February 05, 2010 03:29pm
Super Bowl Celebrates XXX
Source: All Media Play
by: Company Press Release
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- Well it might be held on a Sunday but this yearís Super Bowl featuring the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints is really a celebration of Not Monday Night Football XXX -- the hilarious parody from X-Play and LFP Video which has worked fans of pro football and cute girls into a heavy lather showcasing 19 sex-loving ladies in all sorts of group sex scenes.
The movie was directed by the 2010 AVN Director of-the-Year Will Ryder and stars a huge cast of horny girls that want to drop-kick your dick and pull a flag out of your pants.
''Sports and gorgeous girls getting naked and having sex is like good pizza in that it works well for all seasons. If this movie were more like sweet-corn then we would only be able to get really good ears of corn maybe 6 months out of the year but this movie will be popular all year long just like Chinese food at a mall,'' Ryder remarked.
A gallery of photos can be seen on the AVN website at www.AVN.com/galleries/4043/65740/
A PG rated video trailer can be viewed at www.sitcums.com/NotMondsyNightfootballxxxvideo.html
Not Monday Night Football XXX stars Angelina Armani, Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Laci Laine and Sophie Dee. Howard Cosell is played by Rick Madrid, Billy Goodrich plays John Madden and Lee Bang is Oj. Rounding out the guys are Kris Slater, Scott Lyons and Evan Stone.
''People really love this movie because itís jam-packed with girls. I mean we went all-out to get the hottest girls and we had so many of them that four of the scenes are group-sex scenes with at least 4 girls doing each other and banging guys,'' rejoiced co-producer Scott David.
The character of Howard Cosell was deftly played by a mainstream actor named Rick Madrid, not to be confused with the porn actor of the same name.
''Our guy picked the name Rick Madrid before we realized there was a really nice guy that did porn by the name of Rick Madrid so we hope you are not confused while youíre jerking off,'' Will Ryder cautioned.
''I think youíll be amazed at just how alive Howard Cosell looks in our movie. Heís tremendous and along with our John Madden character, the ABC broadcast booth really comes alive especially when O.J. Simpson drops by to get his fortune read by a mysterious fortune-teller. I can tell you she doesnít like what she sees in that crystal ball.''
Thomas Ward reprises his award-winning role of Bill Cosby (Not the Cosbys XXX) and visits the booth to chit-chat with Cosell before an outraged mistress breaks into the booth beating (not) Cosby on the head and yelling, ''He promised to leave his wife for me,'' in one of the movieís most hysterically funny scenes.
Not Monday Night Football XXX is one of the pleasant surprises of the season and with this being Super Bowl week, it is only fitting that the gridiron be filled with beautiful girls, plenty of vagina, flags, referee challenges, sideline reporters getting naked and some of the hottest sexual action ever seen near the gridiron.
Ask your favorite store for not Monday Night Football XXX another fantastic movie from the best company in the porn parody business. If they donít have it in stock tell them you are going to throw a flag on them for unnecessary roughness of the penis.
Now back to you in the booth!
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Celebrity impersonators have been used and this movie was not authorized by ABC Sports, ESPN, the estate of Howard Cosell, John Madden or anybody affiliated with Bill Cosby, Carsey Werner Productions or NBC Television.
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