August 19, 2010 02:01am
Myles' Weekend Adventures
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
MWA: PSK, Tres Equis Karaoke, Boozie Floozies Burlesque Review
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This week involved a lot of bad singing, some good singing, and a modern version of an old time burlesque review. Now hopefully that will arouse enough curiosity to make everybody want to read on to see exactly what it is that I am speaking of. So let's do it!
Pornstar Karaoke Club
Tuesday evening, August 10Th, I went to Sardo's Grill and Lounge, in Burbank, to spend a couple of hours observing the Pornstar Karaoke Club and to see who might be there.
The people I know who were there that night were: Ethan Cage and Lexi Lamour, adult industry attorney Michael Fattorosi, Tod Hunter, Konnie, Shay Lynn, Devon Michaels, Tee Reel, and Tony, a DJ I know from the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino.
After a couple of hours of having my ears assaulted, I decided to call it a night and went over to say goodnight to Shay Lynn. After saying goodnight to Shay and getting a nice hug, I turned to leave. But I then decided that I might just as well introduce myself to Shay's new duo feature dancing partner adult film star Serena Marcus. The next thing I knew, I had my right arm around Shay's waist and my left arm around Serena's waist. Both ladies had an arm around me, of course. (Yes, I did stay for a little while longer. Who in their right mind wouldn't?)
Anybody who might be lucky enough to have so much fun as I during their first meeting with Serena Marcus will most definitely have a very enjoyable evening! Serena is an absolute sweetheart and a very fun loving lady!
I am hoping to be able to see much more of Serena. She is a blast to hang out with!
The lovely Serena Marcus has long blonde hair and hazel eyes. She stands five feet three inches tall and weighs in at one hundred thirteen pounds. Serena told me that her bust measurement is 34D and she wears a size two. At the time, Serena didn't know exactly what her waist and hip measurements were. However, I have seen her, and I can tell the world that she has a beautifully symmetrical figure!
If anybody ever gets a chance to see and meet Shay Lynn or Serena Marcus in person, or better yet both of them performing their duo act, I would highly recommend that they take full advantage of the opportunity!
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Tres Equis Karaoke
Wednesday evening, August 11Th, I drove out to the Corner Club, in Woodland Hills, to check out Tres Equis Karaoke.
The first face I saw after entering the bar was Alana Evans, a friend I hadn't seen in too long a time!
A short time after my arrival, Brynn Tyler made a glowing entrance.
I believe it was Brynn who later introduced me to Seth Gamble.
Barrett Blade, Briana Blair, Dale D'Bone, Ariella Ferrera and David Lord were all there hanging out together. I didn't bother to go over and introduce myself however. They appeared to be having a lot of fun together, and I just didn't feel right about bothering them. Besides, a little bit earlier, as I was jotting some notes in my little notepad, I noticed Ariella staring at me in a way that didn't exactly give me warm fuzzy feelings.
Boozie Floozies Burlesque Review
Thursday evening, August 12Th, at the invitation of Simone Danalustrous, I went to the Galaxy Theater, in Santa Ana, to observe the Boozie Floozies Burlesque Review, and what a great show it was!
The Boozie Floozies consists of one gorgeous blonde, Munnie Malone, three fiery redheads, Adelle St. Mercy, Ms. Scarlett Scandelle, LA Bella Serenade, and three sultry brunettes, Simone Danalustrous, Lola Lolita and Lily Lush. Also in the troupe are Pretty Boy Jones, Jimmy Bones, who is the master of ceremonies, and the Huge Blues Band.
Even though Jimmy Bones was a brand new addition to the troupe, he did a very good job, and I'm certain that he will only get better and better with time and experience!
The Huge Blues Band consists of one fellow on drums, another fellow on guitar, the fellow whom I'm assuming was the band leader on harmonica, and a lovely woman on the bass fiddle, or bass violin, if you prefer. The band started the evening off playing the blues for almost an hour. They also played during both fifteen minute intermissions.
I must say that the band's music was so good as any I've heard on New Orleans' Bourbon Street!
The opening act was called, ''All that Jazz,'' and starred all seven of the female dancers.
At the start of the act, Adelle St. Mercy came dancing onto the stage, shortly followed by Simone Danalustrous, Lola Lolita, and Lily Lush. Shortly after that, Ms. Scarlett Scandelle and LA Bella Serenade danced their way onto the stage. Then, last but not least, Munnie Malone came out onto the stage. All seven dancers then proceeded to dance a well coordinated, synchronized, routine while Munnie sang the song, ''All that Jazz.''
The next act up was, ''Cane Dance.'' Pretty Boy Jones started this act carrying a cane and looking rather disheveled. It seemed obvious that he was portraying a drunk. Pretty Boy stripped down to his pants during his dancing. (the women in the audience loved it. After the show, I noticed several woman taking photos of each other posing with Pretty Boy.)
It wasn't too far into the evening before I decided that Pretty Boy's part in the show was comedy relief for the most part, and he did a great job of it!
Next up was, ''The Vixen,'' which starred Lilly Lush and Ms. Scarlett Scandelle. The act started with Ms. Scarlett looking like a dowdy, shy, librarian. Lilly Lush striped her down and redressed her in stripper clothes during the act..
Then came, ''Rio,'' in which Lola Lolita performed a tribute to Rio De Janeiro's Carnival. Early in the act, Lola danced and pranced out into the audience and went around hanging Mardi Gras beads around some of the spectator's necks before returning to the stage.
The next act was, ''My Heart Belongs to Daddy,'' starring Simone Danalustrous, Adelle St. Mercy, Ms. Scarlett Scandelle, LA Bella Scandelle and Pretty Boy Jones. During this act, all four of the ladies each took turns dancing with Pretty Boy.
This was followed by, ''Cold, Cold Night.'' This was Munnie Malone's vampire show. Included in her costume was a cartoon-like vampire character that was attached over her right shoulder. The costume allowed Munnie's right arm to act as the vampire's arm.
Next up, the band played while Lola Lolita sang the song, ''I Got Trouble'' by Christina Aguilera. This began the first fifteen minute intermission.
After the intermission, things got back under way with, ''Sooner or Later, Reverse Strip,'' during which Adelle St. Mercy performed a reverse strip. (if anybody is having trouble understanding this concept, Adelle came onto the stage wearing a bare minimum of clothing then proceeded to put clothes on to the music until she was in full costume.)
Then came, ''Burlesque Queen.'' During this act, Simone Danalustrous, dressed in an all pink costume, performed a mini-fan dance with two large, hot pink, ostrich feather fans, then continued dancing while twirling and swirling two huge, almost transparent, pink, wing-like pieces of material.
The next act was, ''Little Red Riding Hood,'' with Munnie Malone portraying Little Red and Lola Lolita playing the Big, Bad, Wolf.
Following that was, ''Puppet,'' which was somewhat like a puppet show with Ms. Scarlett Scandelle playing the puppet and LA Bella Serenade portraying the puppeteer. Before the act had ended, Ms. Scarlett had come up with a pair of scissors and had cut her strings freeing herself from the control of LA Bella. (the strings were actually strips of what appeared to be white satin about two inches wide.)
The next act was, ''The Can Can.'' This act started with Simone Danalustrous, Munnie Malone and Ms. Scarlett Scandelle dancing the Can Can. Almost immediately, Pretty Boy Jones ran onto the stage, grabbed Ms. Scarlett, stole her skirt and joined in with Simone and Munnie. Of course, he only succeeded in totally messing things up. Pretty Boy's part in the act was rather comical, which is exactly what it was supposed to be, I'm sure.
Following this was, ''The Mummy.'' Pretty Boy Jones carried Adelle St. Mercy, who was wrapped in bandages like an Egyptian mummy, onto the stage, stood her up, then left the stage. Simone Danalustrous then came onto the stage wearing a white collared shirt and a pair of tight tan shorts and looking very much like a female archaeologist. Simone looked Adelle up and down with a magnifying glass for a while, then proceeded to unwrap her.
Next up was, ''Triple Belly Dance,'' in which Lola Lolita, Ms. Scarlett Scandelle and Munnie Malone all performed simultaneous belly dances.
The following act was called, ''Lollipop Balloon Pop.'' LA Bella Serenade came out onto the stage dancing, licking on a very large lollipop, and practically covered with inflated balloons. Shortly into her act, LA Bella worked her way out into the audience and allowed various spectators to pop all but just a few of her balloons. She then returned to the stage and popped the remaining balloons, one at a time, over a short period of time. Each of these last few balloons exploded in a shower of multi-colored glitter when popped.
LA Bella performed this act to, ''Lollipop,'' by the Chordettes, and, ''I Want Candy.'' (I'm not certain who the artist was on, ''I Want Candy.'' I just know that it was sung by a woman.)
The Huge Blues Band accompanied Munnie Malone as she sang a song from the, ''Jessica Rabbit,'' soundtrack, then played more blues during the second fifteen minute intermission.
The act following the second intermission was, ''Whatever Lola Wants.'' During this act, LA Bella Serenade sang, ''Whatever Lola Wants,'' while Lola Lolita danced to the music.
Next up came, ''Masochism Tango.'' for this act, Pretty Boy Jones and Ms. Scarlett Scandelle danced a stylized tango. I'm tempted to say that it was somewhat akin to an Apache dance. (I'm speaking of a dance that originated in France, I believe, not anything that was done by the Native American tribe referred to as the Apaches.)
After that came '' Strip Poker'', in which Lola Lolita, Lily Lush, Adelle St. Mercy and LA Bella Serenade played a game of strip poker to music. Lola, Lily and LA Bella caught Adelle cheating and forcibly stripped her with clothes and hidden playing cards flying everywhere.
The next act was called, ''Killer,'' and it starred Simone Danalustrous, LA Bella Serenade and a stage-hand called Matt Fink.
Even though the master of ceremonies had announced that it was Matt's first time to ever perform on stage, Matt did a fine, professional, job.
Simone came onto the stage carrying a small suitcase. She walked over to a small dressing table, sat down, pulled a 5X7 framed photograph out of the suitcase, kissed it, and sat it down on the dressing table. She then stripped down to her underwear, pulled a long white satin nightgown out of the suitcase and put it on. Next, she picked up the photo and kissed it a few more times, set it back down, turned around, and caught Matt in bed with LA Bella. This was followed by a lot of semi-comical arguing, pleading, pushing and shoving. Simone then pulled out a large caliber semi-automatic pistol and shot Matt. LA Bella ran off the stage, and Simone threw the photo into the trash, hurriedly repacked the suitcase and made her escape.
Next up was the, ''Snake Dance,'' act starring Ms. Scarlett Scandelle and Mr. Snuggles. Mr. Snuggles turned out to be a six foot long python. Shortly into the act, Ms. Scarlett lifted the lid to a fair sized wicker basket, reached down into it, pulled out Mr. Snuggles, and placed him around her neck. Fortunately, Mr. Snuggles was very well behaved and performed like a trooper.
The next number was called, ''Coin Operated Boy,'' and starred Lola Lolita, Lily Lush, Munnie Malone, LA Bella Serenade, and Pretty Boy Jones. Stage-hands carried four large, gift wrapped, boxes onto the stage and set them down here and there on the stage floor. Pretty Boy Jones came onto the stage and opened the first box. He then lifted one of the ladies into a standing position and proceeded to pretend to wind her up with very large key. The lady then opened a second box, up popped a second dancer, and the first dancer wound her up. The two of them then proceeded to retrieve the third dancer from her box and wound her up. The three of them then proceeded to the fourth box to liberate and wind up the fourth dancer. They all four then danced around as if they were mechanical dolls.
''The Tightrope Act,'' starred Simone Danalustrous and Ms. Scarlett Scandelle performing simulated tight rope walking while at the same time stripping.
The show ended with the entire cast dancing a grand finale. In addition, the three male band members and Pretty Boy Jones were seated in chairs, and all the ladies took turns giving them mini-lap dances.
After the show, Simone Danalustrous gave me a few big warm hugs and a friendly kiss. She also introduced me to Munnie Malone, Ms. Scarlett Scandelle, La Bella Serenade and Billie Black. Billie Black is a member of the troupe who is currently taking a break but will soon return.
Billie is a beautiful, six foot tall in her bare feet, blonde with a very nice personality.
Thursday evening, September 9Th, the Boozie Floozies will be making a triumphant return to the Galaxy Theater. I would love for any and all of my readers who live in southern California to buy a ticket and attend the review that night. I would like to see that theater filled to the rafters with people from the adult entertainment industry as well as mainstream people. Let's all go show the ladies some love and support!
That will just about do it for now. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the ongoing discussion of hot, sexy, gorgeous women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,