June 14, 2001 02:13pm
One, Two, Three, Four! Take It Up The Ass Some More! Extreme Associates Launches Porno Boot Camp
Source: Extreme Associates
by: Company Press Release
(VAN NUYS, CA) -- Extreme Porno Boot Camp, the yearlong spectacle that will culminate in the crowning of a new Extreme Associates contract girl (and a lot of sore mouths, pussies, and asses), officially got off the ground last week. Six eager, yet nervous, recruits were shipped to a remote location in an unmarked bus, where they were processed and put through three days of rigorous sexual training. "It's going to be just like real military boot camp." Senior Drill Instructor and veteran perv Rod Fontana barked. "We're not going to hold anyone's hand. You want to graduate to the next level, you got to prove you've got what it takes to get there."
Extreme Porno Boot Camp is, basically, a training field for those starry-eyed, undiscovered sluts who harbor dreams of being the next Kristi Myst or Jasmine St. Claire. There will be six boot camps in all. A winner will be chosen from each of the first five by a panel of expert judges that include Extreme's own Rob Black and Tom Byron. The lucky victors of the first five will then compete in Extreme Boot Camp #6 with that winner receiving the grand prize of $10,000 cash and a six-month contract with Extreme Associates and Armageddon Entertainment. Porno Boot Camp is open to everyone--amateurs and newcummers alike--and already dozens of applications and audition tapes have been received from aspiring cum-guzzlers from across the country. "The response so far has been phenomenal, far better than we expected." Extreme's head honcho, Black said.
"Porno Boot camp will be rough, tough, and hardcore." Fontana boasted, referring to the recruits' upcoming carnal maneuvers. "Those who graduate will have learned to suck cock like industrial-strength vacuum cleaners and take it in the ass like Roto-Rooter."
The events in Boot Camp #1 included a cocksucking contest where each girl was timed to see how much cock she could suck and get to pop in a thirty-minute period. Other events included the grueling "Anal Hill" where the recruits were marched to the top of a towering mountain, positioned on all fours on hay bales, and fucked in the ass by as many soldiers and drill instructors as they could handle. One recruit's tight bunghole took three D.I.'s and eleven grunts for more than three hours straight.
Although six recruits started Boot Camp #1 only five remained when it was all over…err…make that before it even began. Apparently, buxom former Playboy and Penthouse centerfold Brooke Lane had no clue what the real world of bugle, revele, and bunk beds is all about as, no sooner had she got out of the bus and was met eye to eye, mouth to mouth, by a screaming, spittle-spewing Fontana, that she broke into tears and fled the set. Casualty No. 1
The other recruits: Alania, Summer Storm, Flick Shagwell, Sienna, and Rochelle Devore stayed to the end and bravely competed in all of the events to various degrees of success. The panel of judges will look at all the raw footage in the next month and then decide on Boot Camp #1's winner, whose name will be announced in conjunction with the video's release on August 1st. Shooting of Boot Camp #2 is set for the last week of August.
"These broads now know what it takes to be a jizz-crazed video slut." Drill Instructor Luciano pontificated. "They can now honestly say that jizz is their best friend."
Any new recruits interested in being in one of the upcoming boot camps or for more info on Extreme Porno Boot Camp in general visit www.extremeassociates.com.