June 14, 2004 04:47am
HMG Group Employee Crickett Wins HardcoreGossip.com Caption Contest
Source: Smash Pictures
by: Company Press Release
(CHATSWORTH, CA) -- We at Smash Pictures are proud to announce that the winner of the HardcoreGossip.com caption contest is none other than one of our fellow employees. Crickett doesn't actually work for Smash, but she does work for our parent company, Horizon Media Group, as the manager of the adult store in the Mood in Norwalk, Connecticut. We spoke with Crickett about her successful submission, her thoughts on smut, and her personal adult-oriented business in a phone call yesterday.
"It was really a surprise," she said. "I read about the contest that morning before I came to work, and during the day the caption just popped into my head. It's really great to win something like this, and the $5 prize money will buy me a drink. Well, maybe half a drink."
Crickett's prize-winning description was: "That Dutch boy was full of shit. Sticking your finger in a dyke CREATES a flood!" not only is the self-styled Porn Store Princess a prose stylist, she's one of the most articulate and personable women in retail.
She's coming out to L.A. next week for the Erotica L.A. Sex trade show, and intends to hang out, schmooze, go to parties, and appear on KSEXradio.com, where she'll get her navel pierced on-air. "I'm going to keep my eyes and ears wide open to get better educated. I'm really looking forward to it. It'll be my first vacation, and I'm going to spend it with my fellow perverts in Porn Central."
Crickett initially tried to raise the money she needed for the trip with an out and out plea for financial assistance that generated lukewarm results. Undaunted, she then created her own website where she sells adult oriented clothes and accessories like lunchboxes and coffee mugs. Check it out at CafeShops.com/chowyunsmut and help a girl plunge further into the porn abyss.
Look for Crickett and her signature hot pink hair at Erotica L.A. this weekend, and be generous. Cough up $2.50 and help her buy that much-deserved drink. If you're not going to be in L.A., go to her site and buy a little something for the special sex addict in your life.
Jeff Kydd/Director of Publicity Smash Pictures/Horizon Media 866-772-7219 X105 Fax 818/772-7754