February 29, 2012 05:32pm
Myles' Weekend Adventures
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Company Press Release
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about some amateur singing, some beautiful women, and my having a barrel of laughs. So, if anybody might be interested in my literary efforts, they should now read on to see just what it is that I am speaking of.
Pornstar Karaoke Club
Tuesday evening, February 14, I went to Sardo's Lounge & Grill, in Burbank, to hang out at Pornstar Karaoke for a couple of hours.
Alex Chance was filling in for Nicki Hunter as the hostess. (I had the extreme pleasure of meeting and chatting with Alex at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, in Las Vegas, last month.)
The people known to me that were in attendance during the time I was there were: Connie, who invited me to sit at her table, Tod Hunter, industry photographer Gordon Mui, the lovely Nadia Night and Powder. (Powder has recently retired from the adult entertainment industry, but he still likes to drop by Sardo's on Tuesday nights just to keep in touch with Industry friends.)
As usual, I'm certain there were industry people in attendance that I don't know, or I possibly failed to recognize.
Thursday, February 16, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Priya Rai and to observe her one show of the evening.
What I originally thought were five gold bracelets on Priya's left arm turned out to have apparently been a long wristband of some sort. I say this because at one point I noticed that she had taken it off and tossed it to one side of the stage, and it appeared to be a one piece thing. Next Priya wore a blue halter top that was decorated with what appeared to be little thin silver chains of small silver medallions. Priya also wore a blue belt-like piece that was decorated with thin silver chains hanging from the bottom hem. At the end of each individual chain was a small silver medallion.
Priya additionally wore a black G-string-style thong. On her feet were a pair of shoes with what appeared to be steel stiletto heels and straps that were literally covered with silver-colored rhinestones, sequins, or whatever they were. As for the basic color of the shoes, I really couldn't tell with all of the shiny and glittery stuff covering nearly every square inch of them.
Priya performed this show to, "Bad Girls," by MIA, "Boyz," also by MIA, "I'll Fly with you," by Gigi D'Agostino, and, "On the Dance Floor," by David Guetta.
Priya engages in rather good up close, personal, and in your face interaction with randomly selected denizens of the tip rail.
Once again I have made the gross error of neglecting to ask Priya about her physical statistics; therefore, I can only say that she has long black hair, and I believe she has dark brown eyes. From what I have found on the Internet, she is five feet three inches tall and has D cup breasts. All I can say is that she has a remarkably good-looking body!
Priya is a very friendly, well-spoken woman with a good sense of humor. She also just happens to enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
This exotic-looking lady performs very well on stage and is quite entertaining; therefore, I can think of absolutely no good reason for anybody to ever pass up an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person given said opportunity.
Priya can be found at: PriyaAnjaliRai.com
Saturday, February 18, I made the long drive up to Rancho Cordova to say hello to Krissy Lynn and to observe all three of her shows during her last evening at the Gold Club Centerfolds Gentlemen's Club.
Yes, folks, the ever-sexy Krissy has moved back to the United States and has returned to the adult entertainment industry to resume her career as an adult film actress and feature dancer. And I for one am happy that she has!
For her first show, Krissy wore a gold costume with the exception of her footwear. For starters, she wore a headband-like piece that consisted of chains of small medallions. (This piece looked like something one would have expected the Egyptian queen Cleopatra to wear.) Next Krissy wore a bra and thong bikini. Around her waist, she wore a belt of gold chains with fringe-like chains forming two triangles one in the front and one in the back. The one exception to the gold costume was a pair of silver, stiletto-heeled, shoes.
Krissy performed this show to, "Maria Maria," by Santana, "Hips Don't Lie," by Shakira, and, "Nobody," by Keith Sweat.
To start her second show, Krissy wore a pair of glasses, a red blouse with a ruffled neckline and a tight, slightly below knee length, black skirt. Beneath her blouse, Krissy wore a white bra. Under her skirt, Krissy wore a white garter belt with a little black bow in the front. She also wore a pair of white thong panties. On her legs, she wore a pair of sheer black hose. Her footwear was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels. (Krissy called this her school teacher show.)
To end this show, Krissy pulled a black dildo out of a red cloth bag and proceeded to have a lot of fun with said dildo.
For this show, Krissy danced to, "Hot for Teacher," by Van Halen, "Sex On Fire," by Kings of Leon, and, "Closer," by Nine Inch Nails.
At the beginning of her final show, Krissy came onto the stage wearing a straw cowgirl hat. She also wore a red and white checkered, long-sleeved, blouse that was tied together between her breasts. Beneath her blouse, Krissy wore what might be best described as a white T-back tee-shirt. Next she wore a pair of very short blue denim shorts. To finish out this costume, Krissy wore a pair of brown cowgirl boots. (Needless-to-say, this show was what Krissy called her cowgirl show.)
Once Krissy had stripped to nothing but her tee-shirt and boots, she poured a bottle of water over the tee-shirt, her hair and her crotch. She then removed her boots for the rest of the show. (Krissy actually rid herself of her footwear toward the end of all three of her shows during this night.)
This show was performed to, "Cowboy," by Kid Rock, "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain, and, "I Wanna Sex you Up," by Color Me Bad.
During all three of her shows, Krissy committed very good interaction with randomly selected tip rail patrons.
Krissy has blonde hair and blue eyes. She stands five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and her measurements are a delightful 36D-26-38.
Krissy Lynn is a beautiful, smart, ultra-friendly, fun loving young woman with a great sense of humor. And, she loves to meet and chat with her fans. She also performs well on stage and looks great doing so.
I don't remember if Krissy told me she was going to buy a pole to practice on, or that she had already purchased a pole. Whichever it was, she said that she wants to learn some pole dancing tricks to include in her shows.
Krissy is taking her feature dancing quite seriously and wants to expand her featuring to include all of the United States. So, if there are any club owners or managers reading this column, pay attention and take heed! As for everybody else, if they should learn that Krissy will be appearing in a club near to them, they should take full advantage of the opportunity to go see her perform and to meet her in person. It should be a fun experience.
While I am not certain whether or not any one of them is an official website for Krissy, she can be visited at: KrissyLynn.net ClubKrissyLynn.com KrissyLynnClub.com KrissyLynn.org and many other adult websites on the Internet.
Friday evening, February 24, I went to the iO West Improv Theater, in Hollywood, to attend, "Glory Stories," with Jonni Lynch as the guest story teller.
The opening act on this night was, "The Wild." The cast of, "The Wild," for this show was: Patrick Babbit, Greg Castle, Matt Cavedon, Nick Ehart, Karen Graci, Dawn Hunnicut, Dustin Sterling, and Canon Wing.
The way it works with, "The Wild," is this. Canon Wing will invite another comedian. That person will invite somebody else. Then the third person will invite someone else and so forth and so on until the cast had been filled.
Of course the, "headline," act was none other than, "Glory Stories."
During this performance, the cast of, "Glory Stories," consisted of: Amanda Barnes, Brandon Barrick, Sean Cowhig, Erin McGathy, Tiffani Ann Mills, Patrick Ian Moore, Neil Ruddy, Zabeth Russell, Rebecca Stevens, Andy Trask, and Canon Wing.
Jonni Lynch did a good job as the guest story teller. She was cute, and she was funny just as she should have been!
This performance of, "Glory Stories," was the best one they have done yet, and that is what I said the last time I saw the show. What that means is that, "Glory Stories," continues to get better every time they perform!
I've said it at least twice before, and I'm going to say it again. I want to see a lot more adult entertainment industry people show up at the, "Glory Stories," performances. The shows are a lot of fun, and it will be a relatively cheap date!
The next scheduled performance of, "Glory Stories," will be at 11PM, Friday, March 9, and will feature adult film star Sasha Knox as the guest story teller. That should be a great show!
That will just about do it for now. Unless I come to my senses in short order, I'll soon be making another one of my insane trips and writing about it. So, let's all meet back here the next time to see what else I have been up to. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,