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January 28, 2004 12:40am
Kong Girl Watching the Superbowl, My Way
Source: Letters to the Editor
by: Kong Girl

So what's this about seeing girly girls running around during half time in lingerie? How much fun is that? I thought football was about face masks and cute jerseys and knee pads... So why didn't anyone tell me it was cool to schlep around in my garters and panties? You guys should've told us that high heels and lingerie were such a turn on during the game.

No problem. You want to see some hot legs at half time, let me tell you what watching a football game at my house would be like: I'd wake up early on game day (much like the athletes) and be sure I took a nice soapy bath and shave absolutely clean. Then on to the kitchen to prepare my appetizers for my party guests.

We'd start with the spiciest of buffalo wings with blue cheese on the side. But the hot sauce for the wings burns so much...oh, did I tell you...I'm naked when I'm preparing the snacks. No need to mess up my bra and panties with yucky food goo. And, oh the bell rings! I hope it's the keg delivery, got to get myself an apron or something because you can't let the delivery guy see what he isn't paying to see - I'd never get him back out the door. Yes! It's the delivery guy and I'm just short on the full payment, but he says, "no problem honey" and I slam the door because now I'm late.

On to the hair and makeup. Just a touch of pink everywhere and tons of mascara. Hair curled and let loose. Now hose, heels, bra, panties and away we go! Doorbell rings with the first round of guests. Of course they give me kisses on the cheeks and then straight away to the TV. Volume up on the stereo and I can hear bottle tops cracking. Okay, we are having a little party now. I've never had this much help in the kitchen! How wonderful!

Okay the game starts but no one seems to care. They just keep asking me to reach into the cooler for another cold one. And they must be sweating because they keep loosening their shirt collars and cracking jokes about how hot it is in my house. I'll turn up the air conditioning. Hmmm... doesn't seem to help either. Oh well, so we get sweaty.

Now we are into the second quarter and you know just about every guy has asked me where I got my great outfit and some even ask me if I have other (cute) outfits to show them. Imagine that. We're watching football and all they can think about is shopping! Who would've thought? I just love football.

And those geniuses - the ones who thought up the lingerie bowl - it's what is on every man's mind. Hot girls in lingerie during football. I have a feeling this is going to be the start of something very special between men and women. Now if they can just keep their pants on until the end of the game! I just hate sweaty balls on my couch... yuk.

Kong Girl
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