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Eva Angelina at Twistys

September 12, 2005 02:15am
I Saw It Cummin'
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Steve Nelson

The Premier? The Red carpet? I was going, Adella! Honest! I ended up waiting too long... Then it was so late... I missed it! And the girl I was waiting for? She looked great the day before in her new dress and new shoes. I've been helping her for a couple of weeks now - or at least TRYING to! I was planning on introducing her to the people at Digital Playground and Adam & Eve after she walked the red carpet and had every photographer in Adult snap her picture. And they would have too - she's a knockout!

But what can you do? It seems like most porn chicks either create their own drama or have it follow them around! The result is the same. Serena seems like a nice girl but having me wait for over an hour when she was already a half hour late is a bit much! And it's too bad she couldn't coordinate with her agent to make the 2 shows on KSEX radio I got her booked on...

Or was it her agent?

I tried to get in touch with Kevin of Monroe Modeling Agency for 2 weeks but it was as if he didn't want to talk with me! Serena must have given him a half dozen messages from me that I wanted to meet with him, talk business and help him get going. If we talked he would have UNDOUBTEDLY told me she wouldn't be ready at 6:30 since they were across town that day. He never returned the phone message I left him or the email I sent either. For someone who should have his girls' best interest foremost he really has left a bad impression with me. Especially since I really had to take a leak BAD while waiting! I would have PAID him to use his toilet!

OK, so I got off easy on this one. And I don't regret getting her the dress and shoes, or the huge amount of gas I had to put in the 1967 Lincoln Continental I use as a company car so she would look good when we pulled up to the red carpet. I enjoyed myself and thought it was fun shopping and hanging out at Porn Star Karaoke last Tuesday. Hopefully she will get work from the handful of directors I introduced her to there.

Well, about 8:15 I had found a place to piss and left. I missed the red carpet and even if I had gone would have missed some of the screening. What's the point! I sped up De Soto and careened onto the 118 West and nailed it up the hill. I cut off a guy who I later found out was doing 80 as I left him in a cloud of carbon while chopping lanes across the freeway. I didn't know he was the CHP. Untill he caught up. With his lights on.

He ended up being cool about it when I explained why I was ticked off and then he had a lot of great things to say about the company car. I'm actually going to drive slower now because he was nice enough to smile and give me a warning instead of arrest me, throw my ass in jail and impound my car. I guess what goes around really DOES come around! Good thing too - there's a cute little Asian girl who wants to become talent who I have an appointment with. If I can't talk her out of fucking in front of the camera you'll see me with her real soon!

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