April 24, 2011 10:32pm
Bree Dumps Charlie
Source: All Media Play
by: Company Press Release
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- After hearing about the breakup between Charlie Sheen and his goddess Bree Olson, porn production company X-Play has immediately made an offer to the superstar porn actress to reprise her role in a Bionic Woman XXX sequel.
What makes this announced sequel deal so intriguing is the fact that the parody Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX which is being distributed by Digital Sin has only been in stores since February which is normally too soon for any talk of a sequel to materialize but fantastic sales and the breakup have pushed the topic onto the table.
"We want to get Bree back naked and in front of a camera as soon as possible," stated the movie’s director Will Ryder. "We begin shooting July 4th during the fireworks."
Bree Olson is absolutely fantastic playing the Bionic Woman role made famous on television by Lindsay Wagner and sales have been excellent so a sequel is now in the works. The Fort Wayne, Indiana native has also been part of the ‘Naked Torpedo of Truth’ concert tour that Charlie Sheen has been conducting around the country and has even made out with fellow goddess Nataly Kenly as part of the on-stage activities.
"Bree is a really good kisser," director Will Ryder remarked.
"I mean I’ve never kissed her but I’ve directed her in a number of kissing scenes on mouths and other parts of the body and she’s just really good at it. If she signs on for the Bionic sequel I’m going to have a ton of kissing in the movie and possibly something she’s never done in a porn movie before," Ryder teased.
For now fans can enjoy porn’s biggest superstar with special vaginal bionic powers in Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX. View the PG trailer here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd-LVufh-Rg&feature=player_embedded
Adult DVD Empire critic Wright Williams wrote in his review, "Every scene in this film is excellently filmed in beautiful HD and every bit of sex is phenomenal — which should be a no brainer considering the wonderful casting job they did with this picture."
"I’d have to admit that this has been my favorite sitcum parody of the year," writes Don Houston of XCritic. "If you adore Bree Olson as much as most, it becomes a must have."
In "Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX," horrible accidents leave Jaime Sommers and Steve Austin clinging to life. It is only the assistance of the government’s top-secret bionic program, which saves them. Equipped with the latest in cybernetic technology, Jaime and Steve become the Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man. Their powers include super strength, sexual heroics and bionic genitals. Both will be needed to fight and bang their way through their latest mission as Bree Olson is perfectly cast as the Bionic Woman and Dale Dabone plays Col. Steve Austin in this entertaining porn movie.
The movie stars Bree Olson, Aubrey Adams, Danica Dillon, Victoria White, Kim Kennedy, Dale Dabone, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Chad Diamond, Rocco Reed, and Mike Horner as Oscar and has extensive behind the scenes footage.
Bree Olson also stars in X-Play and Digital Sin’s Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX with a hilarious theme song www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hkb2u0wNHk that should not be missed. The movie also stars Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson, Melanie Rios, Tanner Mayes, Gigi Rivera, Jenna Presley, Shyla Jennings and the late great Chloe Jones.
Coming to stores this week from X-Play/Digital Sin is Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol. Watch the PG trailer or the Naked trailer on the sitcums.com website. www.sitcums.com/VOD/our-movies/item/134.html
That is quite a trio of movies from X-Play and Digital Sin. Ask your favorite store to re-order today.
For distributor sales of Not Bionic Woman XXX, Not Jennifer Lopez XXX and Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX Belle C. Sales – New Sensations / Digital Sin Sales@NewSensations.com or firstname.lastname@example.org 800.748.6767
X-Play is the award-winning adult movie production studio credited with igniting the current porn parody craze, which has revitalized movie sales nationwide. Director Will Ryder, the 2010 AVN, XRCO, CAVR, XCritic and NightMoves director of the year and XBIZ People’s Choice Porn Director of the Year, along with production partner Scott David, created dozens of top-selling titles including parodies of the "Brady Bunch", "Married with Children", "Bewitched", "The Cosbys", "M*A*S*H", "Airplane", "Britney Spears", "Charlie’s Angels", Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man", and upcoming movies including "Rocky", "Jennifer Lopez" and the mega-production, XXX parody of "The Wizard of Oz". Since each of X-Play’s movies begins with the word "Not," they were awarded a United States Trademark barring any other company from using the word not to describe their porn movie parody. For more information, visit www.sitcums.com