore, and Holly Morgan will also be performing that night. Rouge is a full nude club. I can hardly wait!)

Alyssa, while rather petite in stature, has a very beautiful and sexy looking body. She is also very intelligent, well spoken, and quite personable. She also seems to have a bit of a mischievous streak. One of the reasons I say this is because of something she did during the one show I saw on this evening. She coyly smiled at the audience, put one of her fingers to her lips in the, "Shh," gesture, then, while looking around as if to make certain the wrong people weren't watching, pulled the front of her bottoms down for a few seconds to give everybody a peek at the goodies. She did this not once but three times during the show. (One must remember that the Castle is a topless club.)

I highly recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Alyssa Chase perform and to meet her in person should do so without fail. They will be entertained. And, I believe I can safely say that Alyssa enjoys meeting her fans.

While there does not appear to be a website for Alyssa, some really good pictures of her can be found at: LADirectModels.com and Pure-Talent.com/alyssa_chase_credits.htm

Somebody, I'm assuming a baggage handler from what Alyssa had to say, did a fair job of smashing her Polaroid camera, and I had forgotten to take along my digital camera. The club employee who was assisting Alyssa ended up taking a picture of us with his digital camera cell phone. Unfortunately, when he attempted to e-mail it to me, he kept on getting a message that the software Sprint uses to e-mail pictures was down for routine maintenance. And, I have yet to receive the picture, so I am assuming he has forgotten all about it. Now, I am going to have to juggle things around in a way to enable me to return to the club with my own camera and correct the situation; details at six, as they used to say on television.

Update: I returned to the Castle Friday evening, had the gentleman assisting Alyssa Chase take two pictures of us with my digital camera, then drove to the nearest Walgreen's to get hard copy prints made. Once I had my prints in hand, I returned to the Castle, where I had Alyssa sign the backs of the pictures and observed another one of her shows. (She once again did a fine job on stage.)

[Ladies and Gentlemen, that is what dedication looks like! -Ed.]

Lauren Kain

Thursday evening, July 27Th, I drove down to California Girls, in Anaheim, to observe a couple of Lauren Kain's shows.

Lauren wears beautiful, elaborate costumes during her shows, and performs very well. In fact, she is another feature who actually does some real dancing. Also, she is rather athletic and very limber. And, her interaction with the tip rail patrons is quite good. Lauren does a great job of entertaining the troops.

Lauren Kain is a lovely woman with a beautiful body and a lovable personality. She is well spoken and enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

Lauren is another feature that comes with my highest recommendations; therefore, I don't want anybody to miss an opportunity to go out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person.

Look for Lauren at: LaurenKainXXX.com

After the first show I had the pleasure of observing, I attempted to get a Polaroid with Lauren. Lo and behold, she was out of film, but I had a solution to the problem. I just happened to have my digital camera in the trunk of my car.

It very nearly took an act of congress, and I went though a security guard and two other guys, but finally the general manager gave his approval and told the last guy I spoke with to allow me to bring in my camera from the car. Lauren's assistant took two pictures with my camera. Then, using their cell phones, an employee and a customer located the nearest 24 hours Walgreen's for me. I raced over to the Walgreen's and told the young man in change of the photo counter that I needed hard copy prints like, "Thirty minutes ago."

He graciously processed the prints manually to speed things up. (I do owe him a huge vote of thanks, which I gave him before leaving the store.

Once I had my prints, I raced back to the club in time for Lauren's final show of the evening. Once she had finished this show, she came out and autographed my two prints. I then gave her the extra two prints I had made. Why? I don't know. Maybe I'm just a nice guy. I thought she might like to have them, even if she only uses them to light a fire in the fireplace!

I should also mention that I gave Alyssa Chase copies of the two pictures we took together.

After arriving at the Anaheim California Girls, I realized that it is the old Sandrella's with a new name and a few improvements, and some better looking dancers for the most part. One thing that is consistent is the fact that whenever the club gets a good crowd, parking is scarce, but then, so it is at many of the southern California clubs.

While at this club on this night, I met Farrah, a beautiful, friendly, extremely sweet and sexy, young woman who was working behind the bar. In my honest opinion, Farrah is most definitely a hottie! I just wish that she could have been around when I was her age!

Anyhoo, if any of my readers where to find themselves inside of this particular California Girls Club, look for Farrah, buy a drink from her, tell her I sent you, and tip her well.

Mary Carey

Friday afternoon, July 28Th, I went to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to observe Mary Carey's matinee show and to say hello.

Since I have written about Mary a good number of times now, I'll just say that she is a lovely woman with a beautiful body and a sweetheart personality; therefore, don't anybody miss a chance to get out to a club to see and meet her in person. Mary is a good entertainer, and I truly believe anybody who gets an opportunity to meet her in person will be glad they did.

Visit Mary at: MaryCarey.com

Brooke Haven

After saying goodbye to Mary Carey, I raced back to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino and arrived in time to observe Brooke Haven's matinee show.

Once again, having written about Brooke a number of times, I'm going to K.I.S.S. (Keep it simple, stupid. Me, not my readers.).

Brooke is a very good looking young lady with a great looking body and a fantastic personality. She performs very well on stage wearing sexy costumes, dancing to good music, and playing very well with the denizens of the tip rail.

I do very much recommend going to a club to see and meet Brooke in person if ever given the opportunity to do so.

Brooke can be ogled at: BrookeHaven.com

Daisy

Saturday evening, July 29Th, I drove up to Rouge, in the Van Nuys area, to observe to of Daisy's shows and to say hello.

While Daisy is a newcomer, I was very much impressed with how greatly her performing has improved since I first saw her dance just a couple of months ago.

During the first of Daisy's two shows I observed during this evening, her customer interaction was limited to lots of sexy smiles and some hot posing for the people at the tip rail.

After that show, I gave Daisy some advise in regard to the concept of up close, personal, and in your face interaction with the tip rail patrons. She must have given what I said serious consideration, because during the second show I observed, which was her last show of the engagement, Daisy's interaction with a few randomly selected customers was quite good.

Daisy's musical selection to date has been good and worked well with her shows. Her costumes, while a bit on the simple side, have been very cute and quite sexy looking on her, and even better looking lying on the stage floor. And, as I have previously mentioned her performing has greatly improved in a short time. She is now showing much more confidence, and her performances are now much more smoothly done.

While somewhat on the petite side, Daisy is still quite sexy looking, with a very nice looking, all natural body, somewhat long, dark, hair, and a very lovely face.

Personality wise, Daisy is very friendly, well spoken, and seems to truly enjoy meeting her fans.

I feel that I myself will go to a club to see Daisy any chance I might get in the future. I believe she is worth the effort, and that she will continue to improve with experience. So, my smarter than average readers, why not go out to a club to see and meet Daisy in person if given the opportunity? In fact, let's begin the process of driving the owners and managers of the local clubs insane with a multitude of requests to book Daisy for feature gigs until they do book her. What would it hurt? Daisy would gain valuable experience, and the readers would get to meet a good looking young lady.

I don't know whether or not Daisy has an official website, and I don't have time to look for one at this time. However, some very good pictures of Daisy can be found at: LADirectModels.com

An extra added bonus this evening was the fact that Daisy was being assisted by two beautiful young women, namely Angie and Sexy Lexy, and was Lexy ever sexy! Not that Angie wasn't just as sexy, because both of these ladies are hot! Neither of these ladies are in the adult entertainment industry, but they definitely should be!

Okay, I believe I have come to the end of my rope for one week. Everybody stay safe, be happy, and we'll all meet back here next week.

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer