October 23, 2005 02:18pm
MWA: Puma Swede, Misty Rain, Adriana Sage, Felecia
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Before beginning the discussion of beautiful feature dancers, I have something I would like to rant about. Last month, I met a house dancer who initially started a conversation with, Hi! Who are you? I'm ******. I want to be in XXX adult films.
Before we had finished speaking, I had told her who I was, and that I could put her in contact with people who could help her. She gave me her phone number and assured me that she was interested in my helping her. She also reiterated that she wanted to work in the adult film industry. So, I sat up a meeting with my very busy editor-in-chief, and arranged a meeting spot with the dancer for last Tuesday evening.
The plan was for the dancer and I to meet, then drive to Burbank and meet up with my friendly neighborhood editor-in-chief at Sardo's Restaurant, where we would attend, "Pornstar Karaoke Night." Once we were all there together, my editor-in-chief was to introduce the lady to every adult film star, producer, and director there that night, which would hopefully get her some work in the industry, and possibly launch her down the road to eventual stardom.
The dancer and I were suppose to meet at 7:30 Pm. I arrived at the meeting place at approximately 7:23 Pm. I called the dancer at 7:30 sharp to tell her I was there and waiting. All I got was voice mail, so I left a message. At 8:31 Pm, I decided that she definitely was going to flake out on me. So, I called and left another voice mail stating the time and saying that, if she had changed her mind, or was unavoidably detained, a call would have been nice. I still haven't heard a word from her to this very second.
Thank goodness my editor-in-chief had called me before leaving the house to be certain everything was a go. At least he didn't have to waste any of his precious time over a flake! Normally, whenever a house dancer tells me she wants to do adult film, I take it with a grain of salt. However, this particular offender was very convincing. What can I say?
If the lady wants to be in adult film, she can jolly well find her own contacts! I will not lift a finger to help her ever again, unless she can completely convince me that she is serious, and has an extremely believable explanation for what happened last Tuesday evening!
I had even gone so far as to tell this woman that it would be fine with me if she brought along a good male friend of hers for protection. While I was slightly offended by her making such a request, I truly do understand her wanting her friend with her. However, she does have a nerve to expect me to trust them, one person I barely know, and one I've never met, in a two on one situation. In fact, had she shown up, I was going to insist that they follow me to Sardo's rather than my driving them in my car or riding with them in theirs. I really don't trust people all that much myself.
If there are any house dancers reading this, take a word of advise. Telling Joe Blow Lap Dancer Buyer that you want to get into adult film may cause a few less than average intelligence men to buy lap dances, but most of the customers know bull crap when they smell it, especially when they just happen to be a part of the adult entertainment industry! (Yes, I apparently let my own guard down with the wrong woman, and that makes me appear to be somewhat stupid. However, I'm really not. I'm simply too nice for my own good, especially when it comes to good looking women.)
Okay now theny, I believe it is time for me to quit bitching and begin the discussion of gorgeous women, so let's do it like Pruitt used to do it. (I have no idea who Pruitt might be. It's just an expression I once heard a very long time ago. Hell, I don't even know whether or not I spelled it right.)
Wednesday evening, October 19th, I went to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, to catch one of Puma Swede's shows. Since I reviewed Puma just last week, I'll keep it brief.
Puma performed well, and interacted with the customers as well as could be expected in this particular club. She wore a sexy, abbreviated, red costume complete with a pair of red horns. (Puma makes a very sexy little devil.) it seems to me that Puma may have a thing for the color red, which is fine with me. She looks very good in red.
If any of my readers ever get a chance to see and meet this lovely, tall, Swedish eye candy in person, they certainly should not allow the opportunity to slip past them.
Check Puma out at: PumaSwede.com
Thursday, October 20th, I went to the Blue Zebra Cabaret, in North Hollywood, to spend the evening with the ever beautiful and ageless Misty Rain. What a blast it is to hang out with Misty.
Yes, I have written about Misty in the past, four times since I began writing this column to be exact. Therefore, I'll attempt to be brief this time.
Misty is a taller than average, beautiful woman with a body that could get a dead man's attention! She is intelligent and has the most wonderful sense of humor. Misty is a very fun loving woman who loves a good laugh. In fact, she will normally be laughing off and on during her entire show.
Misty always performs well, wears interesting, colorful costumes, and she plays very well with others, as in interaction with the customers. Oh yes, her musical selection is always good, also.
In my book, Misty Rain is an absolute must see; therefore, my devoted readers, do not let an opportunity to see and meet Misty in person slip away!
Misty can be viewed at: MistyRain.net
Saturday afternoon, October 22nd, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to meet Adriana Sage for the first time and to observe her matinee show.
For this show, Adriana wore a very sexy, abbreviated, policewoman costume. (If all real police women looked so good in their uniforms as Adriana did in her costume, I would be tempted to go out every day and find new and inventive ways to get tickets!) Her musical selection was good, and she performed on stage so well as most of the features I've seen over the years, and most definitely better than several. Her movements on stage were very erotic and sensuous. Adriana also did a decent job of interacting with randomly selected tip rail patrons.
Adriana is a very sexy Latina beauty with long black hair and a lovely, all natural body! (While she was born in Mexico, Adriana grew up in San Diego. Mexico's loss is most definitely California's gain!)
Adriana is very friendly, smart, well spoken, appears to have a very good sense of humor, and I found her to be absolutely delightful to speak with!
It is my honest opinion that Adriana Sage is well worth the drive to a nearby club to see and meet her in person. I feel that she is going to develop into an excellent feature dancer, and I would highly recommend that my readers take any given opportunity to see and meet this lovely young lady in person! Adriana is a good performer now, so she can only get better and better with experience. (I heard a rumor that Adriana is just starting to feature dance, and I am already very impressed with her, both as a dancer and as a person.)
Come to think of it, I believe all my readers should begin bugging their local club owners and managers to book Adriana Sage as a feature, immediately, if not sooner!
Adriana can be checked out at: AdrianaSage.com
Saturday evening, October 22nd, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Felecia. I have written about Felecia twice since the inception of this column, but it has been quite a while since I've seen her, so, I will say a bit more about her, while attempting to keep it somewhat brief. After all, this article is getting to be a bit long.
Felecia always performs well on stage, with good music, and her costumes range from colorful and very sexy to quite elaborate. Also, she interacts with the tip rail patrons reasonably well.
Felecia's descent, if I remember correctly, is a mixture of English, Mexican, and Aztec Indian, and what a gorgeous combination that makes! She has a lovely, slender, all natural body, a beautiful face, and long, very thick, light brown, almost blondish hair. (Her hair can be a bit hard to keep up with. She apparently gets bored and plays around with her hair color now and then, usually when I least expect it. Hey, that is a woman's prerogative!)
Felecia is an extremely friendly, fun loving, very caring woman. She is intelligent and very well spoken.
This beautiful lady comes with my highest recommendations. She is not one to be missed. I would suggest that all of my readers find a way to see Felecia perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity!
I don't believe Felecia has a working website at this time. However, all anyone has to do is conduct a search for her name and they will find plenty of info on, and, hopefully, pictures of Felecia.
Until next time, everybody stay safe and have a fantastic week!
Bonsoir et au revoir,