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September 11, 2009 06:01pm
From the Trenches 9/09
Source: DaveCummings.com
by: Dave Cummings, Porn Star/Producer/Director

Where did the summer go? Heck, before we know it Halloween and Thanksgiving will be here, not to mention all the Xmas pre-sales/sales/after-sales advertising and music. Have you noticed how the older we get the faster the time goes by? Iíll be 70 years old next March, and indeed the time is jetting by me. Getting old sucks, even though it seems better than the alternative of kicking-the-bucket!

As we get closer and closer to Thanksgiving and Xmas, keep an eye out on www.QuestParty.com; if youíre in, near, or visiting Houston December 9-12, the same folks who have orchestrated the fun and naughtiness around past ''Lone Star Pornutopia'' events are doing it again, including the popular PJ party finale with porn stars. Even an old fogey like me ''scored'' in the past, but since it was with swingers and porn starlets, I canít kiss-and-tell. Multiple events and venues will be involved this year, and there are many porn girls lining up to be part of it. Cum join us!

Forgive me for the way I seem to bring up the ''Screw My Wife, Please'' series so often, but itís such a favorite of mine that I have to alert you to the upcoming release of Vol 69. Hot sex, horny wives, and great masturbatory ''whackability'' is present in this one, just like the past volumes from the folks at www.wildlifexxx.com.

Whatís special about this one is not the oral sex I received from most of the wives (who cares if I got lucky!), but rather the bonus scene that will be part of the release Ė two mega-legends, both of whom are Hall of Fame actresses, got it on in the make-up room while the cameras got rolling. Iím telling you that these sexually sizzling ladies really went at it, and the footage is extremely hot. Wanna guess who the two women were? Email me at dave@davecummings.com with your guess, and Iíll confirm it if youíre correct.

Hintóneither is in their 20s. That day, Director Bobby Rinaldi repeatedly voiced his awe at having a total of five Hall of Fame inductees on set for the entire shoot; besides the two legends who ravished each other in the make-up room, two were videographers and one other was a male performer. Can you guess who those three were? Later this month, weíre filming Vol 70 of ''Screw My Wife, Please''; Iíve been the host of the series since volume 6, and consider this long-running super-series one of my very favorite bookings.

Wildlife always provides an environment where we participants have fun (and the catering is great Ė I keep expecting Ron Jeremy to just ''happen'' to stop by for breakfast, lunch, or dinner (or, knowing Ron, perhaps all three meals!)). Yes, Ron Jeremy has been in past releases of the series.

Breaking news here in California concerns yet another legislator, one who like so many in America publicly champion family values and/or religious beliefs while privately being caught in something concerning sex. I often wonder if voters will wise up and see the hypocrisy that engulfs these situations, and start to use their votes against such politicians.

Football is back. Iím a San Diego Charger fan, and I really enjoy watching the games with friends at a brewery-restaurant located a few blocks from my condo; thus, I donít need to drink-n-drive, but sometimes the walk home afterwards is a little challenging. Itís probably a good idea for all of us to be a little paranoid about getting a DUI citation, or about contending on the roads or in the crosswalks with drivers who should be taking a taxi, not driving and endangering our lives. I hope your favorite team(s) score lots of touchdowns and forces many turnovers this year.

Be safe, stay alert, drive defensively, buckle up, and use alternative transportation if you consume more alcohol than you should. And, yes, if you drink too much, erections seem more difficult to obtain and maintain, so-o-o please drink responsibly.

Winter will be here before we know it!

Dave Cummings,
www.davecummings.com / www.davecummings.TV

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