August 05, 2002 02:24pm
Jizz Biz Presents "Sherman's Way"
by: Company Press Release
From the Gutter to the Rage, are we back from Night of the Stars? "Sherman's Way" Text by Sherman of CrossroadsEdge.com, photo by Dr. X. Sherman's Top Ten Pre-Bacardi Recollections of Night of the Stars...
1: Watching Max Hardcore and Larry Flynt huddle up by the entrance of the ballroom - anybody wanna guess what they were talking about?
2: Trying to keep track of who paid how much to attend this mess...
3: Arriving really early, catching the positioning of ALL the in-house security. Are they expecting Mr. Bin Laden tonight?
4: Checking out all the really Awesome stuff being auctioned off. Kudos to who ever put the very impressive package together.
5: Checking out the rock on Julia Ann's finger - congrats to her and Michael Raven...
6: Checking out Ginger Lynn - and her outfit - both Stunning, but were you really expecting anything less???
7: Trying to explain to the numerous "starz" why they have No press room here, and getting the same reaction: Then why am I here?!
8: Imagine this; Brad Armstrong showing up anywhere with an awesome looking Big Titted Blonde on his arm...... I believe her name was Stormi, what a doll... and was I crazy or did you notice she wasn't Part of the Wicked Crew? Of Course not, silly, she's Too Young...
9: Trying to figure out who said it first, but at what point, do we stop calling them "Wicked Girls" and start referring to them as "Wicked Women"?
10: Ending my night in style, by attending Sean Michaels private bash after missing Mr.Bin Laden's speech - he was the surprise guest, right?
PornoDave's Hollywood sex Scene by PornoDave Michaels for "The Jizz Biz" JizzBiz.TV
Now onto my favorite Asian, Mensa member, porn star, Limey dating, porn star...
Asia Carrera gets her crows feet removed!
A confession from the porn star from a recent posting on her Website at: AsiaCarrera.com
"Yeow! I got Botoxed today for the first time ever (just my forehead, right in between my eyebrows), and don't believe the hype - it hurts!! Well, I admit I'm a big baby - when I get my AIDS test every month you can hear my panicked mewling from the waiting room! Lol!!
I was kinda taking a gamble getting botoxed today 'cause I'm in the middle of shooting and I had visions of showing up on set tomorrow with big bruises all over my face, or worse! But as of right now (and I Just ran to the mirror to check!) you can't even tell I had anything done at all, which is a bit disappointing, considering how much those stupid injections costed! Doh!
But it's supposed to take a couple days before you start noticing a difference, so I'll keep you posted on the final results... In case you somehow missed the recent onslaught of Botox headlines lately, getting botoxed is the latest trend in Hollywood now. Of course I'm the only dork who will readily Admit to having it done, but take it from me, anytime you see a 40-year-old star on TV with perfectly smooth, shiny skin these days - they've been botoxed!
There's two great things about botox - one, you can leave the doctor's office and go right back to work, unlike most surgical procedures, and two, if, God forbid, the doctor was to screw up somehow, the results will fade away in about 3 months, also unlike most other surgical procedures. Well, there's your Botox 101 lesson for the day!"
Well, gotta stop here. I have tons more news to report, so I'll get started on another episode next week. I'll end this week's article with a Blind News Item...
What porn company publicist got her pussy eaten out by a certain rocker, (see site for details), backstage at an event they attended. Hell, everyone probably already knows this, but I thought it would be fun to mention again.
Until next time, Happy Wanking!