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December 13, 2011 08:41am
Kick Azz & Recula
Source: PR 101
by: Company Press Release

Two cult DVDs emerge from Powersville. Brand new comic book parody "Kick Azz, A XXX Parody," and recently re-discovered cult classic "The Brides of Countess Recula" are being released through JM Productions.

Kick Azz parodies the comic book of the same name where director, Ralph Long, and his Miami sidekick Dommy B, decide to become superheros with no other super powers other than spouting super-goofy dialogue and banging super-hot chicks! The two guys team up with "Hitgirl" played by smoking-hot former Miss Columbia Esperanza Gomez to keystone this compilation of whacky scenarios involving the quest to make a difference, and to bone as many hot chicks as possible!

Ralph Long, the director and actor in Kick Azz said, "It was a filming experience gone awry, filmed half in Miami - I love Miami - and half in Los Angeles. It's shot reality-style, and totally different! It's a crazy movie with seven sex scenes plus a bonus scene."

With a flashback to when a brunette cop, with perfect body and pointy tits played by Abella Anderson, busts Ralph and Dommy and shuts their rehearsal studio down, it starts the guy's on a sex adventure to superherodom. This breaks to talking about porn with Hitgirl as an intro to Esperanza Gomez's scene where she strips seductively.

This girl is utter perfection! From perfect smile, perfect body, soft brown hair, perfect tits, and deliciously manicured pussy, she's a total package of absolute perfection! This girl has got to be one of the most beautiful women in the world with no apparent flaws! "Detective Carlos" is the first lucky guy who couldn't resist her charms and becomes entwined in erotic and frenzied sex with Esperanza, ending with her gleefully jerking him off into her waiting mouth.

Next is a scene with a "BoobLube" logo (an obvious play on YouTube) starring Alexa Rae and Ralph, which appears to be for no apparent reason other than she's a fucking babe!

Rounding out this future cult classic is an eclectic blend of the absurd and ridiculous. We have Ralph in blackface, news alerts from Nena Linda, Ralph gets stabbed then makes a superhero costume, cameos by Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone, plot development by Jim Powers, and even a cameo by Colonel Rob portraying a peeping bum who leers through a window at Esperanza Gomez taking a shower.

There's a lot of people getting shot with guns, loads of fake blood, and plot setups that will have your head spinning. This amateur reality masterpiece stars Abella Anderson, Isis Taylor, Emma Hart, Esperanza Gomez, Nena Linda, Carlos, Adam Wood, Dommy B, Jim Powers, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Carlos Carrera, and a bonus scene with Nena Linda.

Be sure to check out the YouTube video of this great parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNopTKt_Kkw&feature=youtu.be

The Brides of Countess Recula

Grindhouse film cult fanatics will sit up and take notice at this resurrected film. The Brides of Countess Recula, originally on VHS, hasn't seen the light of day for over a decade!

Jim Powers allegedly found Colonel Rob, the director of this notoriously depraved story, wandering aimlessly on skid row, and locked him in a room until he shit, showered and shaved in the right order. Upon release, the Colonel was so grateful that he insisted Jim take the most valuable possession in his cardboard house: the masters tapes to the cult classic, "The Brides of Countess Recula."

This is a strange and alluring tale of thousand-year-old female vampire, Recula, and her daughters, who plan on seducing and destroying the human race by being impregnated via Recula's rectum to produce her evil spawn and hatch eggs out of her ass. Now on DVD, this film includes the world’s first ever XXX vampire blood orgy!

Watch the huge hooters on Donita Dunes undulate in mad passion! See a nerd perform autofellatio and drop a load on his own face! See Bridget the Midget sing and piss in one of her first XXX roles! See why this masterpiece of sleaze and insanity became the biggest adult underground grindhouse flick to ever be produced!

Colonel Rob expounded, "Margaret Cho, co-host of 'Dave's Old Porn' on Showtime is a huge Colonel Rob fan and she just emailed me and said, 'I am a huge fan of everything the Colonel has done! Seriously hot shit! Check it out!' …and that's an exact quote," said the Colonel. For more information about "Dave’s Old Porn" on Showtime, visit http://www.davesoldporn.com/.

The release of Kick Azz, A XXX Parody is set for December 19, and The Brides of Countess Recula is expected to hit the street February 6, 2012, through Powersville and JM Productions.

Orders can be placed by contacting Wyatt Case at wyatt@jmvideo.net or call 800-550-3659. For more information, please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web, or contact Powersville and Jim Powers at jp@mrfilth.com.

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