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October 07, 2010 11:17am
Myles' Weekend Adventures
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will take us to Vista, City of Industry and Oxnard, California. It will also include several hot, sexy, women, of course.

Since I didn't feel that the signing I attended would generate enough writing to make a good enough sized column by itself, I opted to open this article with it.

Enough said, let us now begin our discussion of beautiful women!

Courtney Cummz and Sara Sloane

Thursday, September 23rd, I drove down to the Deja Vu Love Boutique, in Vista, California, to hang out with Courtney Cummz and Sara Sloane during their three hour signing. (This was my first time to meet Sara, and what a sweetheart she turned out to be!)

The ever beautiful and sexy Courtney is quite intelligent, well spoken, and she is a very friendly woman. She additionally has an excellent sense of humor. And if all of that weren't enough, she loves to meet and chat with her fans.

Courtney is five feet six and one half inches tall, weighs a lovely one hundred twenty-seven pounds, and her measurements are 34D-26-36. She also has a pair of very sexy hazel eyes, and as a general rule, her hair is brown with a good helping of blonde streaks and highlights.

There is no justifiable reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Courtney perform and to meet her in person. Even if she is only in town to do a signing, people should still get out of the house and go meet her. If they were to do so, they would soon learn just how much fun it is to be around Courtney.

Check Courtney out at: CourtneyCummz.com

Sara is quite beautiful and has blonde hair and brown eyes. She is five feet four inches tall and weighs in at one hundred twenty pounds. Her measurements are a delicious looking 34D-24-35.

Sara started out as a house dancer and an escort in New York. She then moved to Las Vegas and worked for a time in some of the legal brothels namely Sheri's Ranch and the Wild Horse Ranch. Then, luckily for the world, she moved to Los Angeles and entered into the adult film industry.

Sara is originally from Long Island, New York.

When I jokingly said that I wouldn't hold it against her for being a Yankee, especially since she has never shot an illicit lover's wife in the face, she laughed and said, ''No, I'm not Amy Fisher.''

Sara has recently signed with the Lee Network and hopes to begin feature dancing soon.

While there does not appear to be an official website for Sara, she can be found at MySpace.com/sarahvandella and on Twitter.com/xxxSaraSloane if anybody would like to follow her.

Dyanna Lauren

Friday evening, October 1st, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Dyanna Lauren and to observe both of her shows.

To start her first show of the evening, Dyanna wore an all black costume. She wore a pair of well above elbow-length, fingerless, gloves and a bra-like top. Next she wore a leather corset. Around her waist was tied a band of long pieces of scarf-like material that hung vertically and looked somewhat like a skirt of sorts. Dyanna additionally wore a bra and a small pair of bikini panties. Beneath the panties was a thong that was almost a G-string it was so small. For footwear, Dyanna wore a pair of above knee-length stiletto-heeled boots with pointed toes.

Dyanna performed this show to, ''Crazy Bitch,'' ''Pornstar,'' ''Too Drunk to Fuck,'' ''Don't Go Away,'' and, ''Sorry,'' all by Buckcherry.

For her second show, Dyanna wore a black midriff style top. The top was tied in the back with two scarf-like pieces of red material that were so long, they hung down to the backs of Dyanna's knees. She also had a long red string tied around her waist that had shorter red strings hanging from it like fringe. Next she wore a black leather mini-skirt so small it was almost like a very wide belt. Under her top, Dyanna wore a red fishnet halter top. Beneath her mini-skirt, she wore a pair of black panties that came very close to being a thong. Dyanna' footwear appeared to be the same boots that she wore during her first show.

There came a point in this show when Dyanna sat down and removed her boots making her so nude as the day she was born. She then ended the show with a hot candle wax bit.

I have seen many hot candle wax shows over the years, but I don't believe I've ever seen it done so artistically as the way Dyanna did it on this night!

This show was performed to, ''Highway to Hell,'' by AC/DC, ''Welcome to My Nightmare,'' by Alice Cooper, ''God of Thunder,'' by Kiss, ''Devil's Food,'' by Alice Cooper, and, ''Cry Little Sister,'' by Gerard McMann from the soundtrack of, ''the Lost Boys.''

During her shows, Dyanna performed very good interaction with randomly selected tip rail patrons.

I finally remembered to ask Dyanna about her physical statistics. She obviously has long blonde hair and blue-green eyes. (Dyanna told me that, rather than whatever she may be wearing, her eyes tend to range from blue to green depending on her mood at the moment. However, her eyes have always appeared blue-green to me.) Dyanna is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred eighteen pounds, and she measures 34DD-23-34.

I have always found Dyanna to not only be a beautiful woman, but a very friendly lady with a good sense of humor and the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation with just about anybody. It also seems obvious to me that Dyanna enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Dyanna Lauren is an interesting and quite entertaining feature dancer. Therefore, I can see no good reason why anybody should ever fail to take full advantage of any opportunity they may get to go to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person.

Dyanna can be found at: DyannaLauren.com

Yurizan Beltran

Saturday evening, October 2ND, I drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend a little time with Yurizan Beltran and to observe both of her shows.

At the start of her first show, Yurizan walked onto the stage with her big, beautiful, all natural breasts encased in a black lace bra. She also wore a very small, ruffled, blue mini-skirt that had a lacy black under-layer. Beneath the mini-skirt, Yurizan wore a black lace thong, and on her feet, she wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes.

Yurizan's music for this show was, ''Lolli Lolli (Pop that Body),'' by Three 6 Mafia, ''Lollipop,'' by Lil Wayne, and, ''Candy Shop,'' by 50 Cent.

During the show, Yurizan handed out large lollipops to a few randomly selected tip rail customers.

For her final show of the weekend, Yurizan wore a white bikini bra. She also had a large, transparent, red scarf that was decorated with a lot of small gold medallions. This piece was tied around her waist like a skirt. Under her, ''skirt,'' she wore a white G-string. Her footwear was a pair of tan sandals.

This show was performed to, ''Ojos Asi,'' by Shakira, ''Beware of the Boys,'' by Punjabi Mc, ''La Tortura,'' by Shakira featuring Alejandro Sanz, and, ''Baby Boy,'' by Beyonce featuring Sean Paul.

Yurizan is a lovely young woman who has long dark brown hair and brown eyes. She stands five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and she measures 32DD-26-34.

I have always found Yurizan to be a charming lady and a lot of fun to chat with. She is additionally a good performer. I would recommend that nobody ever past up an opportunity to go out to a club to see Yurizan perform and to meet her in person! I think they will enjoy the experience.

Pay a visit to Yurizan at: SweetYurizan.com

The management at the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino has come up with a couple of interesting new gimmicks. Wednesday evenings, a customer can purchase fifteen minutes with the dancer of their choice in the VIP room for one hundred fifty dollars. Thursday evenings, the club conducts the, ''Battle of the Babes.'' During the evening, the dancers earn points for the dances and the drinks they sell. They also earn points whenever any customer buys a logo item such as Spearmint Rhino T-shirts, caps or calendars in a particular dancers name. At midnight, if I remember correctly, the dancer who has earned the most points that night is named, ''Babe of the Evening.''

I was recently there on a Thursday night. During the evening, I noticed that every so often, one of the waitresses, and lovely waitresses they are, would walk up onto the stage and hold up a large sign for all to see. The sign would have the names of the top scoring dancers and how many points they had earned up to that point. As the waitress displayed the sign, Tony the DJ would make some commentary about what was listed on the sign and further promote the contest.

And that will do it for now. We should all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss some of the most beautiful women in the world! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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