In this issue, I, Antonia am turning the tables on my hot’n’Horney readers. Instead of taking your questions, I am instead asking those readers who qualify to participate in the questionnaire provided below. Here is the criteria: You must be female and you can’t be June Cleaver. Don’t ask just read you’ll understand.

Now if the questions don’t apply to you. Fear not! You will not be ignored. Scroll down to the bottom of the page and read my answers to your questions regarding the Adult Industry.

"Hello! My name is Susan and I am compiling research for a book that I Am writing all about today's woman. Yes today's wife, mother and/or career woman, not June Cleaver. I hope you will take a moment out of your busy schedule to give me some input.

How I wondered, can I reach thousands of women in order to get a good cross section poll, with the least amount of expense and in the most efficient way possible? The Internet. This also enables the participant privacy and anonymity. So, participate if you can and thank you! I am interested in collecting profiles on women of all ages and all walks of life because it's all of us together that make these United States such an interesting place to live and be in this day and age.

All responses will be confidential and only first names will be used in the book. You may use a fictitious first name if you feel more Comfortable but I would ask for the utmost in honesty if you were to participate in the following survey.

Please feel free to skip any questions that don't apply to you or that you are not comfortable with. However, the better profile I can get of you and what makes you tick, the better the comparative stories will be. The results will be fascinating, as I'm sure that you, like myself, would like to know more about our counterparts around the country, whether you live in a large metropolitan area or in a small, rural area. Please write as little or as much as you feel. E-mail or mail may return surveys, anonymously or not. Please just search your heart for the truth (sometimes our life partners don't even know the truth about where we really want to be in our life).

> > >What's your first name?

> > >What's your age?

> > >Where are you from?

> > >Where do you live now?

> > >How did you get there and do you enjoy being where you now are?

> > >How do you spend your days at work or at home?

> > >What motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?

> > >What is your occupation?

> > >Do you enjoy your work - is it by choice or obligation?

> > >if you could change your life path right now, in what direction would you go?

> > >What is keeping you from going there?

> > >What one word singularly describes your temperament?

> > >What is the love of your life?

> > >What is the best thing about being a woman?

> > >Let's talk about love. Are you "In love" with your mate or partner or do you love your mate or partner?

> > >are you happy in love? If so, what is the secret? If not, why not?

> > >What is your definition of love? Is there true love, romantic love or Reality love?

> > >if you have a partner, what is the primary way in which he expresses his Love for you?

> > >Recalling your experiences with men, what do you feel is the primary way in which most of them expressed their love?

> > >What is your favorite past time or hobby?

> > >Do you have a community project, civic group, religious organization or other affiliation that is important to you and helps complete the picture of which you are?

> > >is there an empty place in your heart and have you been able to identify? What it is?

> > >What are the most important things in your life?

> > >What is the primary driving force in your life - what motivates you to go on?

> > >What is the worst thing about being a woman?

> > >What is the hardest thing you've ever survived, what got you through it and what did you learn?

> > >in general, do you feel safe?

> > >if you could send a message to millions of women in America, what would it be? A bit of wisdom, a piece of humor?

> > >Do you have a role model if so whom?

> > >What is your favorite beverage?

> > >is there anything else that I should know about you that would make your survey complete?

Thank you for your participation. If you can be available for further questions or clarification if I need to ask you more, please leave your e-mail or telephone or other correspondence tool with me. Remember, by sending in your comments, you have agreed to have your input published. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to e-mail me at crocodiles@rmdbs.net. I'm looking forward to hearing from you. If you'd prefer to print out and share with a friend, surveys can be mailed to:

Susan's Survey
P.O. Box 822
Hamilton, MT 59840

Please share this survey with as many interesting women as you know. Thanks!"

Marcel Proust must be masturbating in his grave! (for those who are culturally challenged I am referring to the Proustian Questionnaire) I guess you could call that the Porn Proust version.

Okay back to business: There have been a lot of questions this time about specific Ladies of Porn. Especially legends of the 70’s and 80’s for example:

To: antonia@ainews.com
From: Zbudabing[redacted]
Subject: Jennifer Welles

"Dear Antonia: This is probably a foolish question ----- however, is there any way to get in touch with Jennifer Welles? Is she still alive and well? Jim"

Also this: From: "Roy [redacted] @hotmail.com To: Antonia@AINews.com Subject: Little Oral Annie

"Antonia, I am a huge fan of Little oral Annie's, the problem is I can't find any web sites that has her in action, and what ever happened to her? Can you point me to any web sites that have information about her and also photos or movies with her in action? Thank you in advance,"

Antonia Responds: We have had so many questions about the Legacies of Porn that I have been discussing with my Editor (the Stud-Muffin Mr. Steve Nelson) the possibility of publishing a special section called "Whatever Happened To?" I will keep my sexxxy readers posted. But let me just tell you quickly what I know:

All that I was able to glean about Jennifer Welles was that she is retired in 1977 and that her work is sometimes hard to find. However my personal recommendation if you can find it is ‘"Sweetcakes" in which she plays a journalist (Gee what a coincidence!).

As far as Little Oral Annie is concerned I would like to take this moment to dispel those vicious rumors circulating about her and her Pimp Daddy Warbucks. He did not force to change her name to "Little Anal Annie" there by taking her career in a whole new direction. Ha! Just kidding, actually that front runner of fellatio retired in 1986 but you may still find her immortalized on screen by clicking the link below:

And speaking of fellatio, remember "The Great Sucking Sound" Ross Perot was referring to when discussing NAFTA? Hang on to your hats here it is:

Ted at (redacted)@hotmail.com wrote the following....

"I work in the Tv and film business as a freelance lighting and grip and electric could you please tell me which adult production companies are operating out of Toronto Canada."

My answer: Hell No! There are already too many mainstream entertainment jobs being stolen by Canada. Why the heck would I want that to happen to the Adult Industry? Besides, we need all those unemployed grips and gaffers in LA to migrate over to work "In the Valley". Why don’t you ask Margaret Trudeau that question? Surely she must’ve learned some thing when she banged Keith Richard back in ’76! Get Lost!!!!!!

[We currently have no contacts with companies operating in your area. -Ed.]

Normally I no longer respond to inquiries about how to get work in the Industry since there is already a special column devoted to that subject. However these two deserve an honorable mention:

ginnyyounger at (redacted)@yahoo.com wrote the following....

"My name is ginnandjuice on line I was chatting on line with a man from Africa he is interested in maybe doing adult films ...you might want to know he has 17 inches. Believe it or not very attractive young Man. You are interested in seeing a pic e mail me and I will get it to you. You will see um... all I can say is wow Thank you for your time."

Sure send it over, I just hope the downloading process doesn’t screw up my link J! And by the way, why don’t you take the time to answer the Porn Proust Questionnaire?

And then there is this poor lost soul:

To: antonia@ainews.com
From: (redacted)@min.midco.net>
Subject: how i get into the porn biz

"HOW DO I GET INTO THE PORN BIZ WILLING TO DO IT FOR FREE CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME OUT?"

Eric my love, would you be willing to come over and clean my house for a month? Before you answer I want to let you know my house has 15 Windows and is cantilevered on a canyon and you will be required to clean them in the nude whilst you are suspended from the roof. Still interested? Email me we’ll discuss your future.

Well if it isn’t my old friend Juju! A great friend of this Virtual Fishwrap. Here is what she has to say:

Juju(redacted)@yahoo.com> "I am interested to know if u have an news about Lisa Lipps? I haven't heard or read anything about her in recent memory. She is definitely to me one of the sexiest women to ever come on to the seen in my opinion." Hey Juju my sexy muffin that Busty Beauty can be accessed through the link below: [At the end of Column]

The crossover continues: George (redacted)@aol.com asks: "Hi Antonia, I was wondering if you knew of any Adult Actresses who have crossed over to main stream? The only one I can think of is Traci Lords. Is there anyone else you know of?"

By George there are! Both Marilyn Chambers and Ginger Lynn have made well-documented crossovers. But did you know that Vanessa Del Rio has appeared on "Nypd Blue" and that Vivica St. John guess starred on "Six Feet Under"?

And now for my final thoughts here is what I hope will be the final chapter of the Ruby Tuesday Saga:

After pleading guilty to numerous charges relating to felony stalking. Ruby was sentenced to 325 days in jail on March 15. She was given credit for time served and is now out getting her life back together. I spoke with her by telephone recently and she mentioned she plans to return to Snookies in Simi Valley to resume her wrestling career. We at AINews wish her all the best.

All right my Erudite Epicureans that’s all for now! Keep those emails cummming!
With Love,
Antonia