March 13, 2011 09:34pm
Myles' Weekend Adventures
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will include singing, drinking, beautiful women, a long drive, and having a good time in general. Please read on, and all should become quite clear.
Pornstar Karaoke Club
Friday evening, February 22ND, I drove up to Sardo's Grill and Lounge, in Burbank, and hung out at Pornstar Karaoke Club from about 10PM until closing time.
Some of the industry people in attendance that were already known to me were Nicki Hunter who was hosting, of course, Tod Hunter, Tee Reel, Konnie, Dale DaBone, Tessa Lane, and the legend, Ron Jeremy.
Some people I met for the first time were, Erin Ashley (I actually didn't get an opportunity to introduce myself to Erin, but she was there), Violet Monroe, Mandy Sweet and Tera Knightley.
Speaking of Tera, what a sweetheart she turned out to be! She is super friendly, beautiful, sexy, and she has a body that could cause a cadaver to achieve an orgasm. And if that isn't enough, she has a wonderful, fun, fun-loving personality.
Tera pretty much made my evening for me. That was because of the fact that she gave me an ultimate girlfriend experience every one of the five or six times we spoke during the evening! I've gotten less attention from people who claim to love me!
I would like nothing better than to run into Tera frequently, and I would love to have her as a close friend!
Thursday, March 10Th, I drove to Phoenix, Arizona, stopped to pig out at Pancho's Mexican Buffet, then continued on to the Hi-Liter Gentlemen's Club to spend some time with Tawnie Monroe. Of course I stayed for all three of her shows. As I told Tawnie when, after her first show, she asked me if I was going to stick around for her next show, I didn't drive three hundred fifty-eight miles just to observe one show and then turn around and head back home!
For her first show, Tawnie wore a pair of white rimmed sunglasses and a diamond-like choker with a diamond-shaped piece that hung from the middle in the front. The diamond-shaped piece was also encrusted with similar diamond-like stones. Next Tawnie wore what appeared to be a floor-length dress. This item was actually a long skirt that was open in the front from the area of Tawnie's crotch down to the tops of her feet. She also wore a bustier with the skirt. Both the bustier and the skirt were completely covered with bright red sequins. The bustier had white lacing in the back. Under her bustier, Tawnie wore nothing, and beneath her skirt, she wore a pair of red thong panties that were also covered with bright red sequins. On her right thigh, Tawnie wore a one inch wide garter that was additionally covered with bright red sequins. To finish out her costume, Tawnie wore a pair of red, spike-heeled, platform-soled shoes.
Tawnie finished her first show with a lotion bit.
The music for this show was, "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend," by Connie Fisher, "Paparazzi," by Lady GA, "Nasty Naughty Boy," by Christina Aguilera, and, "Careless Whisper," by Seether.
At the start of her second show, Tawnie wore a pair of black plastic rimmed glasses, a blue cap, and a blue and gold necktie. She also wore a white, three quarter-length sleeved, midriff top and a long, red plaid, skirt. Beneath her top, Tawnie wore a white bra which appeared to be decorated with lots of white sequins. Tawnie wore a pair of white ruffled panties under her skirt. She also wore a garter that was covered with white sequins on her right thigh. Beneath the white ruffled panties, Tawnie wore a somewhat flesh-colored G-string. She additionally wore a pair of white ankle socks and a pair of high-heeled, platform-soled, black shoes.
Once Tawnie was so close to being nude as this club allows, she went around the edge of the stage allowing the tip rail customers to remove lollipops from her body with their mouths. She then ended the show with a ride for five session.
This show was performed to, "Something in Your Mouth," by Nickelback, "I Get Off," by Halestorm, "Forever Young," by Cash Cash, and, "Falling in Love (is Hard On the Knees)" by Aerosmith.
For her third show, Tawnie pranced out onto the stage carrying a black nightstick and wearing a blue police-style cap with a gold badge in the front. She also wore a blue, short-sleeved, mini-dress. There were two narrow gold stripes at the bottom edge of each sleeve and a gold badge on each shoulder. Around Tawnie's waist was a black belt from which hung a pair of handcuffs. Beneath her mini-dress, Tawnie wore a blue bra and a pair of blue thong panties. Under the blue panties, Tawnie wore a smaller black thong. She also wore a pair of mid-thigh-length sheer black hose on her legs, and her footwear was a pair of well above knee-length black boots with spike heels and platform soles. With the exception of the handcuffs and the nightstick, all of these costume items were covered with blue and/or black sequins. One other exception is the fact that everything that was gold-colored was made with gold-colored sequins.
Tawnie ended this show by bathing in a large, clear-plastic, bowl and then playing a game of cooter ball for 8X10 photos of herself.
Tawnie performed this show to, "Shoot it Out," (I was told that this number was by Buckcherry, however, I can't find anything on the Internet to confirm it), "Porn Star Dancing," by Ludacris, "Bad Bad Thing," by Chris Isaak, I think, and, "Big Big Bang." (I'm not sure about the artist on this last song.)
Tawnie is a beautiful woman who stands five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and her measurements are a quite sexy 34F-26-34. And she has long black hair and pretty blue eyes.
In addition to being beautiful, Tawnie Monroe is smart, extremely friendly, well-spoken, and a lot of fun to be around. I personally enjoyed every single minute I was able to spend with her!
As for her performing, Tawnie is one of the best feature dancers currently in the business. She also loves meeting and chatting with her fans as much as she does dancing for them. Therefore, I highly recommend that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Tawnie perform and to meet her in person. After all, if I was willing to drive three hundred fifty-eight miles one way to spend an evening with her, there is absolutely no excuse for not going to see her if she is dancing locally!
Pay Tawnie a visit at: TawnieMonroe.com
During this visit, Mystique came over and introduced herself to me. What a sweet, fun, woman she is!
I'm certain I saw Mystique working in this club the last time I made the trip, but we didn't meet until this trip.
This super sexy lady gave me such an absolutely great and every enjoyable girlfriend experience, she had me wrapped around her little finger from, "Hello! I'm Mystique!"
It may be a very good thing that the Hi-Liter Gentlemen's Club and Mystique aren't located just around the corner from my house. If they were, I'm afraid that I might not have a house and would be living in my car within a short period of time.
Not only is Mystique a beautiful woman, she is extremely friendly, very sexy, and a world of fun to have around.
Mystique has hazel eyes and long, curly, black hair that hangs down to the tops of her buns. She is five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred-forty pounds, and her measurements are 36DD-26-37.
Yes, Mystique is somewhat of a big girl, but in a good way. She is very shapely and firm. Trust me, I know this to be true from first-hand experience!
If any of the readers were to find themselves in the neighborhood of the Hi-Liter Gentlemen's Club, by all means, stop in, look for Mystique, introduce yourselves, and buy a few dances with her. It will only cost ten dollars a dance on the floor, or twenty-five dollars a dance in the VIP room.
Jenna Presley and Misty Stone
Saturday afternoon, March 12Th, I went to the Bizzy B, in Hollywood, to say hello to Jenna Presley and Misty Stone and to hang around and chat with them for a short while. I also saw and spoke with James Bartholet while I was there.
Both Jenna and Misty are very friendly women, and they both love to meet their fans. They are also both a lot of fun to speak with.
The sexy Jenna has black hair and green eyes. She is five feet one inch tall, weighs an even one hundred pounds, and her measurements are 32DD-24-30.
Misty is a pretty, light-skinned, African-American lady who currently has curly black hair. (Misty seems to have a tendency to play around with her hair color from time to time based on some of the photos I have seen of her.) When I asked Misty about the color of her eyes, she playfully told me that they were a "light honey brown." That works just fine for me. Misty is five feet four inches tall, weighs in at one hundred nineteen pounds, and she measures 32A-24-35.
Jenna Presley will be feature dancing at the Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, Wednesday, March 16Th, through Saturday, March 19Th. Also, she will be signing in the adult boutique next door to the club Friday and Saturday, March 18Th and 19Th, from 6 to 8PM.
As for Misty, she told me that she hopes to be able to start feature dancing in the very near future.
It would appear that Jenna's official website hasn't been launched as of yet, but I'm certain an Internet search will turn up plenty of photos of her.
Misty Stone can be checked out at: MistyStone.info
That will just about do it once again. We should all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss hot, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,