Quick Index
 Adult Industry News
Search AINews Database
Type Keyword or Phrase Here
Advertise with AINews Pornography feminists unshackle their desires and celebrate their sexuality in the patriarchal world

Front Page
Film News
Media News
Business News
Clubs & Appearances
Law & Politics
Internet & Mobile News
Lifestyles Arts Health Charity
Letters to the Editor
Movie Spotlight Reviews
Pornstar Pages
AINews Staff
Ad Rates
PR 101: Press Release Service

Porn for GEEKS! Meet me & my friends!

Join Tera Patrick

June 14, 2004 04:47am
HMG Group Employee Crickett Wins HardcoreGossip.com Caption Contest
Source: Smash Pictures
by: Company Press Release

(CHATSWORTH, CA) -- We at Smash Pictures are proud to announce that the winner of the HardcoreGossip.com caption contest is none other than one of our fellow employees. Crickett doesn't actually work for Smash, but she does work for our parent company, Horizon Media Group, as the manager of the adult store in the Mood in Norwalk, Connecticut. We spoke with Crickett about her successful submission, her thoughts on smut, and her personal adult-oriented business in a phone call yesterday.

"It was really a surprise," she said. "I read about the contest that morning before I came to work, and during the day the caption just popped into my head. It's really great to win something like this, and the $5 prize money will buy me a drink. Well, maybe half a drink."

Crickett's prize-winning description was: "That Dutch boy was full of shit. Sticking your finger in a dyke CREATES a flood!" not only is the self-styled Porn Store Princess a prose stylist, she's one of the most articulate and personable women in retail.

She's coming out to L.A. next week for the Erotica L.A. Sex trade show, and intends to hang out, schmooze, go to parties, and appear on KSEXradio.com, where she'll get her navel pierced on-air. "I'm going to keep my eyes and ears wide open to get better educated. I'm really looking forward to it. It'll be my first vacation, and I'm going to spend it with my fellow perverts in Porn Central."

Crickett initially tried to raise the money she needed for the trip with an out and out plea for financial assistance that generated lukewarm results. Undaunted, she then created her own website where she sells adult oriented clothes and accessories like lunchboxes and coffee mugs. Check it out at CafeShops.com/chowyunsmut and help a girl plunge further into the porn abyss.

Look for Crickett and her signature hot pink hair at Erotica L.A. this weekend, and be generous. Cough up $2.50 and help her buy that much-deserved drink. If you're not going to be in L.A., go to her site and buy a little something for the special sex addict in your life.

Jeff Kydd/Director of Publicity Smash Pictures/Horizon Media 866-772-7219 X105 Fax 818/772-7754

Advertise with AINews

Related Stories

Related Sites - WARNING! Graphic Content



Top Stories

MWA: 02/18/2018

Misty Stone Goes Mainstream

Black Loads Matter

Alexis Amore to Hall of Fame

Baumgartners Wins Best Polyamory

Ryder Wins Best Screenplay

PPK = Porn Party Karaoke

Losers Never Get Laid ~ Reviewer Rated

Pornstar Signature Series

LewdWork Adult Job Board

Scott Taylor Interview

MWA: 01/16/18

Happy New Year 2018

MWA: 12/26/17

MWA: 12/21/17

2018 AVN Awards Nominees

MWA: 12/16/17

MWA: 12/10/17

MWA: 12/09/17

A Season for Hope

MWA: 12/06/17

MWA: 12/05/17

Gonzo with Eddie Powell

Guild Demands New HIV Testing!

ED Award Winners

MWA: 11/07/17

Burlesque Documentary

Farrah Abraham Fired for Porn Return

Heaven and Hell 2017

Stories From

Media News

Misty Stone Goes Mainstream

Alexis Amore to Hall of Fame

2018 AVN Awards Nominees

Farrah Abraham Fired for Porn Return

Farrah Abraham's Vaginal Tightening

OJ Picks 'Nicole Brown' Escort

Reid Mihalko MC Sex Expo

Eva Lovia Co-Ho's XRCO

Exxxotica 2017 Dates, Locations

Exxxotica Best Show Ever

Exxxotica Opens Today

Lamar Odom's Prostitute Talks

2017 AVN Show

NightMoves Sponsors

Exxxotica Dirty 30

Layla Sin to Venus

TEAs Schedule Change

Angela White Nightmoves Noms

Exxxotica College Discount

Amy Schumer's Black Book

Media News Section Index

Donald Trump as a Lover

Sarah Vandella NightMoves Nom

Zoom in on Seth Gamble

BBWcon Takes Over Vegas

TexXxas Fan Event

New From Rodney Moore

Venus Anniversary 20

Alana Evans on MTV

Bee, Evans at Sexpo

Sexpo Cosplay

Paul Fishbein Awarded

Nikki Phoenix 3 AVN Noms

Gia Nova Vivid Radio Segment

BBWcon 2016

Laff K Featuring Maryjean

1st AFFLV Hits Cashman

Maryjean on Stern

Real Housewives Get Pipedream

Maryjean on Ink Master

Angel, Albrite AVN Awards Hosts

Adult Film Fest LV October

Exxxotica Dallas Official Statement

Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit

Mercedes Carrera NightMoves Nom

Tyga's Transexual Affair

Raven Bay on Sunset Billboard

AVN Tickets On Sale

Nikki Phoenix Radio Update

Desiree Deluca on TV

BBW Con 2015

UKAP Awards Site Live

Nikki Phoenix Appearance

Copyright © 1998 - 2018 Adult Industry News (AINews.com)
All materials constituting text, articles, press releases, stories, columns, photographs, graphics, and code on the AINews.com domain are protected by copyright, and either owned by Adult Industry News (AINews.com), or reproduced with permission from other copyright owners. It may be downloaded and printed for personal reference, but not otherwise copied, altered in any way, or transmitted to others, without the written permission of Adult Industry News (AINews.com).