The movie centers on the "Nine Lives Chinese Restaurant," where there are no doggie bags; only "Doggie style." Don't cum here if you don't want MSG (massaging, sucking, grinding). Written by Dickie Fildersnatch and directed by Bud Lee with help on camera from Michael Raven. The cast stars Mika Tan, Alaura Eden, Nyomi, Daisy, John West, Alex Sanders, Sledgehammer, Tyce Bune, and others.

2:05pm: I arrive at "The Stage," an often used warehouse located in the heart of Pornville. In progress is a sex scene between Alaura and Sledgehammer. Being an Asian series; Alaura qualifies since she's half Finnish and half Japanese. Sledge is drilling her in the missionary position. He's big everywhere and this precious Geisha girl is taking his cock with much pleasure. Next, she mounts his hammer reverse cowgirl, slowly taking every inch. Chad, played by Sledge, seems to be enjoying the lunch special which is being served up by Alaura today. They move to doggie style and Sledge hammers it home. For the cum shot, they have Alaura lie down on the bed, while Sledge positions his cock over her open mouth. The cum slowly drips on her face and she proceeds to suck his cock clean. That's what I call "good to the last drop!"

4:05pm: They shoot some dialog with Alex, Sledge, and Mika in the restaurant. Sledge is holding a menu with a script in it, he blows a line, and Bud yells, "Do you have the menu in front of you?" Sledge replies, "Yes," Bud responds, "Then read it." They get that straightened out and complete the dialog. Sledge is led off by Alaura to the sex scene shot earlier today, while Alex is introduced to Nyomi, Geisha Girl #2. She's a pretty Asian girl of Indonesian descent and relatively new to the Jiz Biz. Nathan, played by Alex, has ordered the Mandarin Cock Licker and Thai Pan Standing for lunch. Nyomi unzips Alex's pants and gives him the Cock Licker. He must have been hungry because his cock rises to the occasion.

Finished with the appetizer, Alex lays her down and fucks her missionary on the chair. Nyomi has a very nice pussy with extremely fine hair surrounding it. His cock is working her to some mild wetness and they switch to doggie style. This position is great for the actors since they can really fuck hard and deep, but it takes some maneuvering to get the camera angle. When shooting with two cameras, one guy shoots the hard footage, while the other guy gets the soft shot. Mike, the Video Tech, asks Bud, "Are you soft or hard," Bud replies, "Very Hard." He's not kidding since the heat has really been turned up in the kitchen. Finding his groove, Alex is enjoying Nyomi's tight pussy more by the minute. Next, we go to reverse cowgirl and I can see Alex's cock sliding in and out of that fine Asian pussy. Noticing that Alex is almost full, she hops off, drops to her knees, and strokes his cock with her soft hands. She strokes faster and faster until Alex pops his nut all over her tits. She smiles and says, "Thank you and please cum back again."

7:15pm: The next activity is some more dialog. Mr. Grady, played by Tyce, is a Health Inspector who has come to the restaurant to fine Ming Lo, played by Mika, for serving cats to the patrons. She laughs and explains, "Calm down Uncle Salty. We do serve pussy here, young Asian pussy. Any fantasy you like is on the menu, but no food." Inspector Grady has made a big mistake and apologizes. Ming Lo wanting to keep up community relations decides to give Grady a complimentary meal.

8:15pm: Ming Lo gets in the 69 position and serves Grady the Cock Licker; her specialty. In full view of her pussy, Grady decides to personally inspect Ming Lo's pussy. He starts by tasting it with his tongue, then probing the fresh young pussy with his fingers. Mr. Inspector finds the pussy extremely moist and tasty, but now decides to check the dirty hole. He repeats the tests again. With the appetizer finished, Ming Lo mounts Grady cowgirl. She's grinding and pumping his cock, like a chef stir frying vegetables in a wok. Mika now turns around to reverse cowgirl and takes Tyce's cock in her ass. She works it all the way in and then lays back, takes her fingers and spreads her pussy lips to show the camera the pink hole. There is no mistake that we have full anal penetration tonight. While Tyce is drilling Mika, she yells, "Oh Inspector, give me the goo, some young guy." They change to missionary position and we continue with more of the anus. Inspector Grady needs a few more minutes in order to complete the anal probe test and Ming Lo is the willing subject. With the test completed, Grady pulls his probe out of her ass and blows some milky goo all over Ming Lo's pussy. As they walk off the set, Bud and Michael look at each other and know that they have a winner.

10:30pm: The next scene is a B/G/G with Mika, Daisy, and John West. John has decided to get the "All you Can Fuck Buffet"; Named the "Ninth Chinese Hell of Copulation." the girls begin by giving John the Double Cock Licker, which he enjoys very much so. He gets hard immediately so they decide to move on to the next dish. Daisy slides her pussy in his face, while Mika is still sucking cock. He opens her pussy lips with his fingers and digs deep inside to get the good stuff. Her pussy is now ready for John's cock as he fucks Daisy missionary style. Mika watches and waits patiently for her turn. Without a break, Mika tells John to fuck her doggie style while she eats Daisy's cock soaked pussy juice; an ancient Chinese secret. The sex is intense and Michael and Bud zoom in to get some close-ups. Mika seems to show no fatigue as she picks up the pace. John is sweating up a storm as he wants to get his money's worth. Eventually, Mika and Daisy resume the Cock Licker and say, "Give Me your Essence." They work his cock and balls furiously until John is drained of his Essence.

This was a wonderful Asian feature directed by Legend Bud Lee and assisted by Superstar Michael Raven. Everyone did a fantastic job today, especially Mika Tan; glad to see her return after a short hiatus and new boob job. Order this movie if you're in the mood for Chinese food.