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December 16, 2011 11:09am
MWA: Alexis Texas, Glory Stories
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about a beautiful woman, some of her friends, and a plan to attend a, "Glory Stories," show with Nina Hartley as the guest story teller. So let us now read on to see what it is that I am speaking of.

Alexis Texas

Saturday, December 10, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Alexis Texas and to observe the first of her two shows for the evening.

For the one show that I did see, Alexis wore a black uniform-like jacket that was trimmed with red and gold. The jacket also had epaulets on the shoulders. The epaulets were black with a thin line of gold trim around their edges. They also had red fringe hanging down approximately two inches from their edges. Under her jacket, Alexis wore a bright red corselet. She also wore a small pair of bright red bikini panties. Beneath the panties, she wore a bright red G-string. Her footwear was a pair of almost mid-thigh length, black, high-heeled boots with platform soles of moderate height.

Alexis' music for this show was, "Run This Town," by Jay-Z, "Motivation," by Kelly Rowland featuring Lil Wayne, "Power," by Kanye West, and, "Cockiness," by Rihanna.

As a general rule, Alexis' interaction with randomly selected tip rail customers is quite good. And, she always makes certain that everybody gets good close-up views of the goodies and what delightful goodies they are!

Alexis possesses blonde hair and blue eyes. She stands five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred forty pounds, and her measurements are a sexy-looking 34C-28-40.

Alexis is very friendly and loves meeting and chatting with her fans. She is also a smart woman who can hold an intelligent conversation with just about anybody. (Anybody that Alexis can't converse with intelligently came to the fray completely void of any ammunition!)

I do recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to get to a nearby club to see Alexis perform and to meet her in person should not allow said opportunity to sneak past them. I would be greatly surprised if they didn't enjoy the experience!

If any club owners and/or managers are reading this column, what are they waiting for? They should get busy and book Alexis to perform in their clubs as soon as humanly possible!

Alexis can be checked out at: AlexisTexas.com

Also there to lend moral support to Alexis, other than myself, were Scott Alexander, from LA Direct Models, Kagney Linn Karter, Mr. Pete and Kristina Rose.

Even though I was enjoying all of the good company, I was not enjoying the standing room only crowd of total strangers. (Had I known that this night was to be one of the Rhino Corporation's invitations only VIP parties, I would have gone to see Alexis on Thursday evening.) So, as much as I would have loved to stay and observe Alexis' final show, a few minutes after midnight the crowd was showing no signs of thinning out. So, I made my apologizes, said goodnight to everybody I knew, and headed home.

Glory Stories

I had originally planned to attend the, "Glory Stories," show, with the legendary Nina Hartley as the guest story teller, at the iO West on Friday evening, December 9Th. Unfortunately, when the time came, I was feeling very tired and sleepy. Therefore, I didn't feel that it would be safe for me to go out, then attempt to drive home alone at one or two in the morning. (I have since been told that I missed a great show, and that Nina Hartley did a fantastic job as the guest story teller.)

That's a wrap folks. Let's all meet back here the next time to continue discussing hot, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Since this may be the last column I will be able to write this year, I want to wish all of my readers a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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