September 11, 2003 06:00am
Brooke Hunter's Midget Shortage
Source: Weiss & Associates
by: Company Press Release
(CANOGA PARK, CA) -- Starworld Productions, producers of the World's Fattest Gangbang, and Nefarious Films are still casting for the World's Smallest Gangbang. The casting call is open to all male and female "little people" that fit the maximum height requirements.
We are still "short" of having enough midgets for the gangbang, so casting is still open," states Associate Producer and Publicist Harry Weiss. "The problem is, because of their size, it's tough to make them look like a crowd. I'm still trying to reach the little guys that bake cookies in the hollow tree. Currently we are negotiating with Santa to lease the elves, before their busy season. With only Mrs. Claus and the reindeer around, I figure those elves must be horny as hell!"
Talent only contact Rob Spallone at Talent@WorldsSmallestGangbang.com. Emails must include name, age, height, phone number and address (complete information available on the website).
Press only contact Harry Weiss at HWeissPR@AOL.com
The official website is WorldsSmallestGangbang.com