The revenge of cabin girl and other strange sailor's stories will be the subjects of this installment. By now all of my sexxxy readers are winding down from a very hot´n´horney summer. Hope every one has a happy weenie roast this holiday weekend. I personally plan to have my personal weenie roast here on my mountaintop aerie with my editor (the stud-muffin Mr. Steve Nelson) and the rest of the staff of AINews.

"Who is Cabin Girl?" You may ask... Well ¨Cabin Girl¨ is a character I have developed who is the heroine of my erotic stories. Be on the look out for the ¨Adventures of Cabin Girl¨ in future issues of this fine cyber-rag. If you think this column is hot wait till you see how Cabin Girl Cooks!

Let's get on to our letters, the first one comes from a man who I can only say must have a dick with amazing psychic powers. See for yourselves:

Ralph at (address redacted)@home.com wrote the following....

Could you tell me where one might be able to find 1970's/1980's films and stars. I am looking for a adult star from the late 70 to 80 and I know what she looks like but forgot her name and do not know where to find her so that I can purchase some of her films if they are around.

Wow Ralph my dear, what would you do if you were to run into her on the street? Would your Johnson stand at attention in recognition? To answer your question and to point you and your Johnson in the right direction, you must go to www.classicXpress.com. This site is awesome. There you will find all of your classic titles from the ¨Golden Age of Adult Cinema (1971-1986). Good luck Hon, and write me back to let me know if you find your mystery porn star.

Now I would like to draw your attention to the world of BBW´S, for those of you that do not know what that means, it stands for Big Beautiful Woman. The Webmaster from one of those sites recently contacted me, so I went to the search engine and began surfing. A few BBW web sites caught my attention and are worth mentioning. Let's start with www.web-goddess.com this is a great site although the download time is a bit slow. Another site that will have all of you fans of the Zaftig on the verge of a sexual catharsis is www.rubenesquegoddess.com this site features the L.A. based beauty Isadora Love in all of her full-figured splendor. What I liked about Isadora´s site (aside from the fast download and great design) is the fact that it is part of the BBW webring. This ring features adult entertainers from all over the country who are lush, voluptuous, and busty. You will not be disappointed!

And from one extreme to the next, we go to the wild world of transsexuals.
KC at (address redacted)@yahoo.com wrote the following....

How do I go about starring in a transsexual porno? I would do anything to be in one…

Anything huh? Hmmnnn… would you go to the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania with Dr. Frank´n´furter? No? Great Scott! Okay now I'm getting silly so let me answer your question. There is a company called Leisure Time Videos who is the main producer of TS vids featuring your favorite tranny stars such as Lisa Lawrence and Sylvia Boots. There are also a number of related sites that are very informative. In particular www.transxtc.com this site has an open call for new Talent so you may want to try contacting them first. But don't forget KC my boy, that if you are going to be working in front of the camera with someone who is both a man and a woman then you are going to have to work twice as hard! So make sure you take your multi-vitamins.

And finally there is this…

Joel Carvalho at (address redacted)@aol.com wrote the following....

I am going to open an all-nude dance club in the LA area. I was hoping you might have some info on the local laws concerning the industry. I.e. zoning, Board of Police Commissioners, etc.
Any info you might be able to pass on would be greatly appreciated.

Get in line girls and take a number so that the hot and sexxxy Mr. C can take a look at you! I have been personally in contact with Mr. Carvalho and judging from the information gleaned by this inquiring reporter this is going to be some venue!
Keep an eye out for future updates in this magazine.

But wait! Before I go, I would like my hot´n´horney readers to chew on this:

Eric w. at (address redacted)@aol.com wrote the following....

Here's a concept: if the adult community banded together as a whole and filed class action suits against morality in media and every municipality that filed obscenity charges for the aggregate sum off all legal costs for the past lets say 20 years for defamation of character and violation of first amendment rights then maybe we would be making progress.

Anyone who can correctly guess the Dollar figure for the legal costs will win that dream date with Jenna Jameson we've all been wishing for.

Oxoxoxoxoxo

[Hey, why wasn't I told about this 'win a dream date' thing! I want in the front of the line! -Ed.]