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November 03, 2011 06:49pm
MWA: Glory Stories, Allie Haze
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. The column will range from an evening of improv comedy to a beautiful young woman. Is anybody curious enough to read on? Good! Then let's get started without any further ado!

Glory Stories

Sunday evening, October 23, I went to the iO West, in Hollywood, to observe the debut show of Glory Stories. Glory Stories is an improv comedy show.

I no sooner arrived in front of the club and there stood my friend adult entertainer Kelly Shibari. That was most definitely an extra added bonus to the evening!

The guest story teller for this show was none other than BBW model and adult actress April Flores and what a great job she did.

April is a beautiful and very friendly young woman with flaming red hair, a great sense of humor, obviously, and a wonderful personality. (This was my first time to meet April, and she made a great impression upon me.)

In addition to April, the cast of the show consisted of, in alphabetical order, Sean Cowhig, Tiffani Mills, Patrick Moore, Dave Park, Neil Ruddy, Andy Trask, and Canon Wing.

A fellow named Eric did a great job on the lights during the show.

The show was opened by two men and a woman. Collectively, they are known as, "Positive Feedback," and they performed musical comedy skits. (I did not get the names of the performers in, "Positive Feedback." However, after the show had ended, I did meet a young woman named Jenny Pinzari. I'm reasonably certain that Jenny was the lady performer in, "Positive Feedback.")

First the two men performed as the band, "Lead Paint." This was followed by the band, "Simone Never Said." This group consisted of the two men plus the woman holding an electric bass guitar and wearing a fake goatee beard. (The lovely young lady was holding the guitar and wearing the goatee. She didn't seem to need any help from the guys.) Next up was, "The Chalk-Tones." This group consisted of the same three people. This time around, the woman wasn't holding the guitar nor was she wearing the goatee. Next came, "Broken Spoke," which consisted of the woman and one of the men. They performed a comedy country song as, "husband and wife country artists." Finally the band, "Pop Fly," consisting of the same two gentlemen, performed a number.

Not only were, "Positive Feedback," funny, but they actually sang rather well, especially considering that it was a comedy act.

After a short break, the show continued with, "Glory Stories." Glory Stories consisted of a continuous round of improv-style comedy performed by the entire cast.

At three different times during the show, April Flores came onto the stage and had the audience call out words until she heard one that she could tell a funny story about based on some of her life experiences.

This was my first time to ever attend an improv comedy show, and I'm glad that I went. I had a blast! In fact, I don't believe I've laughed so much since the time my little brother went out to play and the hogs ate him! Seriously, the show was a barrel of fun and laughter!

While this was the debut of, "Glory Stories," the plan is for it to be a monthly show. The next show is scheduled to be performed on Friday night, November 18Th at 11PM. And the guest story teller will be the award winning bondage artist, fetish photographer, and professional and lifestyle dominatrix Nikki Nefarious.

Based on the performance I saw, I think next month's show will also be a lot of fun, so why don't we all turn out for some laughs? The tickets are cheap (the price was only five dollars for the debut show, and I believe the tickets will remain at five dollars at least in the near future) and there are lots of parking facilities, some as low as five dollars. I found a parking garage on Selma just around the corner from Cahuenga. It only costs five dollars, and I didn't have to trust a stranger with my keys. (There was an open air lot on Cosmos Street about a half a block from iO West, but the attendant wanted my keys. [Ever since I got ripped off by a parking valet years ago, I do not turn my keys over to anybody I'm not related to!])

Even though April Flores being featured as the guest story teller was the only connect this show had to the adult entertainment industry, it was something different to do and a lot of fun. Therefore, why don't we see what we in the industry can do about filling the place up next month? And why not? We go to Pornstar Karaoke Club every Tuesday night. I can't see any reason to not turn this thing into one of our get-to-gathers also. Hey, we have some funny people in the industry, and the show does plan to have a guest story teller from our industry each month.

Allie Haze

Saturday, October 29, I made the long drive up to Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, to say hello to Allie Haze and to observe all three of her shows for that evening.

For her first performance of the evening, Allie wore a white bow in her hair on the left side of her head. She also wore a shoulderless, yellow and white checked, midriff top with short, puffy, sleeves. She additionally wore a matching mini-skirt with a small yellow bow on the left hip. Under her top, Allie wore a white bra, and beneath her mini-skirt she wore a white G-string-like thong. On her legs, she wore a pair of white fishnet hose, and her footwear was a pair of clear plastic shoes with spike heels and platform soles.

Allie opened this show to, "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)," by the country duo of Big & Rich. I could not determine what Allie's second song was. She finished this show to Kid Rock's, "All Summer Long."

Allie left her music up to the DJ; therefore, neither Allie, her assistant, nor I could determine what the titles of her second song of the first show, nor any of the songs for her second and third shows, might have been much less who the artists were.

The first two times I went to this club to see feature dancers, I asked this same DJ for his assistance in identifying the performers music and got no cooperation whatsoever. Therefore, I don't waste my time attempting to ask him anything. (I've only had this problem in two clubs I've ever visited. And I didn't have the problem in one of said clubs until recently.) In defense of Gold Club Centerfolds, this particular DJ seemingly having a problem with helping me to identify the feature's music is the only problem I've ever had at this club. Other than that, all the staff and the house dancers are great, friendly, helpful people.

For her second show, Allie wore an all black costume. For starters, she wore a pair of elbow-length, fingerless, leather gloves. Next she wore a leather halter-top and a pair of leather bikini panties. Beneath her panties, she wore a G-string-like thong. On her feet, Allie wore a pair of slightly above knee-length spike-heeled boots.

About the time Allie was down to nothing but her boots, she produced a sizable dildo and proceeded to perform some rather artistic oral play with it!

For her final show, Allie wore a stylized green and yellow nurse's cap and a pair of fingerless white gloves. She also wore a green bra with yellow trim and a little cross on each breast cup. Next she wore a very small green mini-skirt with yellow trim. Or maybe I should say that it was a wide garter belt, since it had four long white garter straps hanging from it. Those straps were clipped to the tops of a pair of white fishnet hose. Beneath the mini-skirt, garter belt, or whatever it should be called, Allie wore a white G-string-like thong. Allie's footwear for this show appeared to be the same clear shoes that she wore during her first show of the evening.

During this show, Allie once again produced a sizable dildo and proceeded to very nearly deep-throat it not once but at least three times. She then put it between her gorgeous legs twice for several seconds each time. (From were I was sitting, I couldn't tell whether or not she may have done any actual penetration with the dildo. However, I tend to think not. After all, the authorities in many cities take a very dim view of performers doing such things on stage. Grrr!)

During each of her shows, Allie committed reasonably good interaction with randomly selected denizens of the tip rail. She got especially friendly with a few of the ladies much to the delight of the men, and the ladies of course!

Not only is Allie Haze a beautiful young lady, but she has the sweet, innocent, face of the proverbial and very gorgeous teenaged girl next door. However, do not allow Allie's looks to deceive you. She can easily be a very naughty lady whenever it suits her, especially in front of a camera!

Allie comes complete with long, silky, brown hair and beautiful brown eyes. She is five feet seven inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and her measurements are 32A-26-34.

In addition to being beautiful, Allie is an intelligent, sweet, and extremely friendly woman who most definitely enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

While I have known Allie for one year this coming November 13, this was the first time I've ever seen her perform. Chances are that would be due to the fact that this booking was her debut as a feature dancer. In fact, she has never even worked as a house dancer at any time anywhere. Therefore, I was greatly surprised and pleased with how well she performed on the stage. As a matter-of-fact, Allie performed so well as a sizable number of features I've seen, and much better than several I've seen over the years.

Anybody who might get a chance to go to a local club to see Allie perform and to meet her in person should take full advantage of said opportunity. I do not believe they would be disappointed.

And if there are any club owners and/or managers reading this column, they should do all they can to get Allie booked into their clubs as soon as humanly possible!

As of November 3, Allie will be performing somewhere in New York next week. Therefore, anybody reading this article who lives in the state of New York should do everything in their power to find out exactly which club she will be performing in and get out to see her dance and show her some much deserved support!

Okay good people, that will wrap it up for now. Let's all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of beautiful women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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