May 07, 2012 08:44pm
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Company Press Release
Myles' Weekend Adventures: T&A Duo, Glory Stories, Alexis Amore & Ann Marie Rios. Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I had intended to tell a story in my last column but forgot to do so in my haste to get it submitted. Therefore, I will tell the story now…
While chatting with Prinzzess Felicity Jade between her second and final show on Saturday, the fourteenth of April, I had noticed a good-looking house dancer walking around at a distance a couple of times.
Later on, after Prinzzess had gone back to the dressing room to prepare for her final show, the same house dancer walked by directly in front of me three times within a short period of time. The third time the dancer pasted by me, she looked at me, smiled, walked a few more feet, suddenly stopped, turned back to me and said, "You look familiar. Have we met before?" I replied, "You look very familiar to me also. How long have you worked here?" She said that she had just started and that she was from California. I said, "Really? Where did you dance in California?" She said that she had danced for the last three years at the Spearmint Rhino in Rialto. I then held up my press badge, and said, "This is what I look like without the beard." She yelled, "Oh my God!," and gave me a huge hug!
No wonder she looked so familiar. She was Priscilla! Priscilla used to always come over to say hello, give me a hug, and spend a little time chatting with me whenever I went to the Rialto Rhino.
Oh yes, there is one more correction I need to make. When writing about last January's AVN AEE, I reported that I met a beautiful young woman whose name I neglected to jot down, and I couldn't figure out for the life of me who she was even though I had taken a photograph of her.
I have since learned that the beautiful lady in question is L.a. Direct Models client and adult film star Lea Lexis.
Now that we have all of that out of the way, let us now move on to the discussion of more beautiful women and good belly-laughs!
Thursday, April twenty-sixth, I headed east to the Deja Vu Ultra Lounge, in Redlands, in order to say hello to the T&A Duo, Teagan Presley and Alexis Texas. Of course I stuck around to observe their first show of the evening. (I had originally thought about staying for both shows; however, the club was so insanely crowded, I decided to call it a night early.)
For their first show of the evening, Teagan wore a red midriff top and black bikini panties. Under her top, she wore a red bra, and beneath her panties, she wore what appeared to be a red G-string over a black G-string. The rest of her costume consisted of a pair of red leg-warmers over a pair of above knee-length black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles.
At the same time, Alexis wore a dark blue bra and thong set that was decorated with quite a few sequins. Beneath her thong, Alexis wore a red G-string. Alexis' footwear was a pair of above knee-length, stiletto-heeled, platform- soled, black boots that laced up the outsides of the shafts.
I was told that the first song Alexis and Teagan performed to was, "Ass, Ass, Ass," by Big Sean. However, because of what I have seen on the Internet, I think the song is actually entitled, "Dance (a$$)," from Big Sean's debut studio album, "Finally Famous." the rest of the songs the ladies performed to were, "Control," by Puddle of Mudd, "Shake that," by Eminem, and, "Porn Star Dancing," by My Darkest Days.
Alexis and Teagan were so busy performing, their interaction with the tip rail patrons was mainly limited to lots of good views of their various and extremely beautiful body parts.
Alexis Texas has blonde hair and her eyes are blue. She is five feet eight inches tall, her weight is one hundred forty pounds, and she measures a lovely 34C-28-40.
I've done it again. I somehow convinced myself that I had finally asked Teagan Presley about her physical statistics. Wrong! So once again we must go with what Wikipedia has to say on the subject at hand. But first, I can say that Teagan's hair is currently a dark brown in color, and she has blue-green eyes. (I mentioned to Teagan that her having dark hair was going to take some getting used to. She replied, "Yeah, like you having a beard.")
In regard to the remainder of Teagan's statistics, according to Wikipedia, she is an even five feet tall, weighs in at one hundred one pounds, and her measurements are 34C-24-34.
Alexis and Teagan are both not only beautiful women, but they are smart, well spoken, super friendly, and they both have very good senses of humor. They additionally enjoy meeting and socially interacting with their fans. They also perform well on stage, especially when they are performing as the T&A Duo!
Anybody who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see either of these ladies perform and to meet them in person would be well advised to not ever pass up on said opportunity!
I would also recommend that the club owners and managers across the country book these ladies to perform in their clubs a.S.a.P.!
Alexis can be found at AlexisTexas.com
As for Teagan, I am still unable to locate an official website for her. However, a simple Internet search will turn up tons of photos of her and information about her.
Friday, April twenty-seventh, I drove up to the iO West Theater, in Hollywood, to attend, "Glory Stories," featuring Kiki D'aire as the guest storyteller and have a barrel of good laughs.
The show was opened by, "The Lusty Horde." I believe the cast members for this performance were: Matt Cavedon, Tim Jennings, Dave Park and Andy Trask. If I'm mistaken, I do sincerely apologize.
The, "Lusty Horde," was followed by the headlining, "Glory Stories," naturally.
The cast of, "Glory Stories," on this night consisted of: Amanda Barnes (Who was looking especially lovely.), Brandon Barrick, Tommy Bechtold, Sean Cowhig, Neil Garguilo, Patrick Ian Moore, Dave Park, Neil Ruddy, Andy Trask, Zabeth Russell, and of course the always good-looking Canon Wing.
I swear, this was, "Glory Stories," greatest and funniest performance yet. And Kiki D'aire did a great job as the guest storyteller. She even had members of the cast cracking up!
My sweet young friend Elizabeth Ebeling was once again the voice of the, "GloryBot 9000." Liz also hosted the game of, "Win, Lose, Draw, or Drink...the Booty Call," after, "Glory Stories," had ended.
Up coming performances of, "Glory Stories," will be Friday, May eleventh, featuring Chris Gore as the guest storyteller, and Friday, May twenty-fifth, featuring the ever sexy Sasha Knox as the guest storyteller.
Amore and Rios
Saturday, April twenty-eighth, I drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club to say hello to Alexis Amore and Ann Marie Rios. Of course I observed all of the shows.
First to perform this night was Alexis Amore wearing a red flower in her hair on the left side of her head. She also wore a short black dress with red piping and three little red flowers positioned vertically between the waist and the bottom hem on each side. The dress had neck straps and a plunging V-neckline.
When Alexis removed her dress, it became apparent that she was not wearing a bra and was wearing a red garter belt attached to a pair of red fishnet hose. Alexis additionally wore a small red thong, and her footwear was a pair of transparent shoes with spike heels and platform soles.
Alexis performed this show to, "Let's Get Loud," by Jennifer Lopez, "International Love," by Pitbull, and, "Shake Senora," also by Pitbull.
Next to perform was Ann Marie Rios wearing a red plastic fireman's helmet and a red, long-sleeved, mini-dress with wide orange stripes similar to the yellow stripes on a fireman's gear. Beneath her dress, Ann Marie wore a bra with black shoulder straps, an orange back strap, and red breast cups with one diagonal orange stripe on each. (Given the stage lighting, what I'm calling orange may very well have been yellow come to think of it.) She was also wearing a pair of silver short-shorts under her dress. Beneath the shorts, she wore a red and orange thong. Ann Marie's footwear was a pair of knee-length red boots with stiletto heels.
Toward the end of this show, Ann Marie did a hot candle wax bit. She then ended the show with a game of hooter/cooter ball using a glass with different colored flashing lights in the bottom and around the rim. (I still haven't figured that one out.)
Ann Marie performed her show to, "Sex On Fire," by Kings of Leon, "Hot Tottie," by Usher featuring Jay-Z, "Walk Away," by Christina Aguilera, and, "On Fire," by Lil Wayne.
Last but certainly not least came a grand finale performance by both Alexis and Ann Marie.
For the grand finale, Ann Marie wore a black mini-dress that had neck straps and a plunging V-neckline. Beneath her mini-dress, she wore a black G-string, and her footwear was a pair of silver shoes with stiletto heels.
During the grand finale, Alexis wore a bikini that, because of the stage lighting, would appear to be red, then orange, then hot pink, and so-forth-and- so-on. Alexis later assured me that the bikini was red. For footwear, Alexis wore what appeared to be the same shoes that she had worn during her solo performance.
The ladies performed their grand finale to, "Whenever, Wherever," by Shakira, "Shake Senora," by Pitbull, "Tonight (I'm Fucking you)," by Enrique Iglesias, and, "Temperature," by Sean Paul.
Both Alexis and Ann Marie's interaction with the customers was excellent. In fact, as she often does, Ann Marie left the stage at one point during her solo performance to prowl around the club playing with randomly selected people in the cheap seats. And by prowl, I mean in a very good way!
Alexis and Ann Marie are not only lovely and very sexy women, they are very good performers. They are also intelligent, charming, very friendly ladies with good senses of humor. They are also quite capable of conducting great conversations with anybody.
It is my recommendation that anybody who gets a chance to go to a nearby club to see either of these ladies perform and to meet them in person should not allow the opportunity to sneak past them! I do not believe they will be disappointed.
Alexis can be seen at ClubAlexisAmore.com
Ann Marie can be visited at AnnMarieRios.com
Okay people, that will do it for one more time. We should all meet back here the next time to continue our ongoing discussion of gorgeous, hot, sexy women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,