November 11, 2011 08:05pm
Flight Attendants Sequel
Source: All Media Play
by: Company Press Release
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- Get this! A funny thing might have happened on the way to the Forum but what happened to adult movie director Will Ryder and his upcoming movie release is even funnier. The result of months of speculation, delays and title changes is ‘Not Airplane XXX Cockpit Cuties’ which is the highly anticipated sequel to the 2010 AVN Best Comedy winner Flight Attendants; a movie so good it just had to have a follow-up.
X-Play has created a never-before-seen porn airborne adventure that shows the dirty lives of stewardesses, pilots, air traffic controllers and one lonely captain-turned-Islamic terrorist who decides to blow up a jet in order to get female affection. The movie stars the beautiful contract superstar Kayden Kross, Charlie Sheen’s $35,000 a night call-girl Kacey Jordan, Showtime’s Misty Stone, horny girls Lexi Love, Kenzi Marie and the recently retired Sunny Lane in an all-out aerial assault on your funny bone and main bone.
This is not a rehashing or repackaging of Flight Attendants but rather an original script, all new dirty sex scenes including 3-way sex and anal sex, new dialogue and probably more laughs than a porn movie should be allowed to have.
"This movie is much better than Flight Attendants," stated Mark Dawop who is the editor of both movies.
"It’s hard to describe why but it’s just funnier, quicker paced and the sex is better. I really love this movie."
The movie was going to be titled Not Pan Am XXX but a select few short-sighted journalists jumped to conclusions in their blogs and created the need for more think-tank type discussions among a phalanx of lawyers, medical personnel, airport ground crewmen and Ron Jeremy who makes a funny cameo appearance as the ‘Jewish Passenger’. The decision was made to call the movie Not Airplane XXX Cockpit Cuties for no real reason other than it is irreverent, insulting and highly sexual.
Not Airplane XXX Cockpit Cuties stars Kayden Kross, Kacey Jordan, Misty Stone, Lexi Love, Kenzi Marie and Sunny Lane along with Teagan Presley, Hillary Scott, Shyla Stylez, Michelle Maylene, James Bartholet, Dino Bravo, Billy Glide, Scott Lyons and two of the most insane pilots ever to take flight - Randy Spears and Evan Stone.
This movie is destined to become a porn classic so ask your favorite store or online retailer to order it because even though people will tell you it is impossible; you can laugh and jerk off at the same time. You might die but you can still do it. It’s like sneezing and farting at the same time.
Not Airplane XXX Cockpit Cuties from director Will Ryder ships to stores on Thursday, November 17. Prepare to laugh your seatbelt off!
Disclaimer- Paramount Pictures, Zaz, Leslie Nielson, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Jim Abraham, David Zucker or Jerry Zucker in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie even though the Zucker brothers grew up on the same block as Will Ryder.
"Not" is a Registered Trademark of X-Play in the world of adult entertainment titles.
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Call her soon before the damn plane crashes.