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October 21, 2009 12:36pm
MWA: Club Glam, Sunset Thomas, Dyanna Lauren, Felony Foreplay
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Thursday evening, October 1st, was pretty much of a loss. Everything I tried to do was a lost cause. First of all, I didn't manage to get out of the house until a little after 11 PM.

I have been receiving invitations to attend Club Glam for at least two years now, so I decided to check it out on this night. (Club Glam is held on Thursday night, obviously, in the in Cahoots night club in Fullerton.)

Club Glam looks like a good place to be on a Thursday night if one is between the ages of twenty-one and thirty-one.

I stayed just long enough to start feeling like a grandfather who was hanging out at a party with a few hundred of his descendants.

While I was there checking out the scene, I met and spoke with a nice young man by the name of Andrew Munns.

Andrew was walking around with a Canon digital camera. He told me that his photography is mainly a hobby. However, he showed me some of his yet to be edited photos, and so far as I am concerned, he is a rather good photographer. So, if anybody in the industry might be looking around for somebody new to shoot pretty girl photos, send an e-mail to Andrew at: Andy@HottiesOfTheOC.com He just might be willing to give the industry a try.

Andrew obviously has a website located at: HottiesOfTheOC.com.

I finally decided to leave Club Glam before anybody called me grandpa.

Once I had left the club, my intent was to make a big circle around the southern side of Los Angeles and take some night time photos of some of the strip clubs. I got as far down the road as the Sahara Theater in Anaheim. Once I was there, I got one shot of the club and my camera battery died. I didn't even get a chance to see if the shot came out okay. Thank goodness it did.

With my camera now an expensive, non-functioning, toy, I headed back home. As I was getting close, I decided that I just might be able to get to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino in time to catch Sunset Thomas' last show of the evening. Wrong! I walked in just to be reminded that Sunset would only be there on Friday and Saturday nights. (I was told that she was doing something at the Torrance Rhino as part of the entertainment at the Entertainer of the Year contest. However, it was entirely too late to go that far. Since that club serves alcohol, it would have been closed before I could have gotten there.)

Okay, enough of the Thursday night gone bad stuff. Let us now move on to the discussion of smoking hot women! The rest of the weekend consisted of a ride into the Sunset, figuratively speaking, a gorgeous veteran adult film star, and a Felony that was so much fun to commit as a good round of Foreplay! Oh yes, and there was also an unexpected encounter with a long time acquaintance. If that gets anybody curious, they should most definitely read on!

Sunset Thomas

Friday, October 2ND, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Sunset Thomas and to observe both of her shows. Yes, I finally made it to a club in time to see all of the feature's shows, but I probably won't be making a habit of it, even though I should.

For her first show of the evening, Sunset wore a black bra that was decorated with shiny metal studs. The shoulder straps of the bra were connected to the breast cups and the back strap by four metal rings. As the shoulder straps went up across the chest, they were connected to a breast plate-like piece that was positioned just below Sunset's throat. That piece was also decorated with metal studs. Next came a pair of long pants that were more like a thong connected to a modified pair of pants legs. The legs of the pants were connected to the thong-like part with five metal rings. The the pant legs were open in front and held together by three metal rings placed at evenly spaced intervals down the fronts of her thighs. Beneath the pants thing, Sunset wore an even smaller black thong. As for Sunset's footwear, what I was originally going to call high-heeled boots turned out to be a pair of black suede, knee-length, cowgirl-style boots.

Toward the end of this show, Sunset called retired adult film star Devon up onto the stage to take a poster from her with her pouty little mouth. After that was done, Sunset exposed Devon's breasts and the two of them proceeded to play some girl/girl fun and games with each other. That still wasn't the end of it. Before it was all over and done with, Devon put the poster between her legs and up against her crotch. She then encouraged Sunset to do the same, and the two of them played with that poster as if it were a double-ended dildo. When they tired of that little game, Devon returned the poster to Sunset who then threw it out to one lucky customer. (While Devon has been retired from the adult film industry for a couple of years now, she is still feature dancing occasionally. She told me that she goes out on a booking about once every two months, so be on the look-out for her people. She just might be coming to a nearby club any day now! In the meantime, she can now be found house dancing at the City of Industry, CA., Rhino.)

Once Sunset and Devon were finished with their fun and games, Sunset selected one lucky customer from the tip rail, motioned him up onto the stage, had him lie down on the stage, and proceeded to use him in a body oil show.

Sunset performed this show to, ''Just One of Those Days,'' by Limp Bizkit I think, ''Stupified,'' by Disturbed, ''Down with the Sickness,'' by Disturbed, and, ''Smells Like Teen Spirit,'' by Nirvana.

At the start of her next show, Sunset wore a black hat that was covered with sequins. Next, she wore a gold-colored, long sleeved, western cut coat that had long tails. The coat had long fringe that hung along the bottom edge of both sleeves and across the back in a vee-shape. Then came a pair of gold-colored shorts. The coat and the shorts were both decorated with a scattering of rhinestones. Under the coat, Sunset wore a medium blue bra, the breast cups of which were covered with blue sequins and had looped chains of beads hanging from the bottom edges. Beneath her shorts, Sunset wore a light blue thong. On her feet were what appeared to be the same boots. (Those boots worked very well with both costumes.)

This show was performed to, ''Sharp Dressed Man,'' by ZZ Top, ''Move Our Body,'' by Kismat Konnection I believe, ''Make Over,'' I'm not all that certain about this one, and, ''Candy Shop,'' by 50 Cent.

Sunset performs very well on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons is quite good as a general rule.

According to Wikipedia.com, Sunset is a gorgeous, blonde-haired, green-eyed, woman who is five feet five inches tall. I really can't say what she weighs. Wikipedia also says that she measures 36C-24-36. However, I have been told that her measurements are 36D-26-36.

The being gorgeous and having green eyes part is from my own personal past observations. Now that I think about it, I'm not certain if Sunset's eyes are blue or green, or possibly blue-green. Unfortunately, I am not able to look into Sunset's eyes at the moment, and that might be a good thing. If I were able to look into Sunset's eyes right now, I just might start drooling on my keyboard, short it out, and electrocute myself!

Sunset is not only a lovely woman, but she is very friendly, can hold an intelligent conversation with the best of them, and she enjoys meeting her fans.

I do believe that anybody who gets an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Sunset perform and to meet her in person should do so. I do believe they will enjoy the experience.

Pay Sunset a visit at: SunsetsLife.com

Dyanna Lauren, Almost

My plan for the evening of Saturday, October 3rd, was to drive out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to see the legendary Dyanna Lauren perform.

In the very late afternoon, I was almost to the freeway on-ramp when my executive-vice-president-in-charge-of-backseat-driving called me. She informed me that she was suddenly having difficulty in breathing and needed to go to the emergency room. Of course I turned around and went back to the house to pick her up.

By the time the emergency room people got her treated, got around to giving her some prescriptions and releasing her, it was entirely too late to go anywhere. Oh well, maybe next time Dyanna.

Now this is odd. The emergency room doctor said that my lady had pneumonia, yet he released her. That is the first time in my life that I've ever heard of anybody with pneumonia being sent home. I know the two times in my life that I had pneumonia, I was hospitalized, and, when my lady had pneumonia earlier this year, she was hospitalized.

That taken care of, back to Dyanna

I will say that, based on past experience, Dyanna Lauren is one of the most entertaining feature dancers still around today. Therefore, I highly recommend that nobody ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. It will be an experience they will not soon forget!

Obviously, I still have not had an opportunity to speak with Dyanna about her physical statistics; therefore, I will once again have to go with what I found on Wikipedia.com a while back. According to Wikipedia, Dyanna stands five feet six inches tall, weighs in at one hundred fifteen pounds, and her measurements are 38D-22-33. Her hair is long, thick, and blonde, and she has blue-green eyes.

It appears that the launch of DyannaLauren.com is a few months overdue. However, there is a great photo of Dyanna there already, and lots of websites feature photos of her.

Felony Foreplay

Sunday, October 4Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to see Felony Foreplay. As it turned out, I had missed Felony's first show, and she had been moved to the downtown Los Angeles Rio, formerly named Ultimate 10 Showgirls, if I remember correctly.

After hanging out in the club for a while, manager Vince came to me and told me that because the other club had a much larger crowd, it had been decided that Felony would stay there for her last show. So I once again ran a race between two clubs.

For the one performance I observed, Felony did her dancing harem girl show. Her costume for this show was a bellydancer style costume, of course. The top piece was a black item decorated with various gold pieces. She also wore a wide black belt that was also decorated with gold-colored items. Across the back bottom edge, it had a series of different length gold chains that formed a triangle of sorts. What I at first thought was a series of scarves turned out to actually be a long skirt type affair. Under the stage lighting, it was hard to tell if this skirt thing was blue or green; therefore, I am going to say that it was blue-green. That was all of the costume. Felony did not wear anything on her feet, nor did she wear anything that remotely resembled any sort of panties.

Felony performed this show to, ''Hips Don't Lie,'' by Shakira, ''Warrior,'' by Lloyd Banks, and, ''Slow Wind (Wine for Me),'' by R. Kelly.

Ms. Foreplay is a good feature performer. So, I do recommend that everybody go out to their local club to see her perform and to meet her in person anytime she might come to town. She will put on a good show.

According to her website, the lovely felony stands five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds and measures 32E-26-34. She also has red hair and blue eyes. She is also very friendly and enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Yes, I have finally located an official website for Felony. She can be visited at: FelonyForeplayxxx.com Also, plenty of good photos of her can be found at ContinentalAgency.com and Pure-Talent.com.

At one point in her show, Felony had a lovely house dancer called Lucky come up onto the stage for some girl/girl fun and games. Yes it looked hot!

I later had the pleasure of speaking with Lucky. It turns out that she is half Egyptian and half Chinese which makes for one really sexy looking combination! I also found Lucky to be quite charming and a lot of fun to chat with.

During the time I spent in this particular club, I also had the pleasure of meeting and speaking with Betty. Not only is Betty a pretty blonde, she is a quite interesting person. She is also a very fun person to chat and joke around with. In fact, I like Betty immensely.

If anybody were to find themselves in the vicinity of the downtown Los Angeles Rio with time on their hands, they should stop in at the club and look for Betty and Lucky. I think they would be glad that they did.

The downtown Los Angeles Rio has not only had a name change, but it has undergone a complete remodeling. The club now looks better than ever, and the house dancers are so good looking as in any Los Angeles club! I am just waiting for this club to start booking features on a more-or-less regular basis. When that happens, I will certainly be frequenting this club.

That will do the trick for now. Let us all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of gorgeous women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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