Quick Index
 Adult Industry News
Search AINews Database
Type Keyword or Phrase Here
2018 Gentlemen’s Club EXPO and Adult Nightclub & Exotic Dancer Awards Show Pornography feminists unshackle their desires and celebrate their sexuality in the patriarchal world
   
 

Front Page
Film News
Media News
Business News
Clubs & Appearances
Law & Politics
Internet & Mobile News
Lifestyles Arts Health Charity
Letters to the Editor
Columns
Movie Spotlight Reviews
Interviews
Pornstar Pages
AINews Staff
Ad Rates
PR 101: Press Release Service

Porn for GEEKS! Meet me & my friends!

Join Tera Patrick

March 31, 2011 10:08pm
Charlie Sheen Sells Porno
Source: All Media Play
by: Company Press Release

Charlie Sheen to Sell X-Play’s House of Whores XXX DVD During Live "Violent Torpedo of Truth" Concert Appearances - Pictured are Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen and Will Ryder.

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- Charlie Sheen has announced that his "Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour" will be selling X-Play’s not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX DVD along with custom t-shirts and other Sheen memorabilia as he tours the country performing his live theater concert shows starting this Saturday in Detroit.

"I thought it would be a good item to offer at the shows because people want to see the girls I’ve fucked," Sheen said as he prepared an Albacore tuna salad in his Mulholland mansion with his goddess adult superstar Bree Olson looking on in amazement.

"We can only sell fifteen items in each venue and the truth is people would rather buy a porn DVD featuring my goddesses and other sluts I’ve rammed rather than buying a Charlie Sheen winning keychain or something stupid like that — plus the markup is so much higher on the DVD."

"Charlie is really a fascinating guy and I’ll be with him on tour keeping him happy," Bree who now prefers to be called Rachel offered.

"I mean look at him he’s good looking, in shape, has a fabulous sense of humor and loves porn like I do. I just love him," gushed Bree who also starred in X-Play’s recently released hit movie not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX porn parody.

"Plus most people don’t know but he’s an excellent cook and a really good square dancer and I should know because I’m from Indiana."

Adult movie director Will Ryder was shocked when he received the phone call from Sheen inquiring about selling his movie on the sold-out concert tour.

"I was quite honored when he called and at first thought it was a prank but he actually called me a few times before that but I didn’t recognize the number so I let it go to voicemail so that was the first time I actually spoke to him," Ryder said.

"I’ve now saved his number in my phone so when he calls again I’ll pick up but he was really cool and we talked about a bunch of different things including the difference between shooting a sitcom versus a sitcum. He agreed that there really wasn’t much of a difference other than the amount of money the cast and crew got paid after he checked out sitcums.com and saw our spoofs of the Brady Bunch and Married with Children. Bree told him I was a piano player so he then asked me to put a live band together for him to appear on stage during his shows," reflected Ryder who is a professional musician in his spare time.

"He kind of wanted that Paul Shaffer type of thing but I told him it’s really costly to bring a live band on tour plus he would have to pay each musician and the roadies a per diem and that would really add up. But the truth is as much as I’d like to go on the road with him I really don’t have time because I have to get my next porn movies out. Charlie understood and asked me to send him a copy of not Jennifer Lopez XXX an American Idol and not Rocky XXX when they come out."

Ryder was then invited over to casa Sheen to work out the business arrangement for DVD sales but was unsuccessful in getting Sheen to carry not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX movie.

"He actually loved the bionic movie as we watched part of it in his home theater and he told me that there were nights that he could swear Bree had a real bionic pussy but he made the decision that he didn’t want the lobby of his shows to look like a porn shop so he was just going with the one DVD and I can certainly respect that," Ryder confessed.

"In his movie theater I think I sat in the same chair that Kacey Jordan got naked in during her wild night but I was afraid to ask because Bree was sitting right next to me and when he popped in not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX she asked him to skip over Kacey’s scene." Ryder stated. "I’m not sure what was going on there."

Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX www.sitcums.com stars Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson, Melanie Rios, Tanner Mayes, Gigi Rivera, Jenna Presley, Bree Olson and the late great Chloe Jones. Shyla Jennings also appears in the top-selling DVD although nobody is suggesting he had sex with her.

"Damn that Shyla broad is cute I would have loved to put two and a half men in her," Sheen joked.

"I told you he was funny," chirped Bree Olson.

When asked why he named the movie Charlie Sheem instead of Charlie Sheen Ryder told him that he did it because he didn’t want to get sued.

"Bro you are way cool I would never sue you," Sheen quickly responded.

The two then slapped fives and man hugged before the three posed for a photo.

Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX and not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX are available at fine stores everywhere. Find out what all the fuss is about and see what Charlie’s been bangin’.

Wholesale DVD orders contact New Sensations / Digital Sin/ Belle- Sales@NewSensations.com or nsdssales@newsensations.com 800.748.6767

2018 Gentlemen’s Club EXPO and Adult Nightclub & Exotic Dancer Awards Show

Related Stories

Related Sites - WARNING! Graphic Content

RavenBay01.3gp

2018 Gentlemen’s Club EXPO and Adult Nightclub & Exotic Dancer Awards Show

Top Stories

MWA: 08/19/18

Stokely Cherry OTM

August Taylor MILF PoY Nom

Phoenix Divina Hooking

ED Expo Opening Party

Vickie Jay on VNALive

HardArt 3 Pic Deal

Iron Girls 6

Carmen Valentina NightMoves Nom

Dillion Harper at Expose

Texas, Monroe, Valentien to SEXPO

The Puppeteer

Urban X Voting Open

Brooklyn Chase in Madison

HardArt's Hypersexuals a Success!

TES Affiliate Conference

Jessica Johnson Hooking

MWA: 07/27/18

Vote Olive Glass, NightMoves

Attn: Club Owners, Managers, Staff, Entertainers

2018 Inked Awards

Hard Art's Hypersexual

MWA: 07/25/18

Johnson Hosts Urban X

Dee Wallace at Horrorfest

MWA: 07/19/18 - XRCO

AirBnB Discriminates Against Sara Jay

Hard Art Shoots First

MWA: 07/21/18

Holly Hendrix at Exxxotica

Karen Fisher at Exxxotica

Carmen Valentina at Exxxotica

DomCon Registration Opens

Luna Star at Exxxotica

Elvira Receives Price Award

BSF Media Welcomes Sabrina Deep

MWA: 07/18/18

Jenevieve Hexxx Site Launch

Sex Expo NY 2018

MWA: 07/16/18

MWA: 07/15/18

Bush 7

Hard Art Signs Director

Pulse Inks Hard Art

MWA: 06/28/18

New Studio: Hard Art

XRCO Changes Venue

The Roast of April O'Neil

McCullough, Rai on Inside

Morgan, Foxxx CoHo XRCO

Big Ass Rubdown ~ Reviewer Rated

MWA: 05/03/18

MWA: 04/29/18

MWA: 04/28/18

Natasha Nice Free Agent

Holly Hendrix Self Booking

CDC: Undetectable HIV

2018 XRCO Nominees

YummyGirl

Natasha Nice Gangbang

Amateur Introductions 26

Sex Expo NY 2018

2018 XRCO Awards Announced

Anal Violation of Bonnie Grey ~ Reviewer Rated

Eros, a Short Film

Lee Signs Victoria June

Maxine X Voted #1

Czernich Releases Heavy Rubber 37

Legal Panel: Weinstein, #MeToo

Consent Checklist

Nice Girls Swallow 10

Paradise Wins Best Condom

Paradise, Astroglide StorErotica Nom

Paradise Marketing New Website

Dennis Paradise Inducted

More
Stories From

Film News

HardArt's Hypersexuals a Success!

Hard Art's Hypersexual

Iron Girls 6

The Puppeteer

Bush 7

Morgan, Foxxx CoHo XRCO

Avengers XXX2: An Axel Braun Parody

2018 XRCO Nominees

2018 XRCO Awards Announced

Eros, a Short Film

Amateur Introductions 26

Nice Girls Swallow 10

Lisa Ann is Back

Severe's Corrupted Screens at CineKink

Gamer Girls on DVD

Black Loads Matter

Baumgartners Wins Best Polyamory

Ryder Wins Best Screenplay

Burlesque Documentary

Bad Babes Inc

Bush is Back

Phillips, Valentina Deliver BJs

Royal Empire Productions

Vivid's Sex Tape Wish List

I Love 80s Porn Contest

Bunny De La Cruz AVN Nom

2017 XRCO Date, Location

Not Traci Lords XXX

Diesel Hits Anna Bell Peaks

Young Girl Auditions

Meanbitch's 'Femdom Jessa'

Airerose 4 NightMoves Noms

Lust Loves Big Boobs

KM's Morning Joe

Karen Fisher 2 New DVDs

Amateur Introductions 23

HoloFilm Release Poké a Ho

Film News Section Index

Ella Nova Covers Hairy Teens

August Ames Covers Beautiful Tits 3

Nadia Ali: No to Trump Scene

Sheri's Ranch Sex Tape

Cum Swallowing Auditions

Raven Bay Hammered

Briana Banks Returns

Gina Valentina's 1st IR

Deadly Famous

Amateur Allure 4 AVN Noms

Public Sex Adventures 2

Women Seeking Women Visited

Charles Manson to be Released!

Romantic Moments Revealed

Adult Film Festival

A French Documentary Like No Other

Night at the Erotic Museum

Lex's Tattooed Vixens 2

Lesbian Training Day 4

Ashley Sinclair Sex Tape

Poll: Caitlyn Jenner Do Porn

Raven Bay's Big Tits

5X Raven Bay

     
Copyright © 1998 - 2018 Adult Industry News (AINews.com)
All materials constituting text, articles, press releases, stories, columns, photographs, graphics, and code on the AINews.com domain are protected by copyright, and either owned by Adult Industry News (AINews.com), or reproduced with permission from other copyright owners. It may be downloaded and printed for personal reference, but not otherwise copied, altered in any way, or transmitted to others, without the written permission of Adult Industry News (AINews.com).