November 25, 2003 03:00am
Legend Says What About Sammie Sparks?
Source: FM News Network
by: Johnny Stump
Date of Birth (According to Legend) 11/17/1942
Hair Color (According to Legend) Blue Beehive
Occupation (According to Legend) Horny Housewife
(Thousand Oaks, Ca) -- The fans are excited about the recent Legend release of, Rapid Fire 5, starring Jurassic smut queen, Sammie Sparks with scattered others. Already raved about in reviews on nearly a dozen adult press sites, Rapid Fire 5 is reaching out to markets the genius PR folks at Legend couldn't even imagine.
In Southern California, published in a recent copy of the Sunny Rest Home newsletter, editor Blanche Johnson says, "It gives us such great joy to see one of our own in the national spotlight. Sammie [Sparks] went from daily walks in the garden, to doggie style on film." Judith Witherspoon, an RN wrote, "The residents finally have something to look forward to during dinner at 3pm. In the past, Pastor Landry played showtunes on the piano, while now everyone insists on eating to Sammie's latest video."
When tracked down for comment, Sparks said, "I haven't felt this good since World War Ii. Those great folks at Legend allowed me to feel young again." when asked if all the positions in the film were real or special effects, Sparks said, "oh c'mon now...you don't think my brittle old bones could handle all of that action do you?"
Sparks is the talk of the nation for her courage, strong acting ability and dedication to her craft. At the yearly "Depends and Proud" convention in Palm Beach, Florida, guest speaker, Bob Hope spoke of Sparks just before his unfortunate death, "Sammie is one of the real USO girls....Under Sexed Old-bitch!" [crowd laughed]
To her credit, Sparks is consistent with her daily health routine and never misses a beat. "I wake up every morning on a mission," Sparks said. "I drink my breakfast, Ensure of course, and then begin a vigorous work out of trying to make it up a full flight of stairs. I haven't done it yet, but I feel if I push myself, anything's possible. Further, because cardio vascular is so important, I race myself every day and try to beat my times of the day previous in a little competition I made up. What I do is a take a dozen moth balls in a bag and I quickly have to put them in all the drawers in my dresser as fast as possible."
Sammie is a porn veteran. Not for her years as an actress, but for being an actress after all those years. When asked if she'd consider doing a scene with the oldest man in porn, Dave Cummings, Sparks said, "That cute young boy....[laughs]...please...I'd be robbing the cradle, and I did, just watch for the latest release of Kneepad Nymphos."
To see Sammie's latest work in the Legend production Rapid Fire 5, visit SammieSparks.com for More information visit FMNewsNetworks.com
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