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January 23, 2006 02:01am
MWA: Jenna Haze, Syren, jessica drake
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Other than to say I didn't go anywhere Thursday evening, January 19th, simply because I was feeling so tired and sleepy I didn't feel I would be safe attempting to drive to the end of the driveway, I have no other earthly reason not to begin the discussion of gorgeous women. So, let's get to it immediately, if not sooner!

Jenna Haze

Friday evening, January 20th, I drove to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to catch Jenna Haze's first show of the evening and to say hello.

Since I wrote about Jenna four times last year, I'll attempt to be brief this time.

Jenna is a pretty, somewhat petite, young woman with an all natural body. In fact, not only has no plastic surgeon ever touched Jenna in any way, she has no tattoos, no body piercing, and she does not smoke. Also, Jenna has one of the most upbeat and extremely positive personalities it has ever been my extreme pleasure to be exposed to. How could anyone be more, "All natural," than that?

Jenna performs very well on stage with good interaction with the tip rail patrons. Her musical selection is always good, and her costumes are always quite appealing. Also, her shows are generally somewhat high energy.

Jenna is intelligent, sweet, friendly, a good conversationalist, and she loves to meet her fans.

Needless-to-say, I definitely do recommend that my readers never pass up an opportunity to see Jenna Haze perform and to meet her in person. I don't!

Visit Jenna at: JennaHaze.com


After leaving the Spearmint Rhino, I violated a few speed laws on my way to the Pink Diamonds Club, located at 7348 Bellaire Avenue in North Hollywood, in order to catch one of Syren's shows and to say hello to her.

While I only caught the tail end of one of Syren's shows, and couldn't stay for the last show of the evening (I needed to get home and get some sleep, as I was thinking about going to Phoenix to hang out at Stevi Secret's Nude Cabaret with Taryn Thomas the next day.), I have seen Syren perform enough times in the few years I've known her to be able to review her authoritatively.

For starters, if I remember correctly, Syren once told me that she is half Chinese and half Filipina, which makes for a very lovely, taller than average, package. Of course, that includes a very nice looking body!

Syren is intelligent, well spoken, very friendly, and, especially if she already knows you, rather flirtatious. Oh yes, I almost forgot to say that Syren loves meeting her fans.

Syren is much more a showgirl than the average adult film star/feature dancer. Therefore, her costumes are always well thought out and quite appealing and very appropriate for the show she is performing at the moment. She is very athletic, limber, and actually does some dancing in some of her shows. Also, her musical selection is always good and very well thought out.

One other thing about Syren's shows is the fact that the majority of her shows are rather theatrical. (One of my favorites is her, "Secret Agent," show. That is what I call it. I'm not certain what Syren might call it. I've never thought to ask her.)

I do not want to hear about any of my readers ever passing up an opportunity to go to a club and see Syren perform and to meet her in person. Not only will they be missing out on a special treat, but I will most definitely cut them everyone out of my will! Okay, so I don't have a will, but I might get one drawn up someday, if I ever get out of debt!

I also said hello and chatted for a couple of minutes with Ava Vincent who was there hanging out with Syren. (The show got rather hot, when Ava joined Syren on stage for some fun and games. The action wasn't quite so wild as it could have been, but nobody seemed inclined to complain.)

Check Syren out at: SyrenSpell.com

While there at Pink Diamonds, I met a 21 year old house dancer by the name of Mackenzie. She is a real sweetheart and just as friendly as can be! Oh yes, she is also beautiful, has a lovely, all natural body, and a set of buns that had me walking around with my head in the clouds. Well, I'm not absolutely certain where my head might have been, but I know very well where my mind was!

If any of my readers happen to find themselves inside the North Hollywood Pink Diamonds Club, look for Mackenzie and buy a few dances with her. I believe it just might be money well spent!

jessica drake

Saturday night, January 21st, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend a little time with jessica drake and to catch one of her shows.

Because I wrote about jessica four times last year, I won't say too much at this time other than to say she is beautiful, sweet, friendly, smart, and truly enjoys meeting her fans.

Also, jessica performs on stage so well as nearly all of the features I've ever seen, and her interaction with the people lurking about the tip rail is very good.

I do not want any of my readers to ever allow an opportunity to see and meet jessica drake in person to slip past them. She is well worth a trip to a local, or even a not so local, club.

One may ogle jessica at: jessicadrake.com

If I may be allowed to regress to Saturday morning, my plan was to wake up at 8 Am and check to see how well rested I might have felt. If I deemed that I was okay to make the long drive to Phoenix, I had planned to take a quick shower, shave, get dressed, load the car, and hit the road by 10 Am.

I got to sleep around 2 Am, woke up at 8 Am, opened my burning eyes, looked around the room, and thought, "Screw a bunch of Phoenix. I'm going back to sleep!"

I again awoke at 10 Am, and, while I could still have made it to Phoenix by no later than 7 Pm MST, if I hurried, I just didn't feel like spending five to six hours behind the wheel.

If you might be reading this, Taryn Thomas, I must apologize to you for not coming to see you perform at Stevi Secret's Nude Cabaret. I know I told you at AVN that I would come to see you if at all possible, and I had every intention of doing so. Unfortunately, the key words here are, "If at all possible." I honestly felt that, if I attempted the drive to Phoenix that day, I might not have gotten there alive!

I reviewed Taryn Thomas on November 09, 2005, and she can be seen at: TarynThomas.com

Okay people, that is enough of my jaw-jacking for one week. Everybody stay safe and have a fantastic week!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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