July 05, 2003 12:27am
Ask Antonia Anything - Summer Edition
Source: Adult Industry News
Welcome to Ask Antonia Anything Summer 2003 Edition. Once again I will answer your questions regarding the pithy and the profane, the sublime to the ridiculous. First of all I would like to give an all out endorsement to a terrific new site I discovered while surfing the virtual cosmos searching for answers to your questions. It is the Internet Adult Film Database IAFD.com, and it operates in a similar fashion as the mainstream Internet Movie Database (IMDB.com). Simply type in a name or subject into the search field and voila! You can find out who are dead, who is still working, who is dead and working, and how much was paid to the fiddler. This site is great and has cut down my workload by half! Who knows, it might even render me obsolete! Ha! Doubtful! So with this all-important piece of virtual ammunition under my belt I can now field any question flung at me from our virtual mailbag.
Q: Hello, I've been trying to find out this woman's name, so I can purchase products with her in it, but I cannot find her name anywhere, just pictures of her. Most of the Photos are old ZMaster images, from 1996 to present. Here is a picture of her in action.
A: Eva Roberts
IAFD.com, Internet adult film database
Q: JP Beluso (redacted)@msn.com wrote the following....
Nicole Sheridan in an episode of Blind Date! I don't know if you already know about this but I just saw her in a rerun of the show. Can you confirm this?
Yes. Try "Blind Date Uncencored" the DVD. Go to the link above.
And now I will check into the Presidential Mail Pouch:
From: Midiah (redacted)@yahoo.com>
Hi.I was wondering if you can give me some links for starting in the Adult industry for BBWs. I am interested in being apart of the adult industry and was wondering if there is a site where I can make an ad for potential places looking for BBWs for adult films and WebPages. Please help!
A: Why you chubby chaser you! I think I see a Lewinski in your future, go to this site: ClubChubby.com if you want to keep abreast of all that is big and beautiful. Thank you Mr. President, I mean "Midiah"!
This next question can be filed under "no-brainer":
Q: Stacie at (redacted)@msn.com wrote the following....
How can we purchase a movie?
A: If only all my questions were this easy to answer, but I shouldn't complain; She could be asking me how to break into the business or trying to send me a virus.
Stacie my dear, it's very simple:
Pick a movie from the "Movie Spotlight" to the right of the story, or follow a link at the bottom to movies that interest you. Follow the easy instructions to put the movie in your shopping cart, and when you are done purchase with your credit card.
Q: Adso at (redacted)@yahoo.com wrote the following... Looking for European distributors of adult movies. Can you help?
Q: From: David (redacted)@tds.net>
Hi I am a 58 yr old woman that would love to be in a porn movie. I live not to far from Chicago and Milwaukee. Can you tell me how I can do this? I'll even do it for free. Please help me if you can thanks for your time.
A: I thought Demi Moore's Mother passed away? Okay that was in bad taste, I apologize. But if you are a 58 year old woman then why is your name David? Puhleeze!!!!
Once again I am approached which a question about my two favorite subjects: Jenna Jameson.
Q: Is it true that Jenna Jameson wanted to guest star on Sex and the City?
A: At the time this column went to press, neither Jenna nor HBO had responded to my requests for a response to this question. However, it is the humble opinion of this column that an appearance on that show would be a splendid idea. I do know she appeared on the "O'Reilly Factor" on the Fox News Channel and held her own very well against that conservative goofball.
As if there already isn't enough Spam in the world, there are those who just can't get enough of it.
Q: Arthur (redacted)@myway.com wrote the following....
Do you send out email information or newsletters?
A: Did you say Merry Christmas? Wow, the virtual mailbag is even more back logged than I thought! Arthur, I personally asked my Editor (the stud-muffin Mr. Steve Nelson) about this and it is something that is being very seriously considered by AINews. We will keep you posted of any new developments in this area.
And now my Hot'n'Horny readers I will bid you all a very fond "Hasta LA Vista". Yours truly is off to a month's vacation in none other than sunny Spain! But fear not, there is no rest for the wicked. Stay tuned for lots of news and a few surprises from our counterparts across the pond.