August 15, 2002 05:15pm
Zupko is Back!
Source: Extreme Associates
by: Company Press Release
(NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- After a six-month hiatus from shooting, controversial Extreme Associates director Thomas Zupko is back. Zupko, the creator of such unforgettable XXX classics as in the Days of Whore, Shades of Hades, the Attic, and the Ass Clowns series, promises that his return to full-time directing is for good and that this time he is going to take smut even beyond the taboo frontiers he says he has already explored and conquered.
"Fuck everyone and everything!" the outspoken auteur proclaims, "All of these hypocritical anti-porn crusaders - many of whom duplicitously infest the adult entertainment industry itself - can suck my motherfucking dick. Porn is about greedy whores devouring cock, shoving it up their ass, then pulling it out and lapping their own fecal matter off it like it was holy water direct from Pope John Paul's diamond-encrusted chalice. It ain't about condoms, the missionary position, and romance."
Although Zupko promises plenty of "technical and visual surprises" in his upcoming projects, he maintains that the heart and soul of his videos will stay the same. And that, according to Zupko, means "all-anal, ATMs, facial cumshots, and balls-to-wall misogyny." Oh yes, and absolutely "100% condom-free".
"Nothing is off-limits or sacred," he boasts, "Islam, Christianity, George W, Harlem, the Easter Bunny, your fucking Mother..."
Zupko's comeback feature, Ass Alien, stars Extreme contract girl Veronica Caine, Samantha Sterlyng, Summer Cummings, Caramel, Britni, Savannah Rain, Misty and newcomer Joe Daddy as the teenage extraterrestrial from the planet Caboose more interested in Earthgirls than he is the native sluts.
Zupko elaborates: "The Ass Alien steals one of his Dad's inter-dimensional "joy saucers" and visits various periods in Earth's History that feature some of Earth's most notorious seductresses, including Juliet, Cleopatra, and Veronica Caine herself. The Ass Alien blasts them with his Ass Gun which turns them into ravenous anal freaks, and then pretends he's a director on a porno set. Ass Alien, you see, was weaned on hardcore American porn and is being chased across the Universe by Sheba the Intergalactic Bounty Hunter who must make him spill stalactite by his 201st Stardate or he will remain a Cabossian larva the rest of his life. She always arrives too late, when he's already dropped like 15 loads..."
Well, suffice to say, the storyline is a bit too bizarre and convoluted to go into any further here, but it does contain five ripping assfucking scenes and the usual Zupko hijinks. Zupko says it's going to be put together like a real sitcom with canned audience reactions, a theme song, and actual XXX commercials. "It's really different and unique. In many ways, it's probably the most involved thing I've done technically. In all modesty, if the finished product is even remotely close to the way I envision it in my head, it's going to break new ground."
Zupko plans to follow Ass Alien with the Crack Pack, a take-off of Frank Sinatra's Rat Pack of the 1960's and two projects whose concepts he won't disclose at the moment. "I would," he says, "But if I do, you'll see ten versions of them out in the next few months by burned-out half-wits who don't even deserve to carry my jockstrap, but who like to criticize what I do, while circling my every word like a pack of in-bred unoriginal hyenas. Hey, jack-offs, fuck you!"
Yes, indeed. Zupko is back.
11133 Vanowen Street Suite D
North Hollywood, CA 91605