February 15, 2004 02:23am
Sasha Gabor Fathering 6th Child at 59 1/2
Source: Letters to the Editor
by: Sasha Gabor
Dear "Nelson",
I promised to write you the full story on how this child miraculously came about with this unique girl that I was briefly living with 19 years ago when she was 16. It is quite a story and you shall have all the details as they develope
First of all: what are the odds of meeting her again after 19 years?!
Second: she is single and lives 6 minutes walking distance from me.
Third: I was her 3rd lover 19 years ago and am her 9th lover now!
I asked her to get P pills and she did, but then she lost or misplaced them for a few days and when she went back to the doctor to get a new prescription, the ultrasound photo showed that she was already pregnant with our child. Finally, as I have emphasized before, she hasn't aged 19 but only 9 years as she doesn't smoke, nor wear make up, nor imbibe like the Vikings who are stone drunk on weekends. She drinks a little red vine, that's all.
My Fate is inscrutable! The child will be born in November, a Scorpio and by that time Sasha will be 59 and a half years young.
There Still was One Live Bullet left in the much used gun...
I accepted a handsome offer from one of the Norwegian regular weekly magazines to announce the news of our "PregNancy"!
What I am asking you to do is put the URL [linked in the box to the right] about my parachute jump for the world to see me do something more daring than to have sex simultaneously with the four 160lbs girls (All American Pig out/Heatwave) or the German stone deaf lady at 90. (Ninety and Naughty). That was nothing compared to this jump from a helicopter, alone, not tandem, free-falling for 10 seconds and then self releasing the chute.
Click on the above URL and you see me in bright orange outfit, jumping next to last. It was a dear friend of mine jumping after me, just in case I panicked, but I have Yet to panick in my entire life, so everything went well. I would mucho muchissimo appreciate it! Thanks in advance my dear Admiral Nelson.
Your Sasha
Ok, Next time I'll have sex while chuting or get married while chuting or at least jerk off while chuting... Or any suggestions? Any porn actresses want to join me naked in the venture?
Be Well.
Love,
Sasha
Sasha@Sasha.no
My cell/mobile is on 24/7
+47 922 41 655
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