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November 10, 2009 02:08pm
MWA: Audrey Bitoni, Mikayla Mendez, Julia Ann
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Per an e-mail I have received from Sunset Thomas' associate, Kent Wallace, Sunset's eyes are most definitely blue. I must remember that in the future just in case I don't dare to look directly into those beautiful, hypnotic eyes!

Okay, this time around, we will go from a beautiful lady with an Italian sounding name to an industry veteran who is still at the top of her game by way of an extremely sexy Hispanic woman. So, without any further ado, let us proceed to the discussion of three very desirable women!

Audrey Bitoni

Thursday, October 8Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Audrey Bitoni and to observe both of her shows. Yes, I actually managed to get to the club in time to catch the first show.

For her first show, Audrey wore a semi-floppy pink hat, black fingerless gloves, a pink bra and pink short-shorts. Both the bra and the shorts were trimmed with black lace. Beneath the shorts, Audrey wore a pair of skimpy, black, bikini bottoms that tied in bows on the hips. For footwear, Audrey wore a pair of black cowgirl boots.

Audrey's first song for this show was, ''Back in Black,'' by AC/DC. I didn't recognize the second song, and no one could remember what it was. The third song was, ''My Kind of Lover,'' by Billy Squire.

For her final show of the evening, Audrey wore a small blue hat and a pair of above elbow-length blue gloves. She also wore a blue bra and a red ribbon-like belt with at least two good sized blue bows attached to it. Next, she wore a pair of red bikini panties. On her feet, she wore a pair of red, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes.

I didn't recognize the first song of this show, and once again, no one else could tell me what it was. Audrey's second song was, ''Addicted to Love,'' by Robert Palmer, and the last song was, ''Yoo Hoo,'' performed by Imperial Teen, I believe.

Audrey's interaction with the tip rail squatters is extremely good, and her stage performances are so good as a great number of the features I have seen and much better than some.

Audrey is a beautiful lady with long black hair and hazel eyes. She is five feet four inches tall and weighs one hundred ten pounds. Audrey has told me in the past that her bust measures 34D, but that she didn't know what her waist and hip measurements were. All I know is that her body looks great!

Audrey is very friendly, and she can hold her own in a conversation with anybody. Plus, she seems to really enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.

It is my opinion that Audrey is well worth the trip to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. Therefore, everybody should take full advantage of any opportunity they may get to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. I do believe they will have a fun time! AudreyBitoni.com is finally up and running, so everybody should pay her a visit as soon as they have time.

Audrey can also be found at: MySpace.com/xxxaudreybitoni.

Mikayla Mendez

Friday, October 9Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Mikayla Mendez and to observe her first two shows of the evening.

For her first show, Mikayla wore a desert camouflage colored utility cap, jacket and short-shorts. The jacket, or was it the shorts, was decorated with a Marine Corp patch. Under the jacket, Mikayla wore an olive-green bra, and beneath the short-shorts, she wore a pair of boy shorts. She also wore a pair of white socks and a pair of tan, high-topped, pointed-toed shoes with stiletto heels.

Mikayla performed this show to, ''Soldier,'' by Destiny's Child, ''Unpredictable,'' by Jamie Foxx, ''Overnight Celebrity,'' by Ludicris, and, ''Whatever you Like,'' by T.I.

To start her second show, Mikayla wore a midriff-top version of a Lakers yellow and purple jersey. The top had Lakers spelled out over the number 24 on the front. On the back, Bryant was spelled out over the number 24. Mikayla also wore a pair of yellow shorts with purple laces down the outside of each leg. She wore no bra or panties. Additionally, Mikayla wore a pair of above knee-length, white, athletic socks with two narrow yellow bands around the tops. And for footwear, she wore a pair of high-topped, as in almost knee-length, black sneakers with white laces up the front.

The music for this show was, ''Kobe Bryant,'' by Lil Wayne, ''We Run L A,'' by Ya Boy featuring Dr. Hollywood, ''Obsessed,'' by Mariah Carey, and, ''Promise Remix,'' by Lil Wayne featuring Ciara.

Mikayla always performs well on stage, as she does in her movies, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons is generally quite good.

Mikayla is a beautiful woman with long black hair. She is five feet eight inches tall, and she weighs one hundred twenty-nine pounds. While she has told me in the past that her measures are 32D-28-36, I find it hard to believe that her bust measurement is less than in the vicinity of thirty-four inches. I'm not about to argue the point with a woman who is so positively hot and edible-looking!

Mikayla, a lovely and very sexy Hispanic beauty, is extremely sweet, very friendly, and a world of fun to speak and flirt with. She especially opens up whenever she is around people she already knows. Additionally, Mikayla loves to meet and chat with her fans! Don't get me wrong. Mikayla is generally very upbeat and outgoing with anybody who gives her the respect she so richly deserves.

Mikayla is definitely worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. Nobody should ever miss an opportunity to go to a club, to see Mikayla perform and to meet her in person. I doubt they will be disappointed with the experience!

MIkayla can be visited at: MikaylaMendez.com

Some good photos of Mikayla can also be found at LADirectModels.com.

Julia Ann

Saturday, October 10Th, I attended the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino's VIP Customer Appreciation Party/Julia Ann's Birthday Party. (I left before the doors were opened to the general public at 11:30 PM. As crowded as the private party was, I had no desire to be there once anybody could walk in.)

Julia Ann performed her first show of the evening during the private party. For this, ''private show,'' she wore an all black costume that consisted of a floor-length coat, a short, low-cut, dress with thin shoulder straps and a pair of unattached long sleeves with long, hanging, lacy cuffs. sheer black bra and a fishnet-style thong sheer black pantyhose with a white under layer mid-thigh length, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, black boots

This show was opened with, ''Big Spender,'' artist unknown. Julia also performed to, ''the Thunder Rolls.'' All I can say about, ''The Thunder Rolls,'' is that it wasn't the original performed by Garth Brooks. That is all I can tell anybody about Julia Ann's music.

At one point during the show, Dyanna Lauren went up onto the stage with Julia Ann to help make things interesting which she did as only Dyanna can!

When it comes to feature dancing, Julia Ann is one of the best ones around. She is one of those ladies who actually does some dancing during her shows, and her interaction with randomly selected, and very lucky, tip rail customers is very good indeed. Julia Ann is also very beautiful, quite intelligent, very well spoken, and she is a truly friendly woman. Plus, she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. As if the foregoing wasn't enough, Julia Ann has a very good sense of humor. I still haven't managed to get Julia Ann physical statistics directly from her; therefore, I will once again have to go with what Wikipedia has to say.

Wikipedia says that Julia Ann has blonde hair and blue eyes. (of course, that is something I've known from being friends with Julia Ann for several years.) Wikipedia also says that Julia Ann is five feet eight inches tall, and that she measures 36D-24-37. Wikipedia didn't list Julia Ann's weight, but who cares? Julia Ann doesn't have one ounce of excess body fat anywhere on her beautiful frame, and she looks great!

It is my opinion that no one should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Julia Ann perform and to meet her in person. Julia Ann, a former Wicked Pictures contract star and director, is a must see!

Pay Julia Ann a visit at: JuliaAnn.com

Shayla LaVeaux, whom I managed to spend a little time chatting with, was in attendance as was Melissa Monet. Since I've never met Melissa before, and because I really didn't know what she looked like, I still haven't met her!

Since the party was closed to the public, the club was able to serve alcoholic drinks, wine and beer during the VIP Party portion of the evening. Because of this, there was a lovely female bartender, the usual club waitresses (it may very well have been every waitress employed at this club.) and several fellows walking around with trays of h'ordeuvres.

Okay good people, that will do it until I can find the time to finish the next column in line. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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