August 22, 2001 02:00am
Old Dicks & Young Chicks - Reviewer Rated...
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Scott Cohen & Michael Scott
Old Dicks & Young Chicks, Directed by Captain Bob, Starring Nina Whett, Veronica, Bethany, Felony, Captain Bob, Dick Nasty and Thrasher from OGV.
Reviewer Nina Whett says:
Hey! No! I don't review my own movies! Cohen, what did you think?
Reviewer Scott Cohen says...
Oh come on Steve. You know this one is wholly unfair. This one starts out with and stars Ms. Nina Whett. When I got this video I got really worried. If I had to say the slightest wrong thing about her movie she would rip my head off (ala Lorena Bobbit), throw it out the window and then punch me in the nose. Fortunately, my health is going to be okay because Nina can fuck. The last scene of this movie is equally as hot. Our starlet dresses up in a catholic girl's outfit and just looks sooo sweet. Give this one a spin.
My Review: Play
Reviewer Michael Scott says...
This video is the first in a series of May-December fuck flicks pairing nubile young thangs with much older men. The video starts out with its only redeeming scene, the bodacious Nina Whett paired with Captain Bob. Nina got my pulse racing when she swallowed the good captain's sword all the way to the hilt. She gave a stellar performance, as always, and showed why some starlets deserve to be called stars. Following the first scene however the quality goes down quicker than my dick in a cold shower. The girls were willing but not much to look at and Dick Nasty and Thrasher definitely put the "old" in Old Dicks. Nina Whett fans should check this one out, but don't bother after the first scene.
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