June 02, 2005 12:50am
Will Mary Carey go Porno on the President?
Source: Kick Ass Pictures
by: Company Press Release
(WASHINGTON, DC) -- The White House officially acknowledges Mary Carey and sidesteps questions concerning her appearance at President's dinner. If the powers that be didn't know who Mary Carey is, thanks to a quick thinking reporter, they do now and the White House is getting nervous.
From a recent White house press conference:
Q: Since the President is scheduled to attend a Republican fundraiser on June the 14th, which will also be attended by California gubernatorial candidate and porn star Mary Carey, what guarantee does the White House have that she will do nothing pornographic at this event? What will be done if she does?
Mr. McClellan: Les, I haven't looked that far ahead on the President's schedule.
Q: But it's important -- it's only two weeks from now. You must have some plan --
Mr. McClellan: Les, that's another one -- that's another one I'm just not going to get into dignifying.
[The entire transcript is linked in the box to the right.]
Be there when pop culture history will be made as former gubernatorial candidate and adult film star Mary Carey attends the 2005 President's Dinner in our Nation's Capitol. Carey will accompany her boss Mark Kulkis President of Kick Ass Pictures and Honorary Chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee Business Advisory Council, to the exclusive fundraiser he was personally invited to.