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May 01, 2010 04:29pm
MWA: Ann, Carey, Malone, Benz
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. During this particular weekend, I started off with a short trip to Van Nuys, then followed up by, much like Paladin, roaming, ''far, far, from home.'' Yes, my quest for beautiful women covered an approximate total of one thousand miles over the weekend. If anybody would like to learn more of my insanity, please read on.

Julia Ann

Thursday, April 15Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Julia Ann and to observe her one show of the evening.

For this one show, Julia Ann wore a long-sleeved gold lame jacket and pants suit. Under the jacket, she wore a white, somewhat like a tank top piece which she later torn off instead of pulling it off. (a few moments later, she tossed it to one of the tip rail customers.) Beneath her pants, Julia Ann wore a gold lame thong. And for footwear, she wore a pair of clear shoes with stiletto heels and one-half inch high platform soles.

Julia Ann performed her show to, ''Brick House,'' by Rob Zombie featuring Lionel Richie, ''Apologize,'' ''Shock the Monkey,'' and, ''Stayed Awake All Night.'' the last three songs were re-mixes, and nobody could tell me who performed them. Don't anybody look at me. I don't have a clue!

Julia Ann performs very well on stage, and she commits excellent interaction with the denizens of the tip rail.

Julia Ann possesses long blonde hair and blue eyes. She stands five feet eight inches tall, and her measurements are 36D-24-37. I somehow always forget to ask about her weight, but it really doesn't matter. Julia Ann doesn't have an ounce of excess body fat anywhere on her beautiful frame that I've ever noticed, and she looks great!

I have always known Julia Ann to be extremely friendly and caring. She is a smart woman and a great conversationalist, plus she has a great sense of humor. In addition to all of that, she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

I do not know of any good reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Julia Ann perform and to meet her in person. She will be well worth the trip!

Julia Ann can be visited at: JuliaAnn.com

As I was leaving the club, I got into a short conversation with a very beautiful blonde-haired house dancer named Lilly. Lilly is fresh from San Francisco and a very welcome addition to the Greater Metropolitan Los Angeles Area!

I found Lilly to be very pleasant to speak with. She is quite friendly and seems to be easily amused.

If anybody finds themselves in the immediate vicinity of the Van Nuys Rhino with time on their hands, they should stop by the club, meet Lilly, and maybe even buy a few dances from her.

Mary Carey

Friday afternoon, April 16Th, I drove to Yuma, Arizona. Once I arrived in Yuma, I went to the Hometown Buffet to eat my fill. After I left Hometown, I stopped to top off my fuel tank, then proceeded to Stiletto Gentlemen's Club to surprise my friend Mary Carey and to observe her first and second shows of the evening.

For her first show, Mary wore a black cap and a black, sleeveless, open fronted jacket. She also wore a pair of black short-shorts. The shorts were decorated with gold sequins sprinkled about. There was also a diagonal stripe made of gold sequins on each hip, and a badge made of gold sequins on the front of the left hip area. Beneath the jacket, Mary wore a black bikini bra. The back strap of the bra was covered with gold sequins, and there was a diagonal stripe of gold sequins on each breast cup. Underneath her shorts, Mary wore a black thong. Mary's footwear was a pair of knee-length black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles. The boots also laced up the fronts.

Mary performed this show to, ''Circus,'' by Britney Spears, ''Paralyzer,'' by Finger Eleven, ''Next Contestant,'' by Nickleback, and, ''Crazy Bitch,'' by Buckcherry.

At the start of her second show, Mary wore a black choker around her neck and a bra that was covered with gold sequins. The breast cups of the bra were decorated with brown and white fur. Next, she wore a loincloth. The loincloth consisted of brown and white fur hanging in front and back from a narrow waistband that was covered with gold sequins. Under the loincloth, Mary wore a gold-colored thong that was decorated with a little patch of brown fur in the front. Mary's footwear for this show appeared to be the same boots that she wore during her first show. (that was fine with me. If I am right about the boots, they went very well with both costumes!) Mary additionally wore a band covered with gold sequins around each leg between her knees and the tops of her boots. From these two leg bands hung two black cords through a dirty white piece of bone. On the ends of the cords and below the pieces of bone was a piece of white fur on one and a piece of brown fur on the other. This applied to both bands of course.

During this show, Mary performed to, ''Welcome to the Jungle,'' by Guns and Roses, ''Figured you Out,'' by Nickleback, ''Hard to Breathe,'' by Maroon 5, and, ''Shook Me All Night Long,'' by AC/DC.

Mary has long blonde hair and brown eyes that sometimes turn green. Why her eyes occasionally change color nobody knows including Mary and I.

Apparently because of getting into a discussion about Mary's eyes occasionally changing colors, I got side tracked and never finished asking about her other physical statistics; therefore, I will once again have to go with what I have found on her website in the past.

According to Mary's site, she is five feet nine inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and her measurements are 36DD-24-36.

Mary is one of the nicest, most friendly women I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. She has a great sense of humor and is very easy to speak with. She additionally enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Mary is a very good performer, and her interaction with the residents of the tip rail is always quite good. Therefore, I can not think of a single good reason why anybody should ever allow an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Mary perform and to meet her in person slip past them.

Mary can be found at: MaryCarey.com MaryCareyProductions.com and MaryCareyForGovernor.com

Upon entering Stiletto's on this night, I discovered the lovely Melissa at the door.

Melissa is a new employee, and this was her third night on the job. I certainly hope that she will continue working at the club for a long time. She greatly contributed to my having a very good time at Stiletto's.

Melissa is quite gracious, very charming, has a wonderful personality and a great sense of humor. As if all this weren't enough, Melissa is also the proud owner of a large, all-natural, positively edible, set of beautiful breasts!

Stiletto's owner and management has been working diligently and continuously to improve the club since purchasing it, and they have done a great job of cleaning up the place. In fact, the club looks even better now than it did the first time I visited in July 2009! And I thought it looked good back then! The improvements since my first visit are amazing!

I will have no problem whatsoever with returning to Stiletto's now and then to see feature dancers. In fact, I would be willing to drop in just to hang out for a while from time to time if the club wasn't so far from my home. Also, Yuma isn't located along any path I would normally take to go to any of the other out-of-state places that I occasionally visit. If it were, I would make it a point to stop in at Stiletto's during some of my trips.

After saying goodnight to Mary, I drove to Phoenix and arrived in time to stop by the T&a Nude Cabaret right at closing time and say hello to a few of the people. I then drove to my motel, parked in the parking lot, laid my seat back, and napped for a couple of hours. Then a couple of minutes after 5 Am, I checked in, took my stuff to my room, climbed into bed and went back to sleep until 11:15 Am.

Suzie Malone

Once I woke up, showered, brushed my teeth, shaved and put on fresh clothes that Saturday, April 17Th, I made a bee-line to Pancho's Mexican Buffet to make a little piggy of myself, as usual.

After I had thoroughly stuffed my stomach, I moved on to the Hi-Liter Gentlemen's Club to observe Suzie Malone's 5 PM show and to say hello.

For her five o'clock show, Suzie wore a black and white choker and a little black top hat. She next wore a red, open front, long-sleeved midriff jacket with tails and removable white cuffs. (the jacket looked very much like what a circus ringmaster would wear.) Suzie additionally wore a sparkly black bustier and a black mini-skirt with fringe around the bottom hem. The fringe consisted of what appeared to be cords with evenly spaced large beads along their length. Beneath the mini-skirt, Suzie wore a black G-string. For footwear, she wore a pair of mid-thigh length black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles.

Suzie's show was a combination of magic and burlesque-style dancing.

At one point in the show, Suzie had three different tip rail customers hold a red, a yellow and a blue, I think it was, scarf. She then held a large black scarf in her hand took each of the colored scarves one at a time and stuffed them into the black scarf she was holding. Once all three of the colored scarves had disappeared into her hand, Suzie did a little hocus pocus movement and produced a small, three colored, parasol. Of course the colors of the parasol matched the colors of the three scarves. Toward the end of the show, Suzie held a wooden rod with a very long, approximately one inch wide, white streamer attached and performed beautifully making large, swirling, loops with the streamer around her head and her gorgeous body. And if that weren't enough, she then did a similar thing with a gigantic white scarf. Suzie ended the show with a body lotion bit.

Suzie Malone is an excellent performer, and she also performs great interaction with the tip rail patrons. Of course, her interaction all depends on the location, the club, the local ordinances, and how well said ordinances are enforced. (the ladies always have to beware of the local sex police, unfortunately!)

Suzie performed to, ''Circus,'' ''Womanizer,'' ''Do Something,'' and ''breathe On Me,'' all by Britney Spears. While speaking with Suzie after the show, she laughed and referred to her music as a Britney medley.

Suzie has long blonde hair and brown eyes. When I started to ask about the rest of her physical statistics, Suzie laughed and said that we wouldn't get into that. She then commented that it would spoil the fantasy. I warned her that I would resort to whatever I could find on the Internet. She laughed and said that I should go for it. I think I now know why my warning seemed to amuse Suzie so much. I can not find a website anywhere that says a single word about Suzie's height, weight, or measurements. So all I can say is that Suzie has one of the most beautiful, sexiest, most fabulous bodies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. (Now if I could just catch her in a full nude club someday. Yes, I am curious and too lazy to want to have to use my imagination in regard to any portion of that delicious-looking body!)

Suzie is a very friendly, intelligent, woman who enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. She also has a good sense of humor, and she can hold an intelligent conversation with the best of them.

Suzie is one of the best and most interesting touring feature dancers I've ever seen, and I highly recommend that nobody should ever allow an opportunity to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person slip past them. In a word, Suzie is an entertainer!

I have finally located an official website for Suzie. She can be found at: AussieBombshell.com and there are some good photos of her on the site.

Nikki Benz

After saying goodbye to Suzie, I returned to my motel, watched TV for a couple of hours, took a half an hour nap, then drove over to Babes Cabaret, in Scottsdale, where Nikki Benz was very surprised to see me. Of course, I stayed long enough to observe one of her shows.

For the show I saw, Nikki wore a gold pirate hat with long colored feathers sticking up out of it. She also wore a blue, gold, red and black pirate-style mini-dress. She additionally wore a slip-like article, for lack of a better description, beneath the dress. This item appeared to be gold in color, but I couldn't be certain under the stage lighting, and I forgot to ask Nikki about it after the show. Next Nikki wore a white bra and a pair of white bikini panties. The bikini panties were held together with a gold ring on each hip. The panties also had gold designs scattered about on them. I forgot to ask Nikki exactly what the little designs, symbols, or whatever were. They looked like little fleur-de-lis, but I really can't say for sure. Finishing out the costume were a pair of slightly above knee-length black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles that laced up the front.

Nikki performed this show to, ''the Way I are,'' by Timbaland, ''Bad Romance,'' by Lady GA, ''Alejandro,'' also by Lady GA, and, ''Video Phone,'' by Byonce featuring Lady GA.

Nikki performs well on stage, and her interaction with randomly selected tip rail residents is generally very good.

The beautiful Nikki is five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds and measures a sexy-looking 34DD-24-34.

In addition to being a good-looking woman, Nikki is smart, friendly, has a good sense of humor, and she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. I never pass up a chance to go to a club and spend time with Nikki; therefore, I can see no reason why anybody else should either. So guys and gals, don't let the door hit you on the butt as you run out of the house to jump into the car and go see Nikki perform and meet her in person! I doubt that anybody would be disappointed by the experience.

Pay a visit to Nikki at: NikkiBenz.com

I have reminded myself of the fact that on Friday, July 27, 2009, I saw Suzie Malone and Nikki Benz at two different California clubs in the same order that I saw them on this Saturday night. Now isn't that an odd case of history more-or-less repeating itself?

Babes Cabaret, Scottsdale, AZ

Upon arriving at Babe's, I was met in front of the club by Rob the doorman. While speaking with Rob, he told me that he used to work at the Santa Barbara Spearmint Rhino. (No wonder he looked so familiar to me the second I laid eyes on him.) Just inside the front door was a lovely young woman on the cash register. Unfortunately, I neglected to write down her name, and now I can't remember it to save my soul. However, for some odd reason, I want to say that her name was Crystal, but that probably isn't her name. The managers who were on duty that night were Erik and Terry, both of whom treated me like royalty. Behind the bar was a beautiful bartender named Trista. (I had a lot of fun chatting and joking with Trista during the few times she wasn't really busy.)

Very shortly after my arrival, Terry took me on a grand tour of the property. (During the tour, we came face to face with Nikki, so she got her surprise before she ever went on stage.)

The club's ownership owns four other buildings. (All five building are right there together in one area.) One building is already occupied by Triangles, an adult clothing store. The plans for the other three buildings are to open a pawn shop in one, a hamburger joint in another, and a private club in the third in the near future.

Babes will be booking features on a regular basis, as least for the time being; therefore, I hope to be able to return now and then.

And that is a wrap once again. Let us all return to this location the next time and continue to speak of gorgeous, smoking hot, women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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