November 12, 2011 06:39pm
From the Trenches 11/11
Source: Dave Cummings-Porn Star
by: Dave Cummings, Porn star
Things are gearing up for the annual AVN happenings in Las Vegas this January. Starlets are shopping for new sexy clothes, porn companies are planning their booths and their schedule of porn girls who will be appearing in the booths to interact with fans; and, like other normal All-Americans, many of us porn guys are planning to do the same thing that attendees enjoy, namely girl-gawking like crazy. Personally, my preparations also include a fresh haircut (All three remaining pieces).
Here in San Diego, we're beginning to see some rain among the many sunny days which bring out the coeds, MILFs, and cougars hitting the beaches to work on their tans. The beach and college bars are busy, and the food offerings are tasty. Young adult coeds seem like they are storing up and increasing their tans, in anticipation of winter weather being just around the corner.
The economy still sucks, to the point that some of my coed groupie girls had to drop out of college and go to work in or near their hometowns so they could save money by living with their parents. I hope they return next year, preferably even next semester. I hear that college tuition has increased, some parents are feeling the crunch of the unemployment problem, and that food and housing costs have gone up. I miss the groupie girls who didn't return to college, but I thankfully still have access to sex with swinger girls/women. Whew!
I remain active with the group of veterans and retirees that welcomes home returning military personnel from war zones; we also participate in funerals and other events in support of the troops and retirees. I'm busy; the piracy has gravely hurt revenues, but I'm still working hard (in the porn business, it a good thing for us guys to be working "hard", lest what few bookings remain go to other functional performers; it's not a matter of good looks, muscles, or penis size, but rather the functionality of getting and keeping hard, not climaxing too soon, and of doing the "money shot" somewhat soon after the Director calls for it).
I'm writing this on the day following Veteran's Day. Yesterday, I was a guest on Playboy's Sirius/XM Radio "Night Calls" program with sexy hostesses Nikki Hunter and Debbie Diamond who were highlighting America's military members and their families, and our Nation's veterans. These two sensuous women seemed very appreciative of Americans who dedicated years of their lives to insure America's continued freedom. I applaud them heartily.
I like Ron Jeremy, even though he gets considerably more pussy than I do, or ever will get. Last night, while a few blocks from my condo at my favorite LaJolla brewery and restaurant, I felt a little bit like Ron Jeremy. No, I didn't get lucky and score some pussy; rather, like Ron gets a lot, the establishment actually paid for my dinner and wine (and wished me a Happy Veteran's Day). Ronnie has been there in the past, but instead of ordering food he helped himself to what was on our plates. Ron Jeremy is a nice guy, indeed, but I never want to be stuck in a buffet line behind him!
Someday, I'll relate how Jewels Jade and I were at the same brewery enjoying dinner when Ron stopped by. Yes, he "sampled" our food (constantly)! And, even though Jewels had an early morning flight and mentioned that she was not up for any sex that night, Ron's persuasive abilities soon had us at my place where I was inside her vagina while Ron was pounding her butt. Ron Jeremy is masterful at many things, especially getting girls to lower their standards and screw us. Besides doing threesomes on film as formal parts of shoots, Ron has also arranged them for us off-set at such places as a VFW, numerous gentlemen's clubs, limos, in-store dressing rooms, swinger's clubs and hotel rooms, and a woman's restroom. I like to kid Ron, but in the interests of full disclosure, I'll herewith admit to having filmed in a bookstore peep-show booth, and in a porta potty.
Winter is coming. Find a sexy person to snuggle up with under the sheets to keep warm, or get an electric blanket. There's nothing worse than finding a willing woman, preferably with nymph-like motivations, who get shivers crawling into bed this time of year and then wraps the covers tightly around her and falls fast asleep. Yikes.
Enjoy the upcoming holidays, value your friends and family, and be nice just for the sake of being nice.
Bald Old Geezer