December 09, 2010 05:13pm
Myles' Weekend Adventures
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
MWA: Michelle Maylene, Dyanna Lauren, Inari Vachs, Hush Gentlemen's Club
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will cover three beautiful women that I call my friends and a new club that is only a few months old. Please read on, and I'll try to make everything clear.
Thursday night, December 2, I drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Michelle Maylene and to observe her one show of the evening.
For her show of this particular evening, Michelle wore an all black costume. Her top, for lack of a better word, consisted of a leather choker with two leather straps that radiated down the outer sides of her breasts. The straps were each attached to the choker with silver-colored metal rings. A slightly larger yet similar ring in the middle front of the choker attached a series of semi-looped silver chains over Michelle's breasts. Another silver chain went around her back to hold everything in place. Next she wore a small leather bikini bra and a very short leather mini-skirt. Beneath the mini-skirt, Michelle wore a really small pair of leather shorts, and under the shorts, she wore a G-string-like thong. Michelle's footwear was a pair of knee-high boots with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.
Now the pieces of Michelle's costume that I have described as being made of leather may possibly have been made of latex-vinyl; however, it looked like leather to me.
I was going to ask Michelle about the composition of the various costume pieces, but I succeeded in forgetting to do so until it was too late.
Michelle performed her show to, "Tainted Love," by Marilyn Manson, "Control," by Puddle of Mudd, "Change," and, "Passenger," both by the Deftones.
When it comes to interaction with the tip rail costumers, Michelle generally plays well with others.
Michelle is a beautiful lady with long black hair and sexy brown eyes. She stands five feet two inches tall, weighs in at ninety-six pounds, and she measures an all natural 32A or B (depending on whatever) -23-32.
I have read that Michelle is supposed to be a mixture of French, Filipino and Hawaiian ancestry. If so, it is a genetic formula that resulted in the creation of one very sexy-looking woman!
A well-spoken lady, Michelle is quite intelligent and just so friendly as can be! She also has a very good sense of humor, and as if all of that weren't enough, she always enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
It is my opinion that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Michelle perform and to meet her in person. I don't believe they would be disappointed by the experience.
If Michelle has an official website at this time, I am still not able to find it. Although, an Internet search will pull up plenty of photos, video clips and lots of information about her.
I really must remember to ask Michelle about whether or not she does have an official site the next time I see her.
Friday, December 3, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Dyanna Lauren and to observe her first show of the evening.
For the one show that I saw, Dyanna wore an all black costume. She wore an almost floor-length leather coat that was similar to a midriff top in the way that it fasten in the front and was open from about the bottom of her ribcage down. Under the coat, Dyanna wore a leather bra and panties set. Beneath the panties, she wore a smaller pair of thong-like panties. Dyanna's footwear was a pair of just above knee-length leather, pointed toed, boots with stiletto heels.
Dyanna ended the show by removing her boots, leaving her so nude as the day she was born, and then performing the most artistically pleasing hot candle wax bit I believe I've ever seen.
I've seen many hot candle wax shows, but Dyanna always makes it look like a choreographed work of art. If there were such a thing as a ballet that included a hot candle wax scene, Dyanna would be perfect for the part!
Dyanna performed this show to, "Crazy Bitch," "Porno Star," and, "Don't Go Away," all by Buckcherry, and, "Cry Little Sister," by Carfax Abbey.
As a general rule, Dyanna performs good interaction with randomly selected denizens of the tip rail during her shows.
Dyanna has long, thick, blonde hair and blue-green eyes. (Dyanna recently told me that her eyes tend to range from blue to green depending on her mood at the moment rather than whatever she might be wearing at the time.) Dyanna stands five feet six inches tall, weighs in at one hundred eighteen pounds, and her measurements are 34DD-23-34.
Not only is Dyanna a beautiful woman, but she is a really friendly lady! She has a good sense of humor, and she can hold an intelligent conversation with just about anybody that comes along. Another plus is the fact that she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Dyanna is an entertaining feature dancer and one of the best in the business. So, I don't see any reason for anybody to ever fore go an opportunity to get out of the house and go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person.
Dyanna can be visited at: DyannaLauren.com
Derek Hay was there for Dyanna's first show. With him were Candy Manson, (Yes, Candy has returned to the industry, thank goodness) and Sarah Vandella (the former Zero Tolerance contract star under the name of Sara Sloane). Also there with Derek was a seemingly very unfriendly Franceska James. (I'm fairly certain that is what Derek told me her name was. And, Franceska James' photos on the LA Direct website looks like the girl I saw at the club.)
It is possible that the young woman didn't realize who I was and what I do and simply thought that I was just some dirty old man who had the unmitigated audacity to hang out in clubs and watch beautiful young woman take their clothes off. Okay, so she hit the old nail square on the head with that idea. However, it would be advisable for her to find out who it is that is speaking to her, before she decides to turn a cold shoulder.
Yes, I was wearing my press badge in plain sight. However, I wish I had a twenty dollar bill for every person that has failed to notice my press badge. I suppose everybody would notice it immediately if I were to nail it to the middle of my forehead, but I'll be damned if I'm going to do so!
The one girl's rudeness was more than made up for by the short but rather pleasant conversations I had with Candy and Sarah.
Adult industry talent agent September Dawn was also there, and what a pleasure it was to see and speak with her.
After observing Dyanna's first show, I left the club and rushed up to the new Hush Gentlemen's Club, in Van Nuys, to spend a little time with my dear friend Inari Vachs and to observe her final show of the evening.
Yes, Inari has returned to the industry, thank goodness! She is again shooting adult films and feature dancing.
To start the one show I was able to observe during this evening, Inari wore a silver chain on her left wrist and two black leather bands with silver-colored studs on her right wrist. She also wore a short, black, mini-dress. The dress was decorated with a row of silver-colored studs over the tops of Inari's breasts and two vertical rows of similar studs down the middle of the front. Beneath the dress, Inari wore a black, lacy, bra and panties set. Under her panties, Inari wore a black G-string-like thong. On her feet, she wore a pair of black shoes with ankle straps, stiletto heels, and platform soles of moderate height.
This show was performed to, "Hot Tottie," by Usher, "Bottoms Up," by Trey Songz featuring Nicki Minaj, "Hypnotized," possibly by Akon, but I'm not certain, and, "I'm Goin' in." by Lil Wayne.
As usual, the moment Inari noticed me sitting at the tip rail, she came over to me, knelt down, and gave me a big hug, then went back to performing.
Another Helping of Inari Vachs
Saturday night, December 4Th, I returned to Hush to spend some more time with Inari Vachs and to observe both of her last two shows of the booking.
For her first show of the evening, Inari wore a pink corset with evenly spaced, vertical, white lines. (If I remember correctly, the corset also had wide white lacing up the back.) Next, Inari wore a ruffled black crinoline-like mini-skirt. Under the corset, she wore a black bra, and beneath the mini-skirt, she wore a black thong. On her legs, Inari wore a pair of mid-thigh-length, black, fishnet hose, and her footwear appeared to be the same pair of shoes that she wore during the show I saw the night before.
During this show, Inari performed to, "Nasty Naughty Boy," "Ain't No Other Man," and, "Till Ya Head Back," all by Christina Aguilera. She finished the show to, "Keep you Much Longer," by Akon.
For her final show of this booking, Inari performed her policewoman show. Her all black costume started with a long-sleeved bolero-style jacket. It was the length of a midriff jacket in the back but had no material in the front. The jacket had a metropolitan police patch on the left shoulder. Inari next wore a tight mini-skirt that had an eagle and the word police, in white, on the front of her right hip. She also wore a bra that had a narrow, rectangular, white patch with black lettering that spelled out naughty officer over the top of the left breast cup. Beneath her skirt, Inari wore a thong. On her legs, she wore what appeared to be the same fishnet hose, and on her feet, she wore what I believe were the same shoes that she wore in the other two shows that I saw. (and why not? The shoes worked very well with all three costumes!)
Inari performed this show to, "Mrs. Officer," by Lil Wayne, "Ridin' Dirty," by Chamillionaire, "How Do you Want it," by Tupac Shakur, and, "California Love," by Tupac Shakur featuring Dr. Dre.
Inari ended all of the shows that I was able to see with a game of cooter ball for 8X10s and DVDs.
Inari is a good performer, and she interacts with the tip rail patrons quite well.
The lovely Inari is five feet four and three quarter inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and her measurements are 32B-24-35 and 1/2. I should add the fact that Inari's body is all natural.
Not only is Inari a very lovely looking woman, but she is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, is well spoken, and she is extremely friendly! She also just happens to love meeting and chatting with her fans!
I don't want to ever heard of any of the readers passing up an opportunity to go to a club to see Inari perform and to meet her in person! I'm certain that they will enjoy being in Inari's presence.
Pay a visit to Inari at: XXXInari.com
Hush Gentlemen's Club
The long defunct Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club has now reopened under new management, new ownership, and the new name Hush Gentlemen's Club.
The club looks about the same with the exception of a few minor changes.
Hush has a crew of nice-looking, friendly, house dancers and friendly, helpful, staff and management.
The club has a ten dollar cover charge and a six dollar one drink minimum. If a person has a free admission coupon, the one drink minimum will cost seven dollars.
Bikini dances go for ten dollars, topless dances for twenty dollars, and full nude dances for forty dollars.
A customer can buy a ten dollar wristband at the door. The wristband will allow them to purchase two for one dances for the duration of the night.
Another plus at this club is the fact that the parking is free.
If anybody has to park on the street, they need to remember to go out and move their car into the club's parking area later. This is due to the fact that the city doesn't allow parking on Stagg Street between 2AM and 6AM (The DJ will announce about the need to move cars around 2AM.)
The club is located at: 15832 Stagg Street Van Nuys, CA 91406 (818) 781-8121
Hush Gentlemen's Club's website can be found at: www.HushGC.com
Hush has a sister club called Blush. Blush is a bikini bar located at: 7900 Woodley Avenue Van Nuys, CA 91406 Phone: (818) 782-6800
I was told that the city requires Blush to close at 11:30PM for the first two years of operation. Apparently this is a probation-like period, which I personally consider to be absolutely ridiculous! This, "probation period," is apparently being imposed upon the club because of it being a bikini club, while any other type of bar full of drunks, gang-bangers, and who knows what else, can stay open until 2AM under California law.
That will just about do it for now. Let's all meet back here the next time and discuss some more gorgeous, sexy, women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,