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September 29, 2004 12:00am
Myles' Weekend Adventures
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

This week: Inari Vachs, Teanna Kai, Monica Mayhem and Jenna Haze [and Hannah Harper and Mary Carey at an in-store signing].

Hello! Myles Shaffer here. Let's get right to the subject of the ladies...

Inari Vachs

Thursday, September 23rd, I made the 84 mile drive from my house to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Inari Vachs. As it turns out, Justin couldn't be there that night, so I roadied for Inari.

Since I recently wrote about Inari, I'll just say that she is a very good feature, and a lovely, sweet, and very friendly woman. Anybody who might have an opportunity to see Inari perform and to meet her in person should do so without fail.

While hanging out with Inari, I met two lovely, sweet and extremely friendly house dancers named Angelina and Lisa. If any of the readers ever find themselves in close proximity to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino drop in, meet these two sweethearts and buy a few lap dances with them. I strongly suspect a good time will be had by all.

Teanna Kai

I kicked Friday night off at the downtown L.A. Spearmint Rhino where I caught Teanna Kai's first show of the evening and chatted with her for a few minutes.

Teanna is a very nice looking, sweet, sexy and quite friendly Asian beauty. One might say that Teanna is even flirtatious! She is also a very good feature performer. She interacts quite well with randomly selected customers, and her shows are always fun.

Teanna's musical selection is always appropriate, and her costumes are equally good. The one show I saw that night was one I've never see before, and the costume was also new to me.

The lady took the stage wearing a red suit and hat, glasses and a big, fake mustache, and carrying a walking cane. Of course, it didn't take her too long to begin to disrobe and prove she is all woman!

Teanna Kai is well worth a trip to a local club to see her perform and to meet her; therefore, anybody who gets the chance to do so would be well advised to not pass up the opportunity!

Monica Mayhem

After leaving Teanna, I beat a hasty path down to the South Bay Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Monica Mayhem.

Believe me, Australia's loss is America's gain. This Aussie beauty is quite a woman! She is not only very pretty, but she is very friendly and a real sweetheart.

Monica's costumes and music are always good. And, she performs very well on stage, with good interaction with all the tip rail customers!

To illustrate what a good performer Monica is, she was sick last weekend, but she showed up every night and danced all of her scheduled shows, and did all of her between shows signings! Also, even I might not have realized she wasn't feeling well, had Monica not told me she was ill.

In my book, Monica Mayhem is another must see!

I had planned to go spend some time with Dee Saturday evening, but, while I really would have loved to see the beautiful young lady again, I just didn't feel like going out. However, I suspect that I will get another chance fairly soon.

Jenna Haze

After I finished my league bowling Sunday evening, I broke a good number of speed laws in my successful effort to get to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino in time to catch both of Jenna Haze's shows that evening and spend some time with her.

Jenna is one of Jill Kelly Productions' exclusive contract stars. That should indicate to everybody that Jenna is a very lovely lady. She is also very nice and friendly, and she has a great sense of humor and loves to laugh!

The lady has a lovely, all natural body, and the lovely face of the typical girl next door whom we all would have loved to get into the back seat with!

Jenna selects good, appropriate music for her shows, and she is acquiring more and better costumes as she goes. For her first show this night, she wore a simple but effective costume I can only describe as a cross between a school girl and a dominatrix outfit. For her second show of the evening, she took the stage wearing a rather elaborate and very pleasing to the eye costume.

Even though Jenna's shows during her debut weekend were reasonably good, the trained eye could tell that she was nervous and somewhat unsure of herself. In the short time she has been featuring, her shows are greatly improved. She has overcome the stage fright, and is vastly more confident in herself and her performing abilities! In fact, Sunday evening, Jenna performed so well as a large majority of the features I have seen over the years.

Last but not least, Ms. Haze has already become comfortable enough with featuring to interact very well with the tip rail customers.

If any of the readers were to get an opportunity to see Jenna Haze perform, I highly recommend that they do so. I seriously doubt that anybody will be disappointed! Jenna has my highest approval rating!

In closing, I drove to Stan's of Hollywood, in, where else, Hollywood, just to say hello to Hannah Harper and Mary Carey, and to get a couple of hugs from two very beautiful ladies. The ladies were there for a signing session this evening.

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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