April 07, 2003 01:58pm
Digital G Productions in Sticky Situation
Source: Weiss & Associates
by: Company Press Release
(CHATSWORTH, CA) -- Digital G Productions spokes models jessica drake, Monique Alexander, DoLorian, Evan Stone, and Director James DiGiorgio were selected to shoot several video commercial spots for adult mail order giant Adam & Eve. In what seemed like an April Fools joke gone bad, Robert Lombard, Director of Marketing and Talent for Digital G Productions, literally became glued to his work (see photo).
While the staff of makeup artists, video crew and Digital G marketing team, along with Creative Consultant Gigi Appleton of Scarlet Tower, were busy preparing for the first shots and discussing how best to showcase the Adam & Eve products. The spokes models would be demonstrating how using the products can enhance sex play for couples. After hours of adjustments to the set, the set designer super glued a few stray items in place, and shooting began.
Unfortunately, no one had noticed that the set designer had left the bottle of superglue on the table that contained the flavored lube and sex toys. During a moment of passion, DoLorian grabbed what she thought was a bottle of cherry lube for a taste. She immediately realized something was wrong. However, before she could warn anyone, Monique hungrily slipped her tongue between DoLorian's lips. Within seconds the horny blondes were stuck together like incredibly beautiful and sexy Siamese twins.
Robert Lombard, known to be overly protective of "His girls," rushed in to help. While attempting to separate from Monique, DoLorian continued to squeeze out additional super glue from the tube. Monique, in attempt at better leverage, pushed against Mr. Lombard's leg. Her hand slid to the crotch of his jeans, landing on a fresh spot of glue and sticking there (see photo).
The Paramedics arrived with solvent and attempted to stifle their amusement of the situation. The Digital G crew laughed unabated. "My wife is never going to believe this!" Mr. Lombard whined, "She's just got to understand that accidents sometimes happen when you are building a company to become the New Innovative Edge in Adult Entertainment!"
Contact: Harry L. Weiss