June 22, 2005 06:07am
Kick Ass Celebrates "Cuntre N Da City"
Source: Kick Ass Pictures
by: Company Press Release
(COMPTON, CA) -- Like the motherfuckin' Clampets - except instead of rolling into town clinging to a beat to fuck jalopy - porn's latest gangsta-fucker Cuntre and his Dirty South Crew are bustin in and fucking the hell outta Ellie May and all her friends in a ride so pimped out Xhibit would shit. Fat ass, flat ass or some serious junk in the trunk Cuntre uses his Southern Charm to tear some pussy up in Kick Ass Picture's latest foray in the urban jungle with "Cuntre n da City"
Cuntre, Kick Ass Picture's premiere director of all things underground and cousin to Wesley Pipes, has unleashed his most ambitious effort to date. Mississippi's Pimp O' Pimps and his ever evolving crew scour the street corners, hip hop clubs and unsafe neighborhoods of the big bad city looking for fresh ebony princesses, and with a flash of crisp twenties turn them into the straight up ho's they really are.
"Inside every African American Princess is a nuttin, ball sucking ho just beggin to come out," said Cuntre in his patent southern drawl. "These bitches ain't stupid, they just wanna get paid and I just wanna get laid, so we playin' the same game. It's like that." Cuntre left the lush green backwoods of the deep south and headed to LA for one reason only: "To tap some high class ass Cuntre style and lay some Crunk streets of Hollywood."
"Cuntre in the city has our best pre-orders ever for any of our ethnic titles", exclaimed sales pimp Scott Broadhurst. "If this were a rap record I'd have a platinum disc hanging on my wall."
Not only does Cuntre fuck the shit out of random city bitches he composed and rapped the title track. "I got skills in all sorts areas," said Cuntre. You can check out the full- length video of the title track as a special bonus.
Cuntre n da City drops on Tuesday June 28th, but you can pre-order it from KickAss.com.