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February 10, 2002 03:39am
Ask Antonia Anything - Jizz Bizz Virtual Mailbag
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Antonia

Howdy My Horny Valentines! Hope you are all ready to bend over and take Cupid’s Lance of Love. If not, just sit down, relax and read my column.

This month’s virtual mailbag has a variety of good questions covering all aspects of our beloved Jizz-Bizz. Let’s take a peek inside and see what’s there:

The first issue that I would like to address is the many requests to link up to our virtual fish wrap. We will continue linking to our new friends and referrers as soon as we finish the renovation of the AINews software. However I took the liberty of actually browsing some of these potential pathways and let me just say that they ROCK!

For example:

Let me turn you attention a sit managed by a Mistress Alandra. This Divine Goddess sponsors “Educational Weekends” for all you naughty miscreants in need of discipline. I personally surfed this site myself and practically dropped to my knees in gratitude! Not only are there the kinky retreats but she also offers Dom / Sub referrals, workshops, and all kinds of informative links as well. Mistress Alandra can be worshiped at the following URL: www.bdsmlife.net/alandra/edwkend.htm

This next question arrives just in time for St. Patrick’s Day:

Lee at (redacted)@yahoo.co.uk wrote the following:
“Hi, I want to find out where I can find a porn company in Ireland….”

Lee my horny leprechaun thanks for wanting to share your lucky charms with the world! The country that gave us U2, Guinness Stout and other cultural gifts never ceases to please. Unfortunately I have some disappointing news: After an extensive search I was unable to locate a single adult company in Ireland. Sorry! However, being that 80 % of the world’s adult videos are produced in the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles, you should seriously consider relocating. Besides, the weather is better here.

Hope springs eternal for this inquiring mind:
Troy (redacted)@hotmail.com wrote the following....
“I would love to be in a movie starring Asia Carrera and Sky Lopez, can you tell me how I can be cast in one of their movies?”

Yeah right, and I would love to have George Clooney and Mel Gibson make me a sandwich but I don’t think it will happen in this lifetime. My suggestion is that you check out my instructional and informative essay “So ya wanna be a Porn Star?” http://www.ainews.com/story/2883 to read more. I can’t guarantee a starring role with those two luscious ladies but it will definitely point your Johnson in the right direction.

They say that home-based businesses will be the growth industry of the 21st century. Here’s why:
Kelly (redacted)@hotmail.com wrote the following:
“Dear Antonia,
My boyfriend and I are interested in setting up an adult web site using cameras from my home. We have the resources to do so, unfortunately we have no idea how to find detailed information on what exactly we need to do to get started…. We really like your column (Thanks!) and hope you can help us…”

Hey Kelly, check out the Bomis web site, I find this to be one of the most informative and comprehensive sites around. They even have a section specifically catering to your situation: http://www.bomis.com/tree/entertainment/adult/multimedia
Good Luck and keep me posted on your progress.

Another Kelly wrote this:
“I am looking for information on any national conventions catering to club owners… My company does high-end commercial audio/ video systems integration for the casino and hospitality industry… Is there an event that targets that market?
Thanks in advance
Kelly (redacted)@imsohio.com”

Yes Kelly there is a Santa Claus, and Santa is waiting for you to click on to http://www.nightclub.com/brochure/ for more information about this convention.
Oh behave!

I also get a lot of email queries about that sultry beauty Tera Patrick. Here is just a sample:
Phil (redacted)@edsamail.com.ph wrote the following....
“Hi. I would just like to ask what do you think is the best video of
Tera Patrick. I really like her work. I only have a couple of her videos
(Nice Rack 4 & Behind the Scenes 1). I'm planning on buying some more.
Any suggestions?”

Yes, Phil my libidinous love muffin, Tera is one of the brightest stars in the Porn Galaxy. Her work is so outstanding that it is difficult to play favorites with any recommendations. But there is one that really rocks and that is “Forbidden Tales “. Go to our review at http://ainews.com/Archives/Story2546.phtml read about it then buy it through our new service “Movie Spotlight”. I am so excited about this new service because it will allow our Hot’N’Horney readers to order directly through our virtual fish wrap!
Thanks for writing Phil and let me know what you think about “Movie Spotlight”.

And now let’s answer some questions about the MEN in the Industry:
Daniel (redacted)@hotmail.com wrote the following....
“Hi Antonia!
Can you recommend a site that has information about Peter North and other male porn stars? I am a big fan of his and want to know more about him and other guys in the business…
Thank you!!”

For more on the amazing Mr. North and is axis of love, check out: http://str8malepornstars.com then also make sure to check out the “North Pole” series also available through our “Movie Spotlight”.

Update: My readers may recall that a few columns ago I mentioned that my editor (the stud muffin Mr. Steve Nelson) visited the set of the upcoming Jenna and Brianna block buster “Where The Boys Aren’t 14” where we first reported about the blossoming romance of these two Goddesses. There fore I think that the following Q&A will make a lot of Fans very happy:

Jason (redacted)@stargate.net wrote the following....
“I was wondering if you knew when "Where The Boy's Aren't 14” will be
released? “

Yes Jason, your wish is answered: “Where the Boys..Etc” is due out 02-27-02. And yes, you may order it through “Movie Spotlight” Enjoy the “release”!!!

It seems that our editor has been promoted from stud muffin to royalty:
Yasi (redacted)@eartlink.net wrote the following:
“Sir Steve Nelson,
…Can you let me know when the next gangbang will be and take place? Please help me Sir Steve!”

The Lady Antonia responds:
Yasi, you lowly serf, His Royal Highness and Resident Stud Muffin Sir Steve Nelson has officially Decreed that I, Lady Antonia respond to your query:
When is the next gangbang taking place?
In your mouth everyone’s coming! J

And finally, there is a reason why we are called an online magazine:
Ray (redacted)@core.com wrote the following....
“Does Adult Industry News exist in hard copy? “

Lady Antonia responds:
NOPE!

Okay guys enough of this sarcastic buffoonery otherwise my editor is bound to say, “We are not amused!”

Ciao Bambini, till next time keep those emails coming!
With Love,
Antonia

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