December 06, 2004 02:00am
BlowPons: Love Coupons for BlowJobs
Source: Bonnie's Gang
by: Company Press Release
(MELVILLE, NY) -- "I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by giving him the best blowjob of his life - while he was driving." "I wanted to give him something special for his birthday - hey, why not a 'Blowpon' - a blowjob coupon?" Cocksuckers Need Coupons Too!
Up until now, the only type of "love coupon" you could buy was the warm and fuzzy kind. You know, the ones that are "Good for One Backrub" or "Good for Break fast in bed." Bonnie's Gang Publishing of Melville, New York announces their new product, "BlowPons: Love Coupons for BlowJobs" is available at BlowPons.com or Amazon.com. The coupons are downloadable in PDF format, so you can print them, and use them immediately.
What exactly is a blowjob? Men consider a blowjob to be the best ten minutes of silence. Men consider blowjobs to be the best part of sex. Women were made for blowjobs. Women often comment something like: "I must be addicted to cocksucking. There is never a time I have sex with a guy where I don't spend a lot of my time sucking on their gorgeous cock. I love the 'dirty slut' feeling I get when sucking on cock and get very wet doing it, especially if the guy talks dirty to me.
Ok, we do not guarantee a blowjob every time, but we do guarantee at least 3 blowjobs by you giving out these X rated love coupons. The perfect man gift.
For additional information or sample, contact: PR@BlowPons.com BlowPons is a trademark of Bonnie's Gang.
PO Box 956
Melville, NY 11747