April 04, 2011 01:00am
Charlie Sheen Parody Streets
Source: PR 101
by: Company Press Release
"Charlie's Porno Adventure" from Powersville will street April 18. The film, according to the actresses involved, is as accurate as humanly possible.
One could say art mimics reality — and they'd be right. "Charlie's Porno Adventure" is a calamity that was shot using the news as a script, page by page, right as it happened. Brought to you by Powersville Inc., this whole "winning" debacle went down on film hour by hour the very day Charlie Sheen got fired.
This is not a comp!
This movie is not a compilation of scenes gathered together from assorted scenes shot of the alleged courtesans that were with Charlie Sheen. This fiasco is an accurate portrayal of what happened, put together from the sorted accounts of the actual girls who partied with Charlie Sheen.
Most of the cast actually had to go to rehab after shooting this catastrophe. It's left them all shell-shocked, dazed, and wanting to bring their story to TMZ.
A recovering Jim Powers explains about the shoot, "I was with a bunch of method actors and actresses who were trying hard to get into the whole Charlie scene. Evan Stone really felt he had to do as much drugs as Charlie Sheen did to stay in character because he wanted to keep it very realistic."
Powers asserts, "We shot this on the day that the network actually fired Charlie Sheen. The day he was actually fired was being incorporated right into the movie… The day we were shooting, all this shit was on the news, and we're up there, and everyone was fucked up and drinking and… everything was out of control and…" Powers said and trailed off to a vacuous stare out the window of his room at the infirmary.
As told by director Jim Powers, this is a portrayal of Charlie Sheen out of his mind! The movie opens with a girl calling the police while being locked in a bathroom because she's stolen Charlie's watch. They recreate the entire scenario. When the cops show up, Stone, portraying Sheen, is naked running aimlessly around the house babbling. Throughout the entire disaster he's grinding up and snorting penis pills while prattling he "wants to fuck every porno girl there is" when all he's really doing is watching movies of Kacey Jordan. This undoubtedly is Stone's most powerful roll since playing Captain Edward Reynolds in "Pirates."
During the entire time filming "Charlie's Porno Adventure," in the background on a wide screen TV plays "Teenage Babysitters" — a movie starring Kacey Jordan. "Teenage Babysitters," we believe, is what Charlie Sheen was really watching, and why he loved Kacey Jordan so much. Watching that movie was allegedly the motivation behind having to get for himself that tiny pornstar's incredibly fat, meaty, pussy. Charlie was fixated and in a haze over the strumpet's sweet, silky, ridiculously big vagina.
The DVD also includes a bonus POV segment where you get to have Elizabeth Ann, Charlie Sheen's real life live-in concubine, and she can suck YOUR dick — and you won't even have to worry about having your kids taken away! It's the fan's true Charlie experience without the annoying repercussions.
You have got to see "Charlie's Porno Adventure" released by Powersville, Inc., directed by Jim Powers, starring Holly Stevens, Kacey Jordan, Victoria White, Vicki Chase, Jamey James, and Evan Stone as Charlie. Also with Chad Diamond, XXX Jay, Yuri and Jay Rock as the stunt cock. Street date 4/18/11.
You can buy it at the JerkoffZone.com or you can watch it streamed live from CharliesPornoAdventure.com. Watch the YouTube trailer, then come watch the fuckin' movie! "Duh, WINNING!" [Website and trailer links in the box to the right]