It seems like yours truly has been the subject of intense accolades by those in the electronic media - Ask Antonia Anything has been given a Best of the Net award from the sexy Dr. Sandor Gardos. Dr. Gardos is the Sexuality guide at About.com, One of the Internet's top search engines. Here is a quote of what the good Doctor has to say…

"As you probably know, you can find tens of thousands of sexuality sites on the Internet, but very few that are interesting, informative and entertaining. You'll be happy to know that we consider your site to be all three! …When we find a site that stands above the rest in terms of quality, informative value, design and entertainment, we give it About's Best of the Net Award, a special commendation for the top site in each subject directory."

Congratulations on having such a quality site! Be sure to come by and visit your site's review and link: http://sexuality.about.com/health/sexuality/cs/pornography/index.htm. [This e-mail was sent directly to Antonia. - Ed.]

What's next, a Pulitzer? Let me just say this, if it wasn't for you Sexxy and Horney readers sending me those hot questions none of this would be possible. I thank YOU!

Let's see what the mail truck has brought in this week-

Juju at [address redacted]@yahoo.com wrote the following....

Are Briana Banks and Jenna Jameson girlfriends?

Juju my little gumdrop your question is well timed. It seems that our stud muffin editor, the awesome Mr. Steve Nelson was on the set of "Where the Boys Aren't 14" where he had the opportunity to ask those two luscious ladies the same question. The elusive twosome gave the standard showbiz response "We're just good friends". Hmmmmm seems to me that there is an air of mystery surrounding that remark. I can hardly wait to see the finished product once it hits the shelves to see how much "acting" transpires between Ms. Banks and Ms. Jameson.

On a serious note though, I would like to quash a vicious rumor concerning those two Goddesses of Porn - There is NO truth to the story that David Crosby will be fathering their love child.

Here's a 2x2 for you-

Dear Antonia,
My wife and I watch adult films frequently and what really turns her on is when a guy cums more than once during one scene. We would love to purchase videos that feature these kinds of scenes. This is a problem, though, since no one at any adult video store that we've been to knows how to find these kinds of movies or if they even exist. We noticed that older movies have more of a tendency to feature guys who cum at least twice, but not every scene. We are really getting upset at spending so much money trying to get lucky with what we want to see. Can you help us?
[Names redacted]

I am always happy to lend my support to the Matrimonial Front. Yes, double pops are soooo stimulating! Makes me wish for the good old days when the "Money Shot" was double it's worth. But fear not, my horney twosome, the Mrs. can double her fun by watching "Bone Appetite Bukkake". This particular Jizz epic features double shots from those two porn hunks Joel Lawrence and Tyce Bune upon the lovely visage of Ms. Nichole Sheridan. I have it on good authority that the awesome Mr. Bune is a Master of the Double Domain. To check out more of his "handy work" go to action-dvd.com and check out the rest of his efforts.

Celluloid Goddesses revisited-

Dear Antonia,
Hi and hello I just wanted to right a quick email asking if you know where I can purchase Porn star posters whether VIA Internet or phone order

[Name redacted]

I must say that this is one of the most fun searches I have had to do because this effort brought me to the Suze Randall site. Suze is a legend in the Industry; she has been immortalizing the Ladies of Porn and transforming them into Erotic Goddesses for well over 20 years. For my money her site has the most comprehensive list of beauties from Jeanna Fine to Jenna Jameson and everyone in between. And reasonable membership rates too, check out her erotic gallery www.suze.net it will not disappoint! [Search "Suze" in our search utility for more information.]

Horney on the Range…

Dear Antonia
I'm considering getting into the adult film industry. However, I live in Houston, TX and don't know where to start. Please help me make the first move. [Name Redacted]

Hold it a minute Amigo! I had the opportunity to live in the Bayou City for a while and frankly found it to be prudish, provincial, and priggish. However, after moseying thru the various Adult Sites that the search engines yielded I was very pleasantly surprised. It seems that this bastion of Bible Belt Beauregards hosts a plethora of swinger's clubs. The best site so far is a club called Wishes the web address being www.wishs.com What I liked best about this site was the links page that connects you to other adult oriented entertainment in the area. Perhaps you can meet some like-minded people who share your interests. Ya´ll cum back now!

Divine Intervention is my Intention -

A lady with the lovely sounding name of Davina asks the following -

Do you have a listing of different industry shows, expos around the country?

Davina, I get the feeling that you watch a lot of shows on The Lifetime Channel. Don't know why just a hunch. But I will turn you on to a very cool site that has terrific listing of Industry-related events, go to www.womenseroticanetwork.com. This site covers everything from the sublime to the ridiculous. Enjoy!

Well my hot and horney readers that is all for now, stay tuned to this column for more of the blossoming romance of Jenna and Briana! It's guaranteed to make your eyes water and your pants tighter!

" My pen will be my weapon as long as fate does not furnish me with others."
-M. de Sade