May 12, 2010 03:52pm
MWA: PSK, XRCO, Brooke Haven, Misty Rain
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will range from amateur singing and well deserved awards to a dear friend whom I haven't seen for almost four years. Is anybody curious enough to read on? Good! Then please do so.
Tuesday evening, April 27Th, I drove to Sardo's in Burbank to spend a little time at Pornstar Karaoke Club.
Upon my arrival, I ran into Zoe Britton and Charlie Laine before I had even entered the building.
Once inside, I had a chance to say hello to Nicki Hunter, Tod Hunter, (Nicki and Tod are not related so far as I know.) Monstar, Powder, and Tony, who is a Spearmint Rhino DJ I know.
While I was there listening to off-key singers, I got to meet Tanya Tate for the first time. Tanya is a beautiful adult film star from England.
I thought I had met Jordan Kingsley for the first time on this night, but when I got home and checked my records, I discovered that we had already met before. I can only assume that I met Jordon at Erotica-LA last year.
On the way home, I stopped in at the Platinum Gentlemen's Lounge for a short while just to say hello and to see what might be going on.
XRCO Awards Show
Thursday evening, April 29Th, I had the privilege and the profound honor of covering the 26Th annual XRCO Awards Show.
Some of the people who walked the red carpet at the beginning of this event were: Alexa (if she had a last name, I didn't catch it.), Angela Aniston, Brandy Aniston, Lisa Ann, Angelina Armani, Brad Armstrong, Mercedes Ashley, Brooke Belle, Alektra Blue, Sophie Dee, Andy San Dimas, Kelly Divine, jessica drake, Allie Haze, Jenna Haze, Mia Isabella, and Nakita Kash.
Other people walking the red carpet were: Asa Kira, Dyanna Lauren, Kaylani Lei, Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage, Sunny Lane, Jessica Lay (I'm not certain of the spelling.), Lexi Love, Sophia Lynn, Phoenix Marie, Magdalene St. Michaels, Melissa Monet, Chanel Preston, Raylene, Tee Reel, and Kristina Rose.
Some additional people who walked the red carpet were: Jasmine Ryder (I'm not certain of the spelling.), Will Ryder/Jeff Mullen, Aurora Snow, Bobbi Starr, Vannah Sterlying, Misty Stone, Shyla Stylez, Puma Swede, Eric Swiss, Liz Taylor (not the mainstream Hollywood actress of days gone by), Sunset Thomas, Angel Vain, Zoe Vox (Once again, I'm not certain of the spelling.), Taylor Vixen, Thomas Ward, and Sherry Wine.
While at the awards show, I finally got to meet Jack Lawrence. I also ran into my Editor-in-Chief Steve Nelson, Kelly Shibari, Syren Spell, Evan Stone, and Valentino.
The 2010 XRCO Awards Show was ably hosted by Lisa Ann, Nikki Benz and Sean Michaels.
This year's trophy girls were Chanel Preston and Angel Vain.
Some of the presenters were: James Bartholet, Sophie Dee, Allie Haze, Asa Kira, Nick Manning, Bill Margold, Madeline Marie, Phoenix Marie, Will Ryder/Jeff Mullen, Misty Stone, Tanya Tate, Taylor Wane, and Thomas Ward.
Things were somewhat hectic during the evening, and I am one man with only one set of rapidly aging ears who had to compete with quite a bit of background noise, A.K.A. chatter. Therefore, I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to all those whose names I missed, and there were at least a few.
Also, I have taken the liberty of listing the names of everyone alphabetically.
Now let us proceed to the list of this year's winners. (My list will not be in the exact order that the awards were presented. Under the circumstances, that would be next to impossible.)
And the winners of the 2010 26Th Annual XRCO Awards were:
The Best release Award was won by Flight Attendants (X-Play/Adam & Eve Pictures) beating out Deviance (SkinworXXX/Adam & Eve Pictures), Educating Alli (Wicked Pictures), Teachers (Digital Playground), and Throat: A Cautionary Tale (Vivid).
The Best Epic Award went to 2040 (Wicked Pictures) over Nurses (Digital Playground), Operation: Tropical Stormy (Wicked Pictures), the 8Th Day (Adam & Eve Pictures), and Pure (Prime Evil/Evil Angel).
The Best Director (Features) Award was won by will Ryder who beat out Brad Armstrong, David Aaron Clark, Lee Roy Meyers, and Ren Savant.
The award for Best Director (Non-features) went to William H who won out over Belladonna, Robby D, Jules Jordan, and Mason.
The Best Comedy or Parody category was won by not Married with Children XXX (X-Play/LFP Video) over LA Pink: A XXX Parody (Burning Angel/Vouyer Media), not the Cosbys XXX (X-Play/LFP Video), the Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody (Digital Sin), and TM Sleaze a XXX Parody (3rd Degree).
For the Best Gonzo Movie category, the award went to Big Wet Asses 15 (Elegant Angel) beating out Evalutionary (Elegant Angel), Slutty & Sluttier #10 (Manuel Ferrara Productions/Evil Angel), South Beach Cruisin' 3 (Justin Slayer International), and Tori Black is Pretty Filthy (Elegant Angel).
For Best Gonzo Series, the award went to Seasoned Players (Tom Byron Pictures) over Couples Seduce Teens (Pink Visual), I Fucked My Bosses Daughter (Evasive Angles), First Time Auditions (RealityKings.com), and Titty Sweat (Vince Voyeur Unleashed).
The Best Girl/Girl Series award was won by Women Seeking Women (Girlfriends Films) over Girlvana (Zero Tolerance), Predator (Wicked Pictures),Strap-On Sally (Pleasure Productions), and Violation of... (JM Productions).
The Best POV Movie Award was a tie being won by POV Jugg Fuckers #2 (Darkko Productions/Evil Angel) and POV Pervert #11 (Mike John Productions/Jules Jordan Video). They took the award over Pole Position #9 (Mercenary Pictures), Pound the Round #3 (Digital Sin), and Schoolgirl POV #6 (New Sensations).
The Best Ethnic Series Award went to Big Black Wet Asses (Elegant Angel), which won over Cockasian (Digital Playground), Deep in Latin Cheeks (Alexander De Voe Productions/ Jules Jordan), Naughty Little Asians (Third World Media), and Run for the Border (Porn Fidelity/Juicy Entertainment).
The New Starlet Award went to Kagney Linn Karter who won over Angelina Armani, Gracie Glam, Tanner Mayes, and Riley Steele.
The New Stud award was taken home by Dane Cross over Bill Bailey, Ralph Long, Brian Street Team, and Aaron Wilcox.
The Unsung Siren Award was won by Marie Luv over Andi Andersen, Rayveness, Missy Stone, and Misty Stone.
The Unsung Swordsman Award went to Sascha in favor of Jordan Ash, Jack Lawrence, Danny Mountain, and Eric Swiss.
Tori Black was deservedly honored with the Female Performer of the Year Award winning out over Jenna Haze, Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr, and Alexis Texas.
The Male Performer of the Year Award was won by Evan Stone who beat out James Deen, Eric Everhard, Rocco Reed, and Anthony Rosano.
Single Performance (Actress) went to Kimberly Kane for the Sex Files: A Dark XXX Comedy (Digital Sin) over Asa Kira for Pure (Prime Evil/Evil Angel), Sasha Grey for Deep Throat: A Cautionary Tale (Vivid), Kayden Kross for the 8Th Day (Adam & Eve Pictures), and Misty Stone for not the Cosby's XXX (E-Play/LFP Video.
Single Performance (Actor) went to Eric Swiss for not Married with Children XXX (X-Play/LFP Video) beating out James Deen for Scrubs: A XXX Parody (New Sensations), Marcus London for 2040 (Wicked Pictures), Anthony Rosano for the Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody (Digital Sin), and Keni Styles for Pure (Prime Evil/Evil Angel).
The Cream Dream Award was won by Lexi Belle in favor of Tara Lynn Fox, Tanner Mayes, Amia Miley, and Isis Taylor.
Bobbi Starr won the Superslut Award, for the second year in a row, over Belladonna, Tori Black, Dana DeArmond, and Kristina Rose.
The Orgasmic Oralist Award also went to Bobbi Starr who won out over Hunter Bryce, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, and Nika Noire.
The Orgasmic Analist Award was taken home by Jenna Haze over Joanna Angel, Eva Angelina, Kristina Rose, and Bobbi Starr.
Lisa Ann was the winner of the MILF of the Year Award over Julia Ann, Francesca Le', Raylene, and Rayveness.
The winner of the Best Cumback Award over Debi Diamond, Dyanna Lauren, Raylene, and Avy Scott was Eva Angelina.
The Most Outrageous DVD Xtras Award went to 2040 (Wicked Pictures) which won out over not the Cosby's XXX (X-Play/ LFP Video), Operation Tropical Stormy (Wicked Pictures), Teachers (Digital Playground), and the 8Th Day (Adam & Eve Pictures).
Sasha Grey was the winner of the Mainstream Adult Media Favorite over Lisa Ann, Stormy Daniels, Penny Flame, and Tera Patrick.
The inductees into the XRCO Hall of Fame this year were: Sunset Thomas, Inari Vachs, Nikki Charm, Jada Fire, Evan Stone, Erik Everhard, Phil Harvey from Adam & Eve Pictures (Special Award 1st Amendment), Mike Ranger (Film Pioneers), and Whispered Lies - Lbo - Movie.
This year's XRCO Awards Show was very entertaining, and I am very much looking forward to covering the event in 2011.
Friday, April 30Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Brooke Haven and to observe both of her shows.
For her first show of the evening, Brooke wore a long sleeved midriff jacket that was covered with white sequins and trimmed with lines of red sequins. The jacket also had six racing patches on the chest, three per side, six racing patches on the right sleeve and five on the left sleeve. It additionally had a black and white checkered flag design across the back of the shoulder area, two small crossed black and white checkered flags at mid-back, and a small racing patch at the lower back.
Brooke also wore a pair of rather small black briefs-style shorts. Had the shorts been any smaller, they would have come closer to being a thong! Beneath her outer garments, Brooke wore a bra that had the breast cups covered with white sequins. The straps of the bra were covered with red sequins. There were also two crossed black and white checkered flags on each breast cup. Under the black shorts was a red G-string. Brooke's footwear for this show was a pair of not quite knee-high, red, high-heeled boots with platform soles.
Brooke opened this show with, ''Go Speed Racer Go,'' from the, ''Speed Racer,'' movie. (the song was performed by Ali Dee and the Deekompressors.) This was followed by, ''Imagine that,'' by R Kelly. I have completely forgotten what Brooke's third song was much less who performed it. Brooke finished this show to, ''Brooke Haven,'' by Xl. The artist wrote and recorded, ''Brooke Haven,'' in honor of Brooke after having met her in person.
For her last show of the evening, with two exceptions, Brooke wore an all white costume. She wore a white fedora that sparkled as if it were made completely of glitter! She also wore a long-sleeved jacket and long pants. The jacket and pants were practically covered with sequins and/or glitter. The pants also had wide black stripes down the outsides of the legs. Brooke additionally wore a white necktie that was decorated with a scattering of sequins and some sort of symbols. The symbols might possibly have been musical notes, but I couldn't tell for certain. Brooke wore a silver bra with black pin stripes under her jacket, and beneath her pants, she wore a black G-string. Brooke's footwear was a pair of black high-topped shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles. These shoes laced up the front.
This show was performed to, ''Smooth Criminal,'' by Michael Jackson, and ''Little Bird,'' by Annie Lennox. Brooke told me that her third song was, ''All for the Money,'' also by Annie Lennox. I will have to take her word for it, since I can not find it anywhere on the Internet to confirm it. Brooke finished her performance with, ''Brooke Haven,'' by Xl again.
Brooke always performs well on stage, and generally, her interaction with the residents of the tip rail is quite good indeed.
Brooke is five feet two inches tall and weighs one hundred twenty-two pounds. According to Wikipedia.com, Brooke's measurements are 34C-28-31. I know from Brooke herself that her bust is a 34C. However, she really doesn't know exactly what her waist and hip measurements are. As for the 28-31, my eyes tell me that Wikipedia has it wrong. I do not believe Brooke's waist is that thick or her hips that narrow. I would guess that her waist is no more than 26, and I believe her hips would measure closer to at least 34.
Brooke's hair is blonde, and her eyes are brown.
Not only is Brooke a beautiful, sexy, woman, but she is intelligent, friendly, well spoken, and she has a great sense of humor. She also enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
I can think of absolutely no good reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Brooke perform and to meet her in person. She will entertain and charm the crowd.
Check Brooke out at: BrookeHaven.com
Saturday, May 1st, I made the one hundred nine mile drive to Hank Armstrong's Lynx Gentlemen's Club, in Coachella, CA., to spend some time with Misty Rain and to observe both of her shows.
I hadn't seen Misty Rain since November 10, 2006, and was it ever great to see her again after all this time. (I swear, Misty hasn't aged a day since I last saw her!
For her first show of the evening, Misty wore a long black feather boa and a purple pirate hat with a long purple feather. There were also several gold medallions on the right side of the hat. Next Misty wore a long-sleeved, purple, pirate-style coat and a blue sash around her waist. Under the coat, she wore a ruffled white blouse, for lack of a better description. She also wore a pleated black mini-skirt. Under the white blouse, Misty wore a black and white, or possibly light yellow, bra that was covered with appropriately colored sequins. The bra also had a skull and crossbones in the middle of each breast cup. Beneath her skirt, Misty wore a pair of small frilly panties that came very close to being a thong. On her legs, she wore a pair of mid-thigh length sheer black hose. For her footwear, Misty wore a pair of well above knee-high black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles.
Before this show had ended, Misty came to me first, then she went to other randomly selected tip rail patrons and house dancers and allowed us to thoroughly wet down her crotch area with a squirt bottle filled with water.
At the end of the show, Misty placed dabs of whipped cream onto her body, rolled cherries around in the whipped cream, then placed the cherries into the mouths of randomly selected tip rail customers. (She couldn't allow the customers to retrieve the cherries with their mouths in this location.)
Misty performed this show to, ''American Bad Ass,'' by Kid Rock, ''Candy Shop,'' by 50 Cent, ''Sos,'' by Rihanna, and, ''Shake that,'' by Eminem.
At the start of her final show, Misty wore a black fedora and a black necktie. She also wore a long-sleeved, black and white pinstriped, legless body suit. Beneath her body suit, Misty wore a black bustier that was trimmed with white material and white sequins. She also wore a black thong under the body suit. On her feet were what appeared to be the same boots that she wore during her first show.
Later in the show, Misty disappeared for a moment, then reappeared wearing a black cap that was similar to a motorcycle cap and a long red feather boa. She was also carrying a cat-o-nine tails whip. Misty once again started with me then moved on to other randomly selected tip rail squatters and house dancers allowing us to apply the whip to her beautiful posterior. (I believe the reason Misty started with me during each show may have been as much a matter of positioning as it was the fact that we are friends, and she trusts me and knows that I would never hurt her.)
Misty ended this show by allowing some of the customers and house dancers to pour hot candle wax on her. She then tossed out video slicks and two DVDs as she did at the end of her first show.
This show was performed to, ''Dirrty,'' by Christina Aguilera, ''Candy Shop,'' by 50 Cent, ''She Rides,'' by Danzig, and, ''Stripped,'' by Rammstein.
After her first show, at their insistence, Misty autographed two different men's chests, then the top of one woman's breast. Then a third man had her autograph one of his butt cheeks. Seeing this, another young woman came over to Misty and had her autograph one of her butt cheeks. After Misty's second show, the same woman came over and asked Misty to autograph her other butt cheek. (I thoroughly enjoyed watching Misty autograph the lady's butt cheeks, especially the second time around. This was because of the fact that what little bit of her butt she didn't expose really didn't count for much, and I do enjoy looking at bare female buns!)
Misty is a beautiful lady who has long blonde hair and brown eyes. She is five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds and measures 36B-26-35. (Sometimes Misty's cup size will increase to a C, depending upon various things.)
Misty is a very upbeat, happy-go-luck sort of woman who loves to laugh and have fun. She is also quite intelligent, extremely nice and friendly, and she is a world of fun to speak with and to hang out with in general. Everybody I know who has ever met Misty thinks the world of her! As if all of this were not enough, Misty loves to meet and chat with her fans.
In my opinion, Misty is one of the best and most entertaining feature dancers around today. So I feel that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. I am certain they will enjoy the experience, unless they are already dead!
While there doesn't seem to be an official Misty Rain website any longer, she can still be found all over the Internet, so do a search for her name.
Other than the name and the neon signs on the building, there really hasn't been any changes made to Hank's club other than the fact that he is now the sole owner. But then, no remodeling was really needed. It was already a great looking, well appointed, club with a friendly, helpful, staff and a crew of good looking, sexy, house dancers.
Two of Hank's dancers made an especially good impression on me. One was Zoe, whom I had a short, but very enjoyable, conversation with just before the start of Misty's first show.
Zoe is a good-looking lady with long blonde hair.
Later in the evening, I had the opportunity to see Zoe perform, and I can honestly say that she is a good dancer, and she performs some really good pole work!
Another one of Hank's lovely house dancers is Maria. She is a very sexy young Hispanic beauty with long black hair.
I had a brief but enjoyable conversation with Maria just a few minutes before leaving the club and heading home after Misty's last show and signing.
If any body finds themselves driving along Interstate 10 and passing through Coachella, and they aren't in a big hurry to get anywhere, they should stop in at the Lynx Gentlemen's Club and check the place out. They certainly should check out the dancers! And if they are hungry, the club has a kitchen that serves good food for reasonable prices! Just be careful not to have too many drinks. I might be out there driving on I-10 myself, and it would really screw up my day to be run over by a drunken driver, I don't care where they went to get a load on!
And that once again will do it for now. We should all meet back here the next time to speak some more about gorgeous women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,