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Kayden Kross at Twistys

November 26, 2009 02:01pm
MWA: Dyanna Lauren, Ashley Fires
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This time around, the discussion will start with a beautiful adult entertainment industry veteran and end with a hot, young, industry starlet. Now that I have the attention of everyone, let us begin to speak of gorgeous woman!

Dyanna Lauren

Thursday, October 22ND, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Dyanna Lauren and to observe her first show of the evening.

For this show, Dyanna came onto the stage carrying a pair of short, black, cat-o-nine-tails whips. She wore a black bra, a black corset and a layered, ruffled, short black skirt that tapered to a point on her left side. She also wore a pair of black leather bikini panties, and to finish out the costume, she wore a pair of mid-thigh length, black, stiletto-heeled boots with pointed toes.

Dyanna performed this show to, ''More Human Than Human,'' by White Zombie, ''Come with Me,'' by Puff Daddy, ''Sad but True,'' by Metallica, and, ''My Immortal,'' by Evanescence.

While it will vary from club to club and location to location, Dyanna's interaction with the denizens of the tip rail is generally quite good.

One of these days, I really must remember to make the time to ask Dyanna about her physical statistics. In the meantime, according to Wikipedia, she is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and measures 38D-22-33. She has long, thick, blonde hair, and her eyes are blue-green. anybody who gets a chance to get out to a club, a tradeshow, or whatever, to meet Dyanna and hopefully get to see her perform, should not let the opportunity slip past them. I believe they would enjoy the experience.

In addition to being beautiful, Dyanna is a very friendly lady who enjoys meeting her fans.

Apparently DyannaLauren.com has not yet been launched. If fact, when I attempted to go to the site, I got some sort of a web hosting site. However, there are many Internet sites that have photos of Dyanna. Also, to see another side of Dyanna that many people haven't seen go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw9NlGHrYw0 and watch the YouTube video clip.

Ashley Fires

After saying goodnight to Dyanna, I drove across Los Angeles to Skin Gentlemen's Lounge to meet Ashley Fires and to observe her first show of the evening.

At the start of this show, Ashley carried a pair of small black pom-poms onto the stage. She wore a long-sleeved, short, black jacket that was trimmed with red and white stripes. Next she wore a midriff-top that was black in the back and white in the front. This piece was also trimmed with red and white stripes, and it had big letters that spelled, ''varsity,'' across her chest.

Ashley also wore a very small, black, mini-skirt. (I don't remember for certain, but I believe the mini-skirt had a design of little red and white stripes at the top front of at least her left hip area.) Beneath the mini-skirt, Ashley wore a two layered, ruffled, lace petticoat. The petticoat had a darker black band around the top with two small red bows attached. This gave the appearance of the black band being a belt. Under the petticoat, Ashley wore a pair of red bikini panties. To put the finishing touches on her costume, Ashley wore a pair of white knee-length socks and a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.

At the end of this show, Ashley played a game of cooter ball, with autographed 8x10s for prizes, with the customers.

As for Ashley’s customer interaction, she only made physical contact with one house dancer that I noticed. She did, however, make certain that everybody else got good close up looks at the goods. Ashley later said something that made me think she was slowly testing the waters as in seeing how much she could get away with.

Ashley performed this show to, ''Maps,'' by Yeah Yeah Yeahs, ''Got Nuffin,'' by Spoon, I think, ''Under Pressure,'' by David Bowie. When I asked Ashley about her final song, she said something about, ''Queer.'' However, I am not able to figure out if that is a song by some group, or if the song was performed by a band called, ''the Queers.''

Ashley has long blonde hair and her eyes are blue-green. She is five feet one inch tall, weighs in at one hundred ten pounds, and her measurements are 32B-25-37.

I found Ashley to be extremely friendly and quite the conversationalist! I have finally found a lady who can talk so much as I do, and I love it! I had a blast chatting, flirting and joking with Ashley! Needless-to-say, Ashley loves to meet and chat with her fans!

I highly recommend that everybody should get out to a club to see Ashley perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. I don’t see how they could possibly be disappointed.

Ashley can be visited at: AshleyFires.com

Friday night, October 23rd, I had planned to drive out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to see Lisa Ann. However, when it came time to get my butt in gear, I just didn't feel up to going anywhere. Therefore, I stayed home and rested instead.

Saturday, October 24Th, I drove out to Oxnard and had dinner at the Hometown Buffet.

After I had eaten my fill, I went to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino. When I walked up to the door, Alex gave me a funny look and said that the club didn’t have any features. I asked what had happened, and he said that they had both called shortly before I arrived and canceled their last night of the booking.

The features were supposed to be Sandee Westgate and Jesse Capelli. I was disappointed to say the least. I have wanted to see Sandee Westgate on a stage for several years. I suppose that is not going to ever happen.

I can’t be certain that the second feature was Jesse Capelli. Since the Rhino website only said that the feature for this particular weekend was, ''to be Announced,'' I am making an assumption based on what I have been told.

If the information I was told and my resulting assumption, is incorrect, I sincerely apologize to Jesse Capelli.

Ashley Fires Revisited

Since dinner at the Hometown Buffet was all I got for the cost of driving all the way out to Oxnard, I made a detour to Skin Gentlemen’s Lounge on my way home to catch two more of Ashley Fires shows and to spend some more fun time with her.

For her first show of the evening, Ashley wore a red clip on her head that had a pair of small, pointed, red horns on it. She also wore a red bow tie and a red band on her right wrist. Next she wore a red bra and a red thong that had a pointed devil’s tail in the back. Additionally, Ashley wore a pair of knee-high black socks and red, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes. (What a cute little devil she made!)

Ashley started this performance with a fire show. Her prop was a one piece metal apparatus with four or five rods with flaming tips sticking up. Ashley did an impressive job of performing with that fiery apparatus.

Ashley ended this show with a game of pin the dildo on Ashley for five dollars.

Let me say that it was a lot of fun watching blindfolded guys stumbling around with a dildo in their hands attempting to find Ashley!

Ashley performed this show to, ''Girls Just Want to Have Fun,'' by Cyndi Lauper. The title of the second song and the performing artist was a complete blank for all of us concerned. Ashley’s third song was, ''Little Red Corvette,'' by Prince, and she finished the show with, ''Give it to Me.'' Ashley told me that her last song was performed by Justin Timberlake, so I'm taking her word for it.

For her second show, Ashley wore a red cowgirl hat and a brown vest that was decorated with fringe on the edges. Next she wore a red paisley midriff-top with three quarter length sleeves. The sleeves had a black section a couple of inches wide on the ends. Ashley also wore a brown mini-skirt that had fringe around the bottom hem. Under her top, Ashley wore a red bra, and beneath her mini-skirt, she wore absolutely no panties!(We all know how much I love that!) for footwear, Ashley wore the same shoes as that she wore for the first show as best as I could tell.

Ashley again started this show with a fire bit using the same apparatus. That was just fine with me. She does her fire thing so well.

Ashley ended the show with a game of cooter ball.

Since Ashley’s customer interaction during these two shows was the same as what I witnessed Thursday evening, I can only make one of two assumptions. I’m thinking that either Ashley is a little bit conservative in the interaction department, or the club insisted that she keep her interaction toned down. The club is within the city limits of Los Angeles after all.

The fact that Ashley performed to music during this show is all that I am able to say about the subject. I was not familiar with any of her songs, and nobody could remember what they were after the show. (I think everybody had the same problem I did. That problem would be the fact that it is really hard to concentrate on anything else whenever Ashley is prancing around the stage in the nude!)

Okay folks, that will be a wrap for this week. Let’s all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of some of the sexiest ladies to be found anywhere. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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